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🐈🦢🍄🍁☁️🌷🏠🚂 I baked biscotti for the first time this weekend & it was very good
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Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.
why? because.
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do you think that we could get away
in the middle of the night, darling?
martini lights shining in a twist of fate
lust is not a crime baby
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i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
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when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten
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Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
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can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"
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