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The reason why wrestlers get action figure toys is so you can buy your favorite ones and make them kiss

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babe are you okay youre watching BETTER THAN YOU - Complete CM Punk vs MJF Feud again

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i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

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Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

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every day i google ‘cm punk’ like a poor little victorian street child tugging on people’s pant legs, begging, ‘please sir, have you seen my very old man, he’s strong and his beard is gray. i haven’t heard nary a word from him since october.’

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John Cena solemnly dancing alone in a suit to Gangnam Style.

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"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

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I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

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"they shouldve fucked raw" actually is the most insightful and thought provoking commentary and analysis that can be said for any media and if you disagree you'll never make it in this business

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The most Red/Blue ship ever,,, ❤️💙

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no because shut up eda saw luz not get a palisman with the other kids and her first thought was “i’m gonna do everything in my power to find this incredibly rare magical wood so my kid can carve her own palisman because she’s special and she deserves a special palisman of her own”

she loves luz so much and would go to the ends of the earth for her (and has) just so she doesn’t feel like she’s less than any of the other witches just because she doesn’t have a palisman

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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@soft-and-sleepylady

I fear not the man who has sexualized 10,000 old men once, but I fear the man who has sexualized one old man 10,000 times.

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It always surprises me how expressive Hunter is, given the way he was raised. He was a soldier after all, a weapon, Belos' right hand man.

And then I remember that he used to wear a mask all the time. He wouldn't have had to control his expressions at all.

So without it? He really wears his feelings on his sleeve. Something that could have been easily exploited in the Emperor's Coven and probably was.

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

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sadly walking away when i see "freaks dni" in someone's byf because i'm a genetic freak, i'm not normal, you got a 25% chance at best to beat me, and then you add kurt angle to the mix your chances of winning drastically go down. see, the 3-way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz kurt angle knoooows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. so, samoa joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señor joe? the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

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