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How that one faceless man in my dreams holding my non-existent baby has me as he tells me how much he loves me and wishes to have me near ...

UGHHH-

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he's just being silly

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there was something to be said about the fact older bf!simon made such a good house husband.

“i forgot my lunch :( ”

“forgot to make it or bring it?”

“both?”

“on my way”

because the next thing was your coworkers slowly raising their heads to the sound outside your office, a throaty rumbling of an engine right outside the doors.

not a car, motorcycle maybe? question affirmed when it revved twice.

they shot you confused looks when the sound made your ears prick up, a sweet smile on your face as you trotted out the front of the building.

behemoth of a man sat astride a motorcycle. his leathers added bulk but there was something about him that said he was big enough without them.

he watched you walk over as he raised the visor on his helmet, the black one with a ghostly image of a skull painted across it.

your coworkers pressed to the windows, trying their best to hide behind the curtains and potted plants but failing all the same.

the man pointed to his face as you got on tip toes to press a kiss to his nose through the balaclava he had under the helmet.

“don’t make it a late one, alright?”

“yessir”

as you gave him a haphazard salute, he reached behind to give you a pat on the backside before he stood to retrieve the brown paper bag he’d been carrying.

lunch in hand, you lean in to press a kiss to the visor he’d just lowered- right on top of the lipstick print that sat in the corner of it.

the print that looked a lot like your lips.

the helmet never leaves the back of you as you walk towards the office, your coworkers scrambling to not get caught staring.

you didn’t mind, just smiled as you reached into your lunch bag and retrieved a sandwich. the one that was cut perfectly into the shape of a heart.

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fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

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me: feels unloved *searches x reader tag*

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Mullet Sylus..

am I the only one who wanted something romantic for the banner..

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tomorrow’s catch-22

don’t say it, don’t say it—

this is so cxnty, the babies are absolutely WILDING out here. （⊙ｏ⊙）

happy valentine’s day to us indeed.

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

DO YALL GET THE POINT YET OR SHOULD I KEEP GOING? 😵‍💫

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"Girls like it when men ignore em"

LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME

I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.

I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.

I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT

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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

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I made it to episode 9 before I called it quits, 😭 MC was just pmtfo

*SPOILERS FOR ASTORIA: FATES KISS SEASON TWO: HYDRA*

I just got to episode 5 of s2 of Hydras story and I want to THROTTLE MC cuz WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT ABOUT AN IMPORTANT DATE WHERE HYDRA WAS MOST LIKLEY GOING TO PROPOSE, TEXT HIM INSTEAD OF CALLING BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO BE RUDE TO HADES (Hades ily but it's not about you rn) AND THEN PROCEED TO HAVE DINNER WITH SAID GOD WHILE THE WHOLE TIME YOU FEEL GUILTY, AS YOU SHOULD BE, AND NOT EVEN SAY THAT YOU NEED TO GO, THEN YOU GET UPSET WHEN HE DOESNT GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO SAY SORRY, AS IF THATS GONNA FIX ANYTHING, AND THEN 'CLEAR THE AIR SO WE CAN PUT THIS BEHIND US'????

Hydra deserves to feel everything he's feeling and if I were him I'd break up with MC

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*SPOILERS FOR ASTORIA: FATES KISS SEASON TWO: HYDRA*

I just got to episode 5 of s2 of Hydras story and I want to THROTTLE MC cuz WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT ABOUT AN IMPORTANT DATE WHERE HYDRA WAS MOST LIKLEY GOING TO PROPOSE, TEXT HIM INSTEAD OF CALLING BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO BE RUDE TO HADES (Hades ily but it's not about you rn) AND THEN PROCEED TO HAVE DINNER WITH SAID GOD WHILE THE WHOLE TIME YOU FEEL GUILTY, AS YOU SHOULD BE, AND NOT EVEN SAY THAT YOU NEED TO GO, THEN YOU GET UPSET WHEN HE DOESNT GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO SAY SORRY, AS IF THATS GONNA FIX ANYTHING, AND THEN 'CLEAR THE AIR SO WE CAN PUT THIS BEHIND US'????

Hydra deserves to feel everything he's feeling and if I were him I'd break up with MC

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girlhood is staying up late to read the top posts in an x reader tag

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Hear me out, this with Peter Parker. (or Tom Riddle but you didn't hear me say this)

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Charlie Cox

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I need to bring this gif back oh my goddd