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God damn I'm stupid I was always wondering who immediately took over ownership of Salty's but like. they were in Hell. it was still just Salty. ok

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These are older doodles I don't like how I drew alan in these but pim actually looks cute...

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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.

This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.

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if you’re not a little bit selfish, people will eat you alive

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Hello I would like to order less heat, please, with a side of an actually cooling breeze thanks

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

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Celebrating pride month by loving yourself! xD 🏳️‍🌈

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My friend sent me this after i kept on yapping to her abt my love for destiel fics

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I’m loving the composition of this shot

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Little sonadow pastels experiment for fun

Not overly happy with it but it came out too cute not to post, so here yall go✨

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more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

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Happy Pride 2025!!

These are all stickers currently available on my redbubble! There's a bunch of different flag variations for all them! And if you don't see your favorite character here, be sure to check out last year's designs!

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They should wear outfits more often.