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Give a bored human a screwdriver and you’ll find a pile of scrap where your ship used to be, with a proud looking human sitting nearby.
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CAL KESTIS meets LUKE SKYWALKER and it goes exactly as you’d expect 🫢
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Earl Norem's original painting for the cover of The Savage Sword of Conan (vol. 1) #23 (October, 1977), featuring Red Sonja and Conan.
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A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical #Engineer with over 40 years of experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!
7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was $20,000 to the ship owner.
"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."
The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: $2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: $19,998
The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...because those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 20 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.
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Crow Time - Statue 1
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It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!
[Holy crap there's a Part 2??]
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