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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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me: wakes up
me: ahh what a lovely day
me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
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i love having no license, the pain and burning embarrassment that comes with having no license, trying to get around with no license, and also dying
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If I didnt know better I'd think I'd have a thing for being used and thrown away #kinkshamemeaway
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Me: *immediately forgives someone for their hurtful behavior towards me*
Me, later: actually, you know fucking what,,
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straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage
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Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
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screw writing young popes
write interesting popes. write well-rounded popes. write complicated popes. write a pope who kicks ass, write a pope who cowers in a cloister. write a pope who’s desperate for a cardinal. write a woman who doesn’t need any priests. write popes who cry, popes who rant, popes who are shy, popes who don’t take no indulgences, popes who need validation and popes who don’t care what anybody thinks. THEY ARE ALL OKAY, and all those things could exist in THE SAME POPE. Popes shouldn’t be valued because we are young, or jude law, but because we are people. so don’t focus on writing popes who are young. Write popes who are people.
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Given to a man on a train at 5:56pm
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name a more iconic duo than my titties
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