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"My Lord, you have shown me much, but you've never shown me that!"

Somewhere, Brennan just threw a spectacular nosebleed and has no idea why.

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Things that Can be True at the Same Time:

-Nothing in Exandria will be the same after this regardless of what BH does.

-Leaving Predathos unguarded is a bad move.

-Deciding to follow through on the bad guys plans to ensure no one else can is a bad idea.

-BH are not alone on Ruidus and don't actually have to make this choice alone.

-Their waffling on this issue has done them no favors and they have no one but themselves to blame for it.

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It might just be me, but I find the notion of having to listen to Ludinus pontificate for an hour to be slightly worse than the imminent release of the diety devouring horror.

But only slightly.

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My guess? Enough to make the fact that he isn't Ruidusborn himself irrelevant.

Ultimately, someone like Ludinus was never going to leave the most crucial part of his endgame in the hands of someone else. If it wasn't Liliana, it probably would have been Imogen, or Fearne.

Which casts his insistance on taking her captive in the Teeth in whole new light, now that I think about it.

How many ruidusborn has he done this to

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Episode 115

I suddenly have a sinking feeling that all those missing Exaltants didn't get fed to Predathos....

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At least Cerkonos gets to finish that book now.

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I know it was overshadowed by everything else going on, but Sam's bit about Percy attacking 45 times sent me into absolute hysterics and needs to be included should Bells Hells ever be animated.

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Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

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All Downhill...

That family dinner gets even more depressing if you know, or once you realize, that it’s the last time any of them will ever be on civil terms again.

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when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

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Corlys: "Alright, so we were discussing this half-assed travesty of a plan..."

Daemon [fresh from beating the absolute, unholy tar out of the mailman]: "Let's do it."

Corlys: "You haven't even heard it yet."

Daemon: "Don't need to. Ready a boat."

Vaemond: "Most would deem it dishonorable, contemptible even, what we're about to do..."

Daemon [already rowing]: "What I'm about to do."

Corlys: "The trouble of course is the archers. Should this folly even succeed... once we arrive, there will still be hails of arrows to consider."

Daemon: "I'll deal with the arrows."

Vaemond: "Okay... should you not at least have Caraxes at the ready for when the fight commen—"

Daemon [shredding banner into a white flag]: "Shut your whore mouth, I'm not endangering my dragon on a lark. I fucking love that thing."

Laenor: "Yo, this dude is wild."

Daemon [unsheathing Dark Sister]: "If I die, which I won't, be sure to have the artisan paint up a likeness of my corpse extending its middlemost finger unto the sky. Send it to Viserys."

Corlys: "Not sure I follow, my Prince. What would such pantomime convey?"

Daemon [riddled with arrows]: "He'll know what it means."

Vaemond: "I am uncomfortable, but aroused."

Daemon [eyeballing Mr. Crabs]: "Well, save your load, cuz I'm about to blow all your tits clean off."

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I love how about a third of the characters in the Game of Thrones universe have some silly little nickname and personal catchphrase that everyone uses with perfectly straight faces while having serious conversations. Every council meeting is like,

“My lord, the Spatula grows more treacherous by the day. He must be stopped.”

“The Milkshake is right, Your Grace. Soon his forces will be encroaching on the bay, into the lands of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.”

“This has not escaped my notice, Ser Boring Guy With No Nickname. The Spatula is the gravest threat to the kingdom. But what can we do about it?”

“I have ten thousand troops ready at your command. Simply say the word and they will march to his castle gates. You know my house words, Your Grace.”

“Yes, yes. The Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

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after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

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I’ve been thinking about this all day.

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