Your name is SIS STRIDER. You work as a HENNA TATTOO ARTIST, alongside some more DUBIOUS MEANS OF MONETARY GAIN. You have a little brother named DAVE STRIDER and you love him dearly. Even if your means of showing it may be rather DEBATABLE. Your chumhandle is gameGrl, and you're always willing to lend an ear.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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had to shoot dave.
bran died some fucking how, don't even know.
then brody turned and bit diamonds
who turned and bit me
which ended in my death
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brody and dave got bitten by zombies.
if brody shows signs of being a zombie i'll shoot 'em but dave stays.
we're doing good with everything else, except diamonds keeps fuckin getting sick and breaking his leg.
that man is made out of glass.
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just want to know how such a startlingly attractive man is doing this evening.
broacalypse started following you
ey lil momma lemme whisper in your ear.
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broacalypse started following you
ey lil momma lemme whisper in your ear.
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randomegbert replied to your photo: it’s been five seconds. five seconds.
what are you even playing?
organ trail
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that's what enemas are for.
i must know
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i am too technologically challenged to get this bootleg to work.
while i'm making my roommate get it up i'm going to run a game of organ trail.
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i know you as a chick but that's okay you're still adorable either way.
hey jaki—
but.
as a guy.

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hey jaki--
but.
as a guy.

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Gosh sorry for the late greetings tumblrs a huge arse when it comes to notifications.
Hello though! The names jake english its nice to meet you all.
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you should pick up more hobbies, it'd be good for you.
although i also have dave and that eats up a lot of time too, so.
and yeah it is.
Not much, how about you?
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i tried to serenade my roommate with a daring cover of 'single ladies'.
no rings as of yet.
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rude, tumblr. )K
hey you're dave's little friend aren't you?
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tumblr, you think i’m not going to notice two followers? because you didn’t tell me they followed me!
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nothin really, just forgot i had this blog going, aha.
now i'm trying to download zoo tycoon.
what’s cookin good lookin.
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what's cookin good lookin.
gamegrlstrider replied to your post: butts.
hey. 8)
Evenin.
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babies are miraculous.
miraculous in that they manage to volatilely expel from every possible orifice far more food than you have ever remembered feeding them.
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