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if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

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easy

Pokemon Red

Pokemon Blue

Pokemon Gold

Pokemon Silver

Pokemon Bronze

Pokemon Red Fire

Pokemon Grass Green

Pokemon Ruby Tuesday

Pokemon Safe Fire

Pokemon A B C

Pokemon X Y Z

Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s

Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters

Pokemon The Last Airbender

Pokemon of the Galaxy

Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum

Pokemon Horror Story: Coven

Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2

Pokemon Ping Pong

Pokemon Party 

Pokemon Party 8

PokeKart: Double Dash

Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 

Pokemon Cross Dress

Pokemon Fingerblast

Pokemon Facebook Edition

Pokemon Who?

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

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new gender neutral bathroom just dropped

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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

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Was making soup for lunch and coming up with rhymes about it (like some sort of gnome). Ended with my bff and I making a short poem. I do calligraphy and yeah:

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What will happen if you start eating oats every day.

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women love to be a seeping malevolent corruption that steadily drags hundreds or thousands into a world of screaming terror and also maybe be an allegory for trauma and grief.

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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

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apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

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moving to portland was the best decision we ever made

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google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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powerful energies coming off of this one

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the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"

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I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

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