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Show creator: so here’s a witty, smart, well-thought character, with a rich background, complex past, and (s)he has lots of interesting quirks and skills…

Tumblr: YEAH, OKAY, BUT IS (S)HE TRANS? HOMOSEXUAL? POC?

Show creator: why does it ma~

Tumblr: BOOOOOOORING!!!!

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Here is a baby button quail on a spoon

Here is a baby button quail falling off a spoon

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it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

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I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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Lucky bird

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WHEN U DRAW SOMETHING AND IT COMES OUT FUCKING GOOD

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loki: where’s the child support bitch

svaðilfari: [neighs because he’s literally just a horse]

loki:

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

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HEY TUMBLK

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where is the lie

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Why are so many people in the LGBTQ+ community so hateful towards bi people......... leave us alone you ugly gremlins

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y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men

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someone: that relatable bi girl feel when you hate your attraction to men-

me: can’t relate