gardenofstarss
gardenofstarss
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Useless facts are my love languageHe/They Genderfluid :)
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gardenofstarss · 3 hours ago
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Tiny Roy is the most adorable little thing, hands down <3
Best of bros ❤️💙
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gardenofstarss · 3 days ago
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If I could recommend a thing
Please please please try playing Mozart’s ‘Dies Irae’ from Requiem during your card/board games it is the best thing I have ever done. Best during family game night, trust
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gardenofstarss · 5 days ago
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In my defense it was you who left me unsupervised. Don’t try to pin this on me
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gardenofstarss · 6 days ago
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The anxiety’s back, and with it? The depression! The insomnia! The health complications! Hell, even the speech disorder! I love my brain!
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gardenofstarss · 9 days ago
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Lacewing (Chrysoperla rufilabris)
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gardenofstarss · 10 days ago
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Pretty sure the most accurate description of my gender at the moment is The Other Side from The Greatest Showman
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gardenofstarss · 11 days ago
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WAIT I LOVE IT
The lighting’s amazing!!! :D The texture looks edibleee thank you thank you
You should-
You should draw Morpheus
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if you squint really hard it looks like him
sorry for like everything goin on here I was trying to get it done before bed lol :/
my first request and it’s from someone I know irl…
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gardenofstarss · 11 days ago
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Here to prove a point. Not gonna name the texter but it’s their move
thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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gardenofstarss · 11 days ago
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Cross Orbweaver (Araneus diadematus)
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Yeahhh, another European garden spider. We’re besties though. He made a web on my leg and now I’m not allowed to move. I named him Robert and we have tea on Sundays. help please
Update his web spans like a good nine feet? What the actual heck
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gardenofstarss · 12 days ago
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Cross Orb Weaver (Araneus diadematus)
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Also called European Garden Spiders, despite finding this little guy in Northwestern United States! I’ve been seeing one of these cuties every three feet for the last few weeks; I feel like they’re bigger this season, but maybe it’s just because I’m keeping more of an eye out for them. Anyways, I absolutely love these guys, though I find them on my clothes concerningly often. For some reason, my phone camera is absolutely terrible at capturing these stunning spiders. This picture alone took maybe twenty tries. I’ve found that using a .5 zoom helps enormously!
Go say hi to a spider! :)
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gardenofstarss · 14 days ago
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When I know I have work to do but am not in the right mindset to do it, I go for a walk. And like. At this point I’m just pretending going on a walk is another productive option because it’s “good for my body” and “refreshes my mind” but in reality it’s just another procrastination strategy. So that’s fun.
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gardenofstarss · 18 days ago
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life is but a vice preventing me from recognizing my true form as the Dark Lord. soon i shall beset the throne of god and take my rightful seat as the True Overlord and you all shall quaver in my presence
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gardenofstarss · 19 days ago
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H E L L O
SALUTATIONS! :0
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gardenofstarss · 20 days ago
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Does being fem give you chronic blush blindness because I have fell ill to this every single time guaranteed
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gardenofstarss · 20 days ago
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This is why I love Ancient Greece
Oh and the cool pots :D
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it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it
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gardenofstarss · 21 days ago
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Goddammit I lost it disregard
I’M ACTUALLY MOTIVATED AND CAFFEINATED AND NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED (at least not to the point of hallucinating) FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE SIX MONTHS THIS IS SO EXCITING IM GONNA GO ON A RUN AND ORGANIZE EVERYTHING AND FIND SOME OTHER PURPOSE IN LIFE THAN LIVING UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS :D
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gardenofstarss · 21 days ago
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I’M ACTUALLY MOTIVATED AND CAFFEINATED AND NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED (at least not to the point of hallucinating) FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE SIX MONTHS THIS IS SO EXCITING IM GONNA GO ON A RUN AND ORGANIZE EVERYTHING AND FIND SOME OTHER PURPOSE IN LIFE THAN LIVING UP TO THE EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS :D
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