gassydumbjocks

[gassydumbjocks]

You Tried And You Failed

You hated your cousin ever since you were kids, and now as adults you hate him even more. The man was basically handed everything on a silver platter, he was tall, cool, handsome football star, successful and really smart. Meanwhile here you were a head shorter, skinny and too insecure to even wear a tank-top let alone get tattoos, there had to be something you can do? You looked and searched online for anything that will give you an answer to your problem, and that’s when you found some sort of website, which advertised some kind of pills called Virilite.

The website stated that the pills are advertised to effect the behavior of those who consume them by putting them in a hypnotic state, which will make them more susceptible to follow orders and be able change their whole personality and even body, by increasing testosterone. After reading that you couldn’t help but laugh, “This has to be some sort of Snake Oil thing or Placebo like pills desperate fools buy” but the more you read, the more you felt like it could be the real deal. But you were willing to try it at least once, and who knows maybe truly it work and you’ll have him completely ruin his life and reputation? You bought a box and had to wait for them to be delivered to your sad apartment, but in the meantime that give you time to prepare and plan out how you’ll get your cousin to take some of these possibly bogus pill. You dreaded it but decided to text him -Hey Thomas I know it’s been a while and me and you don’t always get along or have a lot of shared interests. But I would love for you to come over to my place and watch a game?” You sent the text and waited… -Hey! This is unexpected but I’ll love to watch a game or hang out in general 😊”. “Great I’ll let you know when I’m ready to have you over” Ugh I hated that.

It took about three days for them to arrive and when they got delivered to the fount desk you practically ripped them out of the receptionist  arms as he handed you the box, much to his shock. After quickly back to your now clean apartment, you tear open the box and saw the Virilite package and then carefully open it, inside where the pills and a brochure on how to use them extra extra, you decided to write down your whole plan in your notebook so that your scheme goes through perfectly. First: You’ll invite him in and have small chat, then you’ll offer him a drink and spike it when he isn’t looking or around, then after he drinks it he’ll fall completely under your control and you will make him make a fool of himself in the neighborhood or quite his stupid senior management job or whatever. It doesn’t matter as all if he’s under your control you can do whatever you want to him.

The next day you texted him and informed him that you’re ready for him to arrive and watch the game. He arrived in about 20 minutes and he even brought chips and wings… how generous, you smile and eagerly invite him in and inform him to place what he brought on the counter. As he does though he stupidly knocks over the glass you were about to use *Smash* he gasped and apologized profusely, but you hold back and cheerfully explain that it’s ok and don’t worry about it, you’ll just simply clean it up -I’m going to ruin him” you say to yourself. After all that you were about to make his drink when he interrupts you and awkwardly smiles and says “Uhhh hey cuz you don’t mind if I like use your bathroom? I gotta drain the lizard hehe” he smiles as if he thought what he said was funny, “Oh of course it’s down the hall first door to your left” you give him a sweet smile. Once you hear the door close you plop the pill in and set it down to where you want him to sit and now you wait, and wait and waited some more…. Your eyes twitched as it’s been 13 minutes, you go to the bathroom and knock *Knock Knock* “Hey Thomas, you good?”… “Oh-yeah I uhh actually had to empty my dumbtruck too hehe” you wince in disgust and annoyance but what do you expect from that Dumb Gorilla.

He finally exits the bathroom and stammers over towards you embarrassed “Soooo-I uh I kinda like used all your tp cuz. Well I actually dropped it in the toilet to be honest…” He blushes and looks away as if he’s some wounded pup, but you again smile “Oh it’s ok, I clean it right up. Why don’t you sit down? I even left you a drink in the blue glass.” He perks up and makes his way towards your couch and sits down, staring at you as if he’s wants to still be polite and not start without you, so you go and replace whatever it is he was blabbing about and that’s when you notice your journal and the Vilrilite pills. Could he have noticed them? -Ha nah he’s too dumb for that- you think to yourself. So you eagerly exit and make your way towards your living hoping he’s in the same trace as the promotional images on the website advertised, but no he’s patiently waiting for you, once he notices you he smiles. You sit beside him and take your drink and “Cheers” you both say in unison, but he turns away from you as you drink. It was at that moment after you finished, you began to feel a wired sensation building up inside you and your vision begins to blur, that is when you notice your cousin turns towards you and stares directly into your eyes with a hurt and somber expression then…. “UuUARRRRRRRFRrrrp-oh uhhhh-hehehe..” As you melt into your seat blissfully.

You were confused at first when out of the blue, you got a text from your cousin saying he wants to hang out and watch the game? You knew two of you weren’t always on the best of terms, but -Maybe he finally decided to open up and communicate? And besides how could you pass up on watching the game?- You thought to yourself, I got the go-ahead text informing me that I was able to make my way to his apartment, and even brought over some snacks. I made my way over and knocked on his door it being opened almost immediately after, he smiles at me but something felt weird? He ushers me towards the counter so that I may place what I brought but I accidentally knocked over a glass filled with soda, to which I apologize profusely, but he just smiled a uncomfortably wide and said it was ok. I felt relieved but then I felt like I had to piss, I asked where’s the bathroom and again he just smiles as if he’s hiding something but tells me where it is, so I go. While I finished and was checking myself out, I noticed a journal and some pills behind me in some cupboard, curiously got the better of me so I snooped in and was shocked.

My own cousin was planning on drugging me and turning me into some mindless fool and ruin my life! I looked up the website and here it is Virilite, some pills that turn whoever consumes them into empty headed drones who are easily subjective to commands and even complete personality overhaul. I was furious but knew I only had so much time to plan and think of a way out of this or even a way to turns the tables. It took me a while to think of a plan, I even jumped when he knocked on the door questioning what’s taking me so long, I exit the bathroom and asked if he could clean the mess I made and he smiles but now it’s terrifying. I sit down and wait watching him as he goes not breaking eye contact, and once I hear the door close I quickly dump one of the pill into his drink and wait, then he returns and sits down beside me. “Cheers” you both say and you turn away, but once you hear that final *gulp* you turns towards him and you can’t help but to feel guilty for what you done.

He belched loudly and groans, you watched as his muscles grown in mass and his own face begins to change into something similar to yours, more masculine and define. It weirded you out but now you didn’t know what to do, so you decided to say something “Uhhh Theodore can you hear me?” You asked only for him to nod slowly with a crossed eye expression, then you speak again “So I-uh I want you to pound your chest and act like a Dumb Gorilla” just like he wrote about you. He stands up and begins to bang his now meatier chest “OO OOO AH AH OO OOO AH AHH” he puffs his bangs his puffed chest, you couldn’t help but smirk “Uh-ok now I want you to fart? Yeah fart like the dumb gorilla that you are.” He does some primate like pose and grunts then “FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” I’m stunned but press on, “Uh-Ok now I want you to go slap yourself repeatedly in the face… but uh-not to hard ok.” He stands and Slap Slap Slap Slap you laugh and then think “Now slap your dumb thick gorilla butt” and again he did and he was told, he slapped and spank his growing bubble butt over and over. I laughed even more at my cousin foolish behavior “Gasp Hahaha” a though appeared in my head, “I want you to go down to the lobby and grunt like a gorilla, and then fart at the receptionist.”

Your cousin did as he was told, and you followed behind as he marched his way down hall, down the stairs and into the empty lobby and stood before the same man at the front desk. The man behind the desk took notice of your cousin and looked puzzled “Whoa-Uhh Dexter have you been working out? Because you look-” but before he could finish his sentence. Your cousin flexed both his biceps and grunted aggressively “HUH AH HUH AH HUH AH” the receptionist much to his bewilderment, who was taken aback by his odd behavior. But then he turned around bent forward and “PPPPRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT FFFFRRRRAAAAAT BBBBRRRAAAAP FRRRRBBBBBTTY” he then turned to the bewildered man and- “BUUuUrrrRRRP-Hehehe See ya later bro!” He turned and walked back towards you. “HEY STOP RIGHT THERE” The receptionist yelled and my cousin did as he was told, but before the enraged man could continue “FFFRRRRFFFFFFFRRRRRP” Escaped his backside he blushed but was still angry “Cough Cough excuse me, but I will be reporting you Dexter and I’ll-UAAAAARRRRPPP” he looks confuse, but before he could even process anything his pecs balloon out and it travels down leaving newly formed abs underneath his shirt, he grunts as his thighs and calves thicken up and moans as his butt bubbles up with fat and muscle “PPLLLBBBBRRRRRRRTTT” he let out a sigh and dumb laugh and flexed his newly acquired muscles.

I was stunned and confused as no where on the website or journal did it say that it could cause some kind of bystander effect and spread to others. *Could it?*- I think to myself, but no matter I and Dexter need to get out of here.

I grabbed my cousin by the hand and lead his outside to not only get some fresher air but also for me ti clear my head and try to understand what actually happened. I look at my cousin and staring back at me were of dumb vacant eyes with no thoughts, mouth slightly agape with drool, well at least he’ll be like this only temporarily at least.

But I snap my fingers to get his attention *Snap Snap* “Ok Ok—Uhh I now want you to loudly enter that gentleman’s bar burp and go onto the counter strip and twerk.” And so he walked on over to the near by bar and busted open the door and let out a loud "BUUUUUURRRPPP—PRFFFTRT—BUUUUUUUUURRRRPP!" Causing all the refined men to turn their heads in shock and disgust, and as told, he began to strip away his clothes leaving only his briefs. He then hopped onto the counter and began flexing, twerking, gyrating his hips and spanking his bottom. He bent down to low and “PPPrrrRFFFFttttTTTTT” escaped his rear, and then again "HRRRRNNG—BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPP—PRFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!" Exited him as he rose up.

He then turned his back to to the crowd and grunted again “HNNNGGHH-PRFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT- AHHHH that felt so good bro” as he continued to shake and shake “PFFFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!” I watched on from outside trying to contain my emotions and ready to burst laughter. He then looked at one of the men and aimed his butt towards him “BRRRRRAAAAWWWWPPPPP” Your cousin slowly laughed “Hehehe-You’re gonna be like me brah” The man stood up veins popping out and red as a tomato he pointed at my now dimwit cousin and shouted “I-I WILL HAVE ORDER—HRRGGHH—PRFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!-OOOOHHHHHHH” he moaned and winced in pain then bent over and “bbbbbbBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPpppppppppp” and let out a dumb laugh…. “Uh-Oh” I lie and say to myself and watch the carnage from outside, and from inside the men began to fall into a similar trance as their muscles grew, height increased as they became noticeably dumber, mouth hanged opened and their eyes ether crossed or stare blankly at nothing. They grunted and banged their chest and flared around like gorillas dancing and shaking their plumper rears, and standing still on the counter was my dumb grinning cousin who knew he now had bros to hang with.

A month has passed since my cousin uhhh-change and from the looks of it, he surprisingly doing quite well. He now works as a dancer and bartender for the once gentlemen’s bar which has now turned into some sort of men’s only sorts bar? But who are you to judge and complain, he now spends his days flexing, farting and shaking his ass away and also making the occasional drink from time to time, although you don’t drink anything he makes.

Special shoutout to @butch-de-101 for making this story aswell, i simply love it :), thanks for letting me read it first bud! I hope everyone enjoys it!, this series and the virilite pills concept is very important to me ^^

[gassydumbjocks]

Going To Our Roots

Orignal idea: @butch-de-101

Now you loved your step-son, but at times you just wished he was more like you and his brother, but atlas he was the exact opposite of the both of you. Small, thin, frail the runt of the litter in other words, but not just in appearance but personality as well, as he was soft spoken, into musicals and other artsy interest. You’ve tried for years to get him into the activities you, your buddies and son liked, hell you even tried his as well, but nothing. “That boy ain’t right” your friend would say and go on about now he needs to man up and get dirty, and that’s when an idea popped into both of your head. You looked at your friend smirking “I know just the place for him to get dirty and man up….”

...

You’re just mad and annoyed, what else is there to say? Your step-dad tries and fails to bound with you and yeah he did at least try, but now he’s sending you to some hick family farm in the swamp? He thought that “Getting some fresh air and learning more about the family” will get you to like him or be more like him and his idiot son the college football champ, and now you’re going to have to spend the whole summer at some fake uncles swamp ranch who’s probably a bigger idiot then your dad and brother combined.

For hours you and your step-dad drove from the busy city, past the quite suburbs, along the freeway through farms to something even worst than a small town, The middle of nowhere in a Bayou country. Your step-dad hops out the trunk and takes in the nasty mosquito swarmed scenery around him, hands on his hips “Grew up here, my pa and brother and the occasional family visit. Man I missed that fresh air” he looks at you and smiles but you only stare back with an expression of both disgust and boredom. You look around -This? Your proud of some nowhere shanty little ranch in the middle of a swamp? But you hold your tongue and say instead “Wow must have been nice or whatever.” He’s about to say something when “Ay it is about time you got here big bro, Comment s'est passé le trajet? and this must be Joseph?” The large man saids as he’s hugs your father and stairs at you in the car. “c'était super et je suis si heureuse que tu aies accepté de surveiller mon fils. And this charming young man is Joseph” they both turn to you and smile.

Your step-uncle whose name was Anthony or Antoine. Was the younger spitting image of your step-dad and to an extent your step-brother, he was a large beefy muscular man with the typical appearance of a classless hillbilly but with a swamp vibe added in. He greeted me and shook my hands way too hard “That’s how a man does it” he said smirking, he eyes you up and down and you could tell he was judging you. “Tch Un peu maigre et mou si vous me demandez. Mais je suis sûr qu'il ira bien.” Your dad laughs “He’s just shy and I’m sure the two of you will get along just fine. Now Josh I’ll unload your truck and be on my way.”

He unloads the trunk pretty fast all the while he’s talking to his brother in French and just like that, he’s gone leaving you with basically a stranger. He lays a strong firm hand on your shoulder “Why don’t I take these to your room and show you to your room and~” “You don’t have you pretend anymore.” You cut him off, his smile fades and he gives you an annoyed and somewhat disgust look, and he just lifts his thick leg and “FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ~You know I was actually being nice. Sure you are very different from what I’m use to, but I could have learned something from you. But no I’m just some stupid ill-mannered hick” He takes your trunk and leaves you there stunned… -Tch typical- I thought to myself. After that unpleasant welcoming that was completely uncalled for. The two of you made it to what would soon be your home for the rest of the summer and just like this whole experience, you hated it.

He lead you to your room but none of your luggage was there and all that was there was a Black Tank-Top and worn out jeans just like his. You looked at him “This isn’t funny where are my thing?” You’re beginning to seethe“If I don’t have them here I’ll call my dad and tell him you’re~” “Tais-toi, sale gosse” he cuts you off “First of all seeing how you… present yourself. None of the clothing you brought would be suitable for this environment, and don’t bother you left your phone in your bags.” Your face turns red and you were about to scream and yell absentees but before you could he slams the door on your face. You stand there completely stunned.

I’m lost for word. First I get abandoned in some desolate farm, but now I’m completely isolated and even worse made to wear these? You look back over to the bed and around your new room, and you weren’t impressed at all, it was a dull, small plain room with a bed, dresser and desk. But a photo caught your eye.

The picture of a large burly man stretching or doing some sort of warm up, and beneath it said Captain Felipe 1998 Championship. You would be lying if you didn’t find him attractive and alluring, but if he’s related to your step-father’s family then yeah not worth it. You continue staring at the picture but for some odd reason the room has gotten colder and feels at if you aren’t alone, you turn your head come face to face with the very man you’ve seen in the photo, but something isn’t right. He’s unnaturally pale and most notably hovering off the ground! “Tu n'es pas de la famille ? Je le sens. Mais vous avez l'audace d'être aussi impoli même quand vous voulez être poli.” You have no idea what he just said but you try to run past and flee but he grabs onto you and throws you onto the be, you whipper in fear “G-get away, I don’t even know what you are saying j-just leave.. leave me alone please!” Your pleads fall on deaf ears as he bolts over to you and lifts you up, and the shoves his large hand into your mouth! He begins to shove more of his arm down your throat, then his shoulders, and finally his large ass and thighs, they forced your mouth to open wide as he pushed hard to get them down your throat, and with a loud SHLORRRRRRP-GULP he was gone.

You awoke on the bed, mind fogged and feeling groggy. You got up and that’s when you noticed that you’re wearing that horrible outfit, you go to take it off but your body refuses to cooperate. Just as you were about to question that, you noticed an odd feeling as if someone else was beneath or over your skin, you can feel odd movements and shifts, which felt as though someone was still trying to figure out how to put on a tight sweater. The cramped feeling builds up in your gut a low gurgle than “FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~ Ahhhh Ton ventre est si serré et si petit. Je vais devoir m'y mettre.” The foreign words came out your mouth unwillingly and in a deeper tone than your usual manner of speak. You are able to feel your body stretch and flex its non existent muscles, and feel up your body with your own hands but this felt off and alien, as if they didn’t know it’s own body and form. “You” walk over to a mirror and stare at yourself, your reflection frowns and looks unimpressed with what he sees, then took a step back. You can feel that rumbling sensation again but this time it was your whole body. Horrified you see your own torso elongate and grow in length, followed by your arms and legs, soon they begin to build up with pounds of muscle. Your shoulders widen giving you an intimidating look and your biceps grow as if you’ve been going to the gym your whole life, your pecs ballooned and sprouted a coat of blond chest hair. You can feel abs begging to form as the feeling travels down to your groin, you feel a growth and heavier weight being added there “Gasp sigh-sigh”-you moan as it keeps going down, your ass expands and widens followed by your thighs and calves which were all covered in hair. The feeling begins to travel up your throat and build up there “Uuurp-Buurrp-Uurp” than “BOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRPP” as it jolts into your head.

As soon as that happened your face begins to distort and morph into something that resembles your step-dad. Your jaw widened and burst with masculine energy, your cheeks, nose, lips and lips and even brows take a more masculine along with facial hair as your hair turns into a mullet. The new you walks over to the mirror and examines the new look/you, a twisted satisfied grin forms as he stares directly into your eyes.

Summer has gone by and you’ve spent it trapped in your own body. From sun up to sun down you worked outside doing the job of the farmhand. Plowing, weeding, hoeing or picking fruit and worst of all you could feel it all. The soreness of your muscle, tired and the filth, every day you were ether grimy, sweaty or both and he took pleasure is your misery, taking deep breaths of your sweat soaked pits, going a day or two without showering and having fart/burp offs with his old pal Anthony. One hot afternoon while he was fixing the trunk you feel a rumble in your shared gut and he groans “Ohhhh-UUuuurrrrppp-PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTTT” He smirks patting his stomach.

...

It’s been two months since you dropped your step-son at your brothers and now it’s finally time to pick him up. You felt guilty and worried that you left him there for you knew this wasn’t his style. -But leaving one’s comfort zone is good for you, yeah? Or maybe he’ll just hate me even more? I should’ve just done family counseling- These thoughts been creeping in your mind all summer and on the car ride here, but that doesn’t matter your here now and you’ll be as supportive as ever. You pull up to the driveway and get out of your truck, you walk up to what you thought was your brother till he turns around. “C'est bon de te voir père, what you don’t recognize your own son?” You stumble on your words “B-boy what happed to you?” “Pa I just helped uncle around the farm and ate what a man should eat, he even thought me French.” You were about to keep asking questions when you felt a hand on your shoulder “Come on big bro you know as well as I do that hard work and eating right helps build muscle. Now why don’t I go get his things and he’ll tell you all about his experience at the farm…” your brother walks off leaving you with Joseph who’s learning against a trunk staring at you, but hey now you, your son and him can play football together, and besides he may be physical different but I’m sure he’s still the same inside. -I hope he like the tickets to that musical show I got him? I’m sure they will be a great surprise on the ride back home.-

.

.

.

HELLO THERE!!!

First im gonna thank my awesome friend @butch-de-101 for letting me read in advance and actually asking me to post this story for him, he is the responsible of this hot story, and i hope he continues to bring us more content like this in the future :).

This month i decided to bring you guys a special collaboration of TWO STORIES i made with him, this one being one of them, so, if you wanna know what next one is about, you better wait for it ;) until then!

[gassydumbjocks]

Now THAT is a MANLY story 🥴

"Real protein"

Tags: #burpkink #fartkink #latinokink

You didnt mind when ur mom started dating the spanish latino teacher, he was fine, but when they decided to make it oficial and move together, things changed.

Turns out now you had a mexican Big-step-brother, that was as Big as his father but his body size didnt match his brain size: he was dumb asf.

He barely pass his tests even when his dad was a teachar, he belched at the table and walked all over the house saying "bro" and "wey", in briefs, cause "a latino sausage needed Freedom" and cause "farting that way felt way better"

And he really meant. His farts were loud, long, and worse, smelly. The stench imprignated every room he farted on. And you shared room...

Didnt take long Until all your room and even your clothes smelled like his gas. Didnt take long until everything you were able to smell were his stench.

Your friends were excited, couldnt believe how hot your new stepbrother was, looked like a porno actor, with that great natural tan, those big muscular arms and that perfect ass, how little they know, the only thing he used that ass was for...

PRRRFFFFTFFFRRRRTT

He farted while you and your now-stepfather were having dinner.

"Those ones are real protein farts, lil bro, you know why?"

He said proudly

"Cause we eat real protein" said while finishing his beans and meat "Look"

He bend to one side and farted again, loud and proud.

PRRRRIRRRRRRTTT

You could swear you saw the chair seat vibrate under his ass.

"Bet your ass those white boys and his protein shakes cant fart like this"

He was right tho. Not even locker room stank as much as his "creations" - as he proudly called them.

Worst part was when the smell hit his father and instead of scolding his "little boy", he looked around to be sure your mom havent arrived and then

"HAHAHA, YOU LITTLE CABRON"

He laughed while waving the fart away.

"Im glad, You don't sleep with me anymore, poor of your hermano tho, you double cooked those frijoles"

The step brother just smiled proudly.

This was gonna be a long night..., but you had to get used to it, that was your new life now.

Note: Guys I was on a not so intentional break (not enough free Time With work, plus this blog Is a hobby writing not the priority writing one) but wrote this this morning for you, real fast.

[gassydumbjocks]

Ya'll... How much have i missed? Lmao.

So so SO sorry for not posting, this semester and life in general have been something else, i promise now that i'll try to write more often again (probably xd), stay alert, see ya!

[gassydumbjocks]

*Comes back from death* IM BACK!

...

XD Joking everyone, Hi! Im so sorry i havent been active all this time, im still here, just havent got enough time or inspiration to write more, and since im in college it gets a lot of me and my time, i will try to return soon tho ;D, stay alert for new posts

[gassydumbjocks]

Amazing stories!! Imagine being cursed to fart all the time and feeling yourself getting dumber each time!

Soon you’d be just a real dumb stinker!

Wow! This seems like a fantastic idea! Lol, i think you just gave me a plot for a potential halloween special :)

[gassydumbjocks]

Virilite 1.1:

Boys will be boys

Training Liam to be the perfect manly dude he was meant to be was more fun than i thought, i kept trying a lil more commands on him, some even to humble him a bit making him do embarrasing stuff he'd NEVER do and he'd just obey without hesitation.

This was just getting better, and better, and again i thought of what Noah would think of this when he'd see Liam being no more than a puppet for the amusement of the commander.

After making him burp out the entire national anthem and laughing my ass off at him, i heard some steps from upstairs coming, Noah came at our weekly gathering to watch the game together while having some beers, i had to think of a good excuse for Liam, or maybe should i just tell him it was the best?

"Dave, where did ya put-... Oh, you're with... Liam?" he said scratching his neck, confused, Liam and i rarely interactued, let alone just the two of us, but this was going to be different from now on.

"Uh, yeah, we were just waiting for you here" i lie returning to the couch hoping he'd buy it .

"Sure, ok then" he simply shrugs it up "i was looking for him upstairs too, Liam, can you help me bring all the food and drinks?" he asks his son, and as he gets no response he raises an eyebrow "Son?"

I quickly intervene "Leave him, i can help you with that" i say but he ingnores it "No, i want him to do it besides... Why is he so, vacant?" He notices Liam is just sitting in a static position, no movement from him, and also his empty look "Liam you alright?" he asks again, and as expected, no response.

"What's with him all of a sudden?" he suddenly asks me, and i gasp a bit. He looks at him again, and then notices the bottle of Virilite pills that were still at the table "Virilite? What's that?" he says now focusing on them taking the container.

"Noah, i can explain this, those are some pills i bought, for Liam, you see?" i admit "They are meant to turn him into a real man, just as you and me always wanted, look, just let me show you" i try to explain him.

"Pills?! But, Dave- what the hell? What do you even mean?" he asks starting to frown a bit, i quickly take the container and show him the instructions.

"See? These have effects on the behavior and even actions of whoever that takes them, and even affects the increase of testosterone on him! He'll be in a trance-like state and you'll just need to command him do anything you want" i say, he still giving me a killer look.

"Noah, this can help you to finally lead him the right way and turn him into a good straight man, dont tell me you didn't seek for a miracle to change him so he'd finally like to bond with you" i say, and he just stays silent, proving my point.

"Even so, what can i "command" him to do?" he asks shrugging, and i smirk "anything brother, i already had a lot of fun at him, just watch this" i say and look at Liam, who letted out a goofy laugh again oblivious we were talking about him "Liam, i want you to make a cup fart with your own hand, and then you'll smell it" i smirk waiting for it.

We see Liam reaching his hand to his butt, and after some seconds, he grunted squinting an eye and dropping out a huge bomb of a bassy fart on hid own hand palm.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

I burst into laughter while Noah still reacts to what just happened, dumbfounded "did he... did he just fart?" he asks, and to top things up, we then saw how Liam with that now eternal dumb expression in his face took his hand to his nose, and sniffed deeply, before laughing again, making me almost cry of how amusing this was for me.

"And that's not all, Liam, show Noah that trick i trained you to do" i command and Liam gets in action for his thing, first, i trained him to let out a loud burp with his hands cupped in his mouth, then he'd play as if he was juggling with it, he'd swallow the belch again, and when his stomach recieved the burped out gas again in his stomach...

BOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPPP!!

...

PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

I chuckle and go to him to give him some well-deserved pats in the back "good boy, very funny Liam" i praise him with a huge smile.

"Bro, what are you waiting for? Just try and make him do something you always wanted him to, any manly stuff works" i say again and he looks at his son, reflecting.

"I admit i always wanted a son i could call a real man... Ok, but just for a bit! I dont want my son to always be this...somehow extremely gassy zombie thing" he says waving his hand, the gas must have hitted him by now "Goddamn, did you fed him something to make him this gassy or what?" he asks coughing.

"Nothing, just pure pill effect, and I know right, its so potent, i even had to open a window earlier, but we'll get used" i joke "also i wouldn't worry, i readed in the website the trance state isn't permanent, they give you a certain amount of time so you can "program the person" as your like, then they'll come back to normal again, just with the new antics and persona you implanted on him, Liam will now love to join us in our belch offs or our protein farts competitions in our boys nights during the matches huh?" i giggle

"Guess this can work" Noah said, finally putting just a small, very slighty smirk on his lips, while patting his son's back, eager to finally enjoy the company of a son that could make guy stuff with him.

[gassydumbjocks]

Virilite 1:

Boys will be boys

Ever since I spiked my nephew Liam's beer with a strange pill I found online when he and my brother came to watch a football match, that boy has been acting like a man, as he should.

You see, my brother Noah had a son who, don't get me wrong, I love this boy with all my soul, but god damn he had to grow up and start acting like what he was, a dude, always wearing those girly crop tops and tight-fitting jeans with bright colors because "that's who he was", I admit that I was clearly upset when he revealed to the family that he was gay, but even so I couldn't do anything and neither could Noah, so we decided to accept him as he was, until I found a way to... make him act as he should.

While looking at online articles I found this article online that was supposed to be some pills that could have an effect on the behavior and actions of the person that took them, yes, I know, very science fiction-like, still, what caught my attention was the name and objective of the pill, "Virilite" was its name, and it promised to also have an effect on the levels of testosterone produced in men, which ended up convincing me to buy it.

The instructions were simple, put them in the drink or food that said man was going to consume, once ingested the guy would enter an immediate state of trance, able to only follow the orders that another person suggested in his mind, there were even images of test subjects boys who I assume took the pill, they all had a relaxed yet funny expression, eyes crossed and some even with tongues sticking out like dogs, I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Liam looking like that.

Just as i was now, immediatly after i got Liam to drink it after offering him a beer, he letted out an involuntary loud and guttural deep belch, which from what i knew and readed online was a sign that the pill already took effect, i had Liam in front of me with a dumb smile and an eye-crossed, glazed over look, like that huge burp just took away all his thoughts and personality.

After the first 5 minutes of calling his name and getting no response, i actually started to worry, he couldn't stay as a brainless zombie-like dumbass all his life, and Noah would find out and kill me for it, i tried to remember, i took the pill's container and readed again the instructions.

"Ohh, so i have to, uh, kinda program him?" i said and then i thought of things i could make him do, i certainly bought those pills to make the kid more like a man... So, hell, what a man i would mold out of him.

I heard him let out a dumb chuckle still with that goofy smile from before, i smirked and approached "Liam, buddy, you hear me champ, you hear uncle Dave?" i asked to make sure he could indeed hear me, he slowly nodded and let out some hiccups "great, cuz we got a lot of work to do on you, and im sure you'll love it" i say.

I think of the first command to give him, they suggest to use short and simple commands, there are plenty of manly things he needs to learn, but i think i can cover up basic stuff, i remember Noah and me asking him to join us in our protein farting contests when we relaxed in our man cave watching our team, while Liam just grimaced and waved his hand, saying it was immature and gross, i would make him change his opinion, so it was obvious what would be the command "Liam...fart, loudly and proudly, c'mon" i literally order him to fart, i just wanted to test the effectiveness of the command obeying.

Without hesitation, he lifts his right leg as high as he can, leaving his butt in the air, before a barrage of gas goes out his butt.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Its so strong, big and beefy, even for me, i have to wave the smell and open a window nearby "good lord boy! Where in the hell did you got all that gas from!?" i ask impressed, and try to recover before continuing "ok ok lets keep up!, umm, belch, a nice deep man belch" i say, waiting for it.

I didn't even have to wait when he was already patting his chest and squinting an eye to help the gas release.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPP!!!

And holy fuck, if Liam was concious, he'd know that beast burp would have easily beat his old man and me in our oftens belch offs, the pill was clearly making a miracle on him.

I was admitidly having fun on my nephew making all the stuff he found "gross" and "immature" under a pill's control, i gave him another command, just to get a good laugh "Liam, do some armpit farts, but in the last one, you'll ask me to pull your finger, you'll let out a monster fart, got it?" i asked and he nodded again, he then started with the manly symphony, he took a hand down one of his pits and started to produce the nasty sounds.

PPPPPRRRRTTT

PPPPPPRRRRRRTTT

PPPPPPRRRRRTT

PPPPPPPRRRRRTT

I saw him stop and put hand on his gut, then he talked goofily "uncle, pull my finger" he asked dumbly before laughing and extend his hand at me, i gladly accepted "oh of course kiddo, let me help you with that" i smirked and pulled it hard, unleashing the beast gas he had stuck in his rump.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

An ABSOLUTELY disgusting deep-ass and loud, nasty fart erupted from him, Liam never losing the crossed look on his face, as he hiked exaggerately his leg to force the fart out, i was shocked, but in the end, finally proud of him, i couldn't wait for Noah to see what he could do! We would think on more funny stuff to do at our just guys nights! After all, boys will be boys, right?

[gassydumbjocks]

Its Good To Be A Man

Tyler close the door and throw himself to the sofa, exhausted after a day of work thanking it was finally over. He worked at a pretty good company, but being the only gay guy in his department and having to deal with homophobes and sexist co-workers was sometimes too much for him, so he thought about watching a movie or a tv show maybe to relax and sleep.

He started to look up in his VHS Cassettes' box and soon noticed that strangely, a new one was there, it didn't got any cover or stuff, and just had written "Its good to be a man" as the only title on it, he found it weird, but then supposed perhaps that his dumb jock of a roommie got it and put it with his stuff "I've told him not to touch my things like a million times, when is that brute gotta learn"

He had to admit the curiousity was hitting him, it was probably a home made video recorded by Connor and his gross buddies, but boy... after all, he was gay, and all of Connor's friends were toned ripped jocks from the gym (with a brain of a peanut size, but hot after all)

Thinking "maybe its just their excersizes routines... guess it wouldn't hurt to see" feeling a bit of a lust mood running in his body "ok, just a couple minutes...but i swear, if its just them having a belch off, im burning this" he said.

Putting the tape in the tv player, he clicked to put the video, and all of a sudden, the typical static sound shows, then a simple white screen, making Tyler raise an eyebrow, before what seemed to be a variety show intro plays, a smiling man in a suit which he supposed was the host, along a bunch athletic shirtless men with dumb expressions who followed next to him appeared in screen.

"Good to see ya again my brothers!" The host announces "this is your program where you learn how to be real MEN", as if it was a cue, the stud-bodied-like guys all grunted and beated their chests, like they were gorillas making a chanting "Uh!, Uh!, Uh!" and flexed their arms, making the audience laugh loudly, with those cocky grins Tyler knew so well, he rolled his eyes.

Making the host laugh aswell, he patted one of them in the back "That's what i talk about" he joked "Alright folks, tonight we'll indulge into an intense session of what it means to be a man, these guys here will serve as examples in showing you all stuff boys MUST do to become the alpha macho men they truly are" he adds, then, smirking, he takes a small device from his suit pocket.

"This little thing here made sure to leave them empty headed and obey any manly command given to them, just as it'll make sure to do the same for you, ma boy" he suddenly announces.

"...The hell?" Tyler said, arching his look again as he watched them "is this some bullshit hypnosis crap or?..." he asked

"That's right, dudes! Lets begin" the host shouted. "It's time to show off around what you're made of! We'll do something primal, no pun intented" he joked "We'll now do the first category: BURPING!, so, let's hear those nice bassy burps!" he says, turning to the group of jocks, as he pressed a button of that device.

Immediatly, they started to release loud and deep monsters of burps, at unison, as if they were in trance, still with those dumb expressions, and Tyler could swear he saw how one of them got his eyes crossed with a complete fool face.

Even worse, Tyler felt a strange urge to burp himself too. He tried to resist, but the feeling was overwhelming, he rubbed his gut hoping to calm it down, but he just letted out a loud, embarrassing belch, blushing immediatly

"Wha-BOOOOUUURRP?- Is happening?!" he said between belches, a little ashamed.

"Excellent!" the host cheered. "This is what i call a manly symphony!, but we also know there is another way to do that, right?" He asks the public with a mischevous grin "FARTING is a big part in the bonding among men, so, we just have to, let it rip right?" He asked again, as he pressed that little button.

Some of the guys turned around to show their butts, other simply proceed to lift their legs, but they all did the same, at the command of "letting rip" they instantly started a worthy orchestra of simultaneous farts, each sounding grosser and deepest than the last one

Tyler was grossed out and sick, he wanted it to stop, but as he bend over a bit over to approach the tv, his butt felt the need to drop a massive, and nasty monster of a deep fart, the loudest he've ever letted out, he could feel his butt vibrating at that one, sitting normally again, horrified and trying to cover his butt with his hands.

"This-BOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRPP!" He belched "Is a nightmare!..."

PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTTT!!!

That last fart seemed to do something on Tyler, he kept one second silent before, turning his head to the tv again, now with a dumb and foolish grin adorning his face "hahaha, dudee, i need to quit the bean dip next timee" he said in a lower, more manly voice.

"Whew! Guys! Ok ok its enough! Hahaha" The always happy host said, as he waved his hand to make the smell go away, as the dumb bunch of men kept blasting bombs out of their butts "Geez, dont anybody here think on turning on a lighter" he said bursting in laughing, making Tyler laugh too at the stupid joke.

"But for now, this is all we got for today's emmision, bros, we're glad that you could come with us in this, stinky, foul and manly lessons that every man needs to apply in his everyday, till the next program! Boys? Would you like to wave goodbay?" he asked with a grin.

The camera showed each of them, now it was sure they all had that same cross-eyed look and dumb smiles, like Tyler did, the staff offered a can of a kind of soda to one of them, which he drank in a single gulp, before removing it from his lips "GOOOD BYEEEEAAAAUUURRRRRP!" A massive belch came out, as he succesfully burp-talked, gaining again the laughs and applause from all the people in the set.

Meanwhile with Tyler, at the same time he also relaxed his muscles, and lifted a leg as he felt some pressure in his lower abdomen, he knew very well what that meant "Bombs away!" he said proudly, before the smelly, big and long fart made its way out of his crack.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

"Hahah!" he chuckled "i think i just ruined my undies"

[gassydumbjocks]

Do it like a Macho

Joel finished putting on his favorite shirt to go out, and checked his chat again, he could hardly believe that he had agreed to go out with that guy his best friend had told him about, he had broken up with his ex months ago, and didn't seem to feel ready to take on another relationship, but, well, a date was better than staying depressed on his couch all afternoon eating junk food watching rom-coms.

He finished by adding his perfume, checking himself once again in the mirror, and sighing "Please dont be a jerk this time" he wished for his next date, when the bell ring got him out of trance.

He ran when he heard the doorbell, and to his great surprise, a tall boy, with a some-what tanned skin, clearly showing latino roots, beefy complexion, large muscles, showed out of his door. There was only one detail, the hunk boy was shirtless, only wearing some gym shorts, and if that wasnt enough, a slight stench was present almost immediately, making obvious it came from the big jock, Joel wrinkled his nose a little trying to be discreet.

"Ehh.. Hello, can I help you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, the jock frowned. "Are you Joel?" He limited himself to ask.

"Yes, uh, are you the boy with whom I had a dat..." his words were interrupted as the animal of a man simply proceed and grabbed him by his head, within a second, he had his head to remain below in one of his armpits, receiving directly that aroma he lingered before, making him cough on the manly scent.

"Shut up! Faggot!" Saul said with an expression of disgust, without any effort he grabbed Joel's shirt collar while he tried to gasp for some air "I don't go to dates with sissys like you! I only hang out with my bros" he told him furiously. "This should put some hair on that chest of yours" Not having time to react quickly, the stinky hunk let out a deep, nasty burp right in his face.

BOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!

"Now lets start... Real men don't cook, that's for the ladies" the jock said as he blew the remains of his burp towards the poor, scrawny nerd.

As Joel forcibly inhaled Saul's putrid smoke, his brain began to be penetrated by the stench, new memories being created that would replace everything that made Joel him, memories of his mother teaching him how to cook and take care of himself, became in memories of his mother cooking for him, his father and brothers.

"Ugh, God... That's disgusting" Joel swallowed the burp while trying not to vomit while gagging.

"Come on man, you have to get out the machismo inside you... Real men don't clean, we are made to be crude, and ought to be grotty" Saul raised a leg and squinted an eye, before grunting.

PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!

After letting out a loud fart that rumbled through his shorts, with a quick maneuver Saul brought Joel closer to his butt, being greeted by the toxic smell emanating from it, Joel swore it would be enough to knock out an elephant, coughing violently.

Again, his mind felt blurred, his thoughts changing with more memories again, since he was a child, the nerdy boy had always been a clean freak, tidying his room and cooperating with his sisters to clean the whole house. now, for some reason he could only remember him and his brothers watching soccer games in their undies, dirty plates of food filling the kitchen sink, dirty clothes scattered throughout the all the house, the toilet bowl up and dirty.

"What's going on?" Joel said, now more dizzy and confused than ever, his nausea preventing him from reasoning clearly and making a superhuman effort not to smell that foul bomb.

"You're becoming a man, that's happening, you better brace your pathetic self, this is a damn combo" Saul warned, then his stomach growled fiercely, while a smirk appeared in his mouth.

"NO!" Joel pleaded, but it was too late, as his please were overshadowed by Saul bending down to be at his height, only to blurt out in his face "MAAAAN UUUUUUUPPP-UUURRRRRRP!!!!" He belched his words out, while forcing the weak gay boy to sniff the nauseating blast.

By that point Joel had already fallen to the ground, crying and suffocating, pleading that this was some kind of nightmare, Saul rolled his eyes and growled "What a fuckin baby, it's just a little man gas, what are you?! Uh? You're a guy, you should be proud... Real men always let the gas rip" he said. , before bending over again, putting his big ass in those smelly shorts scented with all those gases dangerously close to his face, to let one last fart finish his job, poor Joel just having a final view of the ass getting closer "NOOOOOO!!..."

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!

...

"And he is right..." was the first thought that Joel had after the abrupt attack in that gas chamber "Men always let it rip... A Man loves to let it rip, its just a dude thing we have to assert our dominance" was what came out then of his lips, before Saul heard and turned to see him, and a huge smile of satisfaction formed on his face.

"Fuck yeah man, nothing like dropping a fat one with your bros for a good laugh, right? We guys should always think farts are funny, they're manly" he remarked.

And as if it was a cue, a growl in Joel's stomach began to growl and make him uncomfortable, he simply patted himself and raised his leg.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!

"ahh, that felt good" he sighed and letted a dumb chuckle "i have to quit that chipotle next time" he said with a grin, and Saul hit his shoulder playfully.

"haha that's nothing bro, the burping contest we had on our boys' night was brutal, man, you can even belch out the alphabet like a maestro, eh? Show off those roars" Saul added with a huge smile.

"AHHH.. BEHHH... CEEHH.. DEEEHHH" His mind was blank now, a simple order like that was enough to control him and make the burps start to come out of him, even when he didn't feel the need to burp, he just wanted to show off with his bro... It is what real men do.

"That felt good" He said, with a stupid grin forming in his lips too.

"As it should be! You gotta take pride in your machismo, huh? Machote" He said before slapping hiss ass, causing a small but putrid fart to come out of his now plump ass, making both of them laugh. "damn yeah, bro, its fuckin great to be a man" Joel said and Saul nodded proudly.

With that putrid gas, Joel sealed his new persona, letting his old gay and scrawny being fly away in the form of that smelly fart, to become a dumber, grosser, sexist, loud, and obnoxious version of him, a real man, and a real macho.

Seconds later he got a text from his best friend, or his best bro, and read it "Broo, hurry up and bring your fuckin ass here, we gotta have a boys night and watch the game, bring the beer, haven't Saul picked you up yet?"

He smirked and responded "On our way brodah, don't nuke your room too soon, I want to breath some fresh air for the match" He joked and chuckled dumbly, as he squinted one eye and simply lifted his leg to rip a fat deep one before going out his place, fist bumping with Saul.

[gassydumbjocks]

I’ve seen a few writers do biker TF stories with smelly farts, burps, and overall masculinisation turning into young dumb alphas. Perhaps you could maybe try?

Hey, i've heard about that too, but i dont know if i'd handle the concept well, lol, perhaps if you DM and tell some of the stories you've readed i can get some inspiration, im always down to hear all my readers :)

[gassydumbjocks]

Your refs are amazing. You should do some dumb farting twink stories !

Hey! Thank you :), i'll try to find some hot ideas for it, tho i actually prefer turning twinks into gross beasts XD

[gassydumbjocks]

Extreme Fizz

As Tanner sat in his room working on his computer in some homework, he heard the front door slams, sighing at the thought of knowing who it was, seconds later his older brother, Jake, your typical and generic dumb jock with a sweaty tank top and shorts one could easy imagine, burst in with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Hey lil bro, I got something for you" Jake said, in his ussual deep voice tone, tossing a can of soda onto Tanner's desk.

Tanner looked up from his computer at him, then at the can, suspiciously "What is this?"

"It's a new soda brand I found at the store! you remember say you needed something to stay focused when you stayed till late doing your final semester proyect?, Thought it might help you with your nerd stuff" Jake replied putting the can closer to him.

Tanner raises an eyebrow, examinating the drink in his hands "Extreme Fizz? I certainly never heard of this brand before... but if it does what it claims, Thanks, Jake" He responded.

Jake just patted Tanner on the back. "No problem, lil bro, that's what brothers do! just remember who helped you to become even smarter" he mentioned letting out a dumb chuckle.

"Yeah right" Tanner said with a bit of sarcasm, finding funny what his airhead of a brother just said. Without thinking too much, he decided to open the can and took a big gulp of the fizzy drink "It if works and i get to finish this project sooner i'll owe you one, you big oaf" He said jokingly with a small laugh to Jake.

Almost immediately, a really strong and bubbly taste filled his taste buds , then he felt a strange sensation coursing through his body. A gurgle announced from his gut, causing him to suddenly let out a small burp, feeling a little embarrassed "BUuUrp!!...Gosh, Excuse me"

Jake chuckled again "Looks like it's working already, lil bro!, Keep chugging that stuff down, some gas is just normal"

Tanner hesitated for a moment and processed the situation, it was just rare how quickly it gave him gas, blaming it on probably how much he chugged at once, He continued to drink, Soon he could feel the fizz invading all his guts and stomach, his mind woking up and working at fast speed, He was in awe with the effects

But as Tanner continued to drink, he started to notice something else, his gut experimenting side effects too.

His stomach began to gurgle louder, then louder again, and felt a huge pressure building up inside him, before he lets out a fart that erupted from his ass.

"PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTT!!!"

Sounding pretty bassy and loud for his usuals, his embarrasment increasing only more.

"What in the hell did that drink had to cause such amount of-UUUUURRRRP!!!-Gas!"

UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPP!!!!

He cried out to the jock, who seemed to enjoy this with a big smile.

"Just ignore that, bro It's a side effect of the soda, Keep drinking," Jake said, urging Tanner to keep consuming the gassy drink.

Tanner felt torture with this, but for some reason now he couldn't stop drinking, the flavor in each gulp just tasted better and better, till the nerd got addicted, He continued to chug the soda, even as he felt his body changing in ways he couldn't explain.

"What's happening to me?!" Tanner yelled terrified, seeing his new body in the mirror.

Jake gave another dumb giggle and grinned wickedly. "Looks like the soda is doing its job, lil bro, You'll become a real man, a jock, just like me, now why dont you belch a bit more? Jocks always love to burp to show off how manly they are" He requested.

As if he was in a kind of trance, he felt a growl in his stomach again "You wont hear me doin such-UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!" the gas slipped out of his mouth with ease, and the contaminated air seemed to affect his thougts too, not much later he found himself letting a deep and dumb laugh out, just like Jake.

Tanner continued drinking, savouring the liquid with exitement, unaware of his actions from now on, with his tongue out like a dog and eyes crossed that made him look like a fool, He felt the urge to let out some more gas trapped in, rubbing his belly, he simply lifted up a leg and proceeded to let loose.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRTTT!!!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPP!!

"BROO it was a comboo hahaha" He dumbly said before flexing with an arm and scratching an itch he had in his butt with the other hand.

The room filled with the manly simphony of his man gas, He could feel himself becoming more brute, gross, and dumb, losing his once cherised intelligence and devolving to have an IQ no higher than an ape.

Feeling his mind slipping away as he transformed into a mindless jock, Jake putted an arm around his neck patting his back "Ain't it feel better bro? Just relax and let the gas rip like the dumb jock you-UUUUUUUUURRRP!!-are" He said before letting out a bassy belch in Tanner's face and giggle like an idiot.

"Dude i feel full and bloated" Tanner complained, but then he simply made a signal of 'wait' with his finger, and lifted his leg.

PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTT!!

Jake fanned the fart smirking "No more nerdy school projects for you, Now you can join me on the gym with me and the boys and show off your new muscles bro" He spanked his bro's meaty ass, walking out the room to work out together.

Leaving the now athlete boy's room, He was now nothing more than a burping, farting gross beast, just like Jake, ready to let a big one rip like a real man should, and have a good time with his bro.

[gassydumbjocks]

First of all, im sorry for all the wait! I know its been almost two months since my last story (and first one lol) but here's this new one for you to enjoy.

I'll try to make it up for you and be more active here, stay alert for new stories! :D.

[gassydumbjocks]

Could you do a story where some stuck up genius nerd gets pressured into burping his brains out via his dumber brother using a new soda brand.

That actually sounds like a good idea, i may use it on a future story! :D thanks for your advice, feel free to DM me if you'd like to tell me more about it.

[gassydumbjocks]

Filthy Animals

Shawn sighs trying to focus on his algebra book again to study as he hears all the noise coming from the living of the apartment he shared with his roommate.

He couldn't have any worse luck than living with the most sexist, grossest, filthiest, and DUMBEST guy he've ever met, Jaden was watching the football match with his bunch of good-for-nothing bros again, or apes, like Shawn liked to call them, filling the house with the obnoxious sound of their dumb laughs and bodily functions, Shawn swore he couldn't pass five minutes without hearing (or smelling, even from his room) a belch or fart those ogres would let out, and then giggle like toddlers cuz it was so much fun for them.

"BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRPPP" the jock lets a fat bassy belch out after drinking a whole can of beer "Woooh Broo! Hahaha, that was a fucking BEAST! ah?" He says joking with his slob peers as they all agreed while watching the game or commenting about the breast or butt from the cheerleader girls they were dating on.

It was already enough for him, as he made his way out of his room decided to confront him, he found him on the couch wearing nothing but his nasty underwear and a hand under it as he scratched his balls casually, Shawn grimaced.

"Y'all will never behave?! I can hear your disgusting noises from my room, You animals!" He said, almost red from rage, but Jaden simply letted a goofy laugh with the dumb smile and look he always had, same with his dudes.

"Lil bro, relax a bit, we're bonding as we men should do, you afraid to cut the cheese or what?" he smirked as he lifted one of his legs and pointed right at Shawn, he grunted and before the poor guy could do anything "Protein fart bomb!".

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

The putrid stink of the protein combined with the beer and all that food he and his friends were eating hitted Shawn almost immediatly, making him gag and feeling nauseus, wanting to run to the bathroom and throw up, while Jaden was having a good laugh and fist bumping with his all his bros, some even responding with another fart just to bother Shawn more "Damn i fucking stained my briefs with that one hahaha" Jaden said smiling, and it was no joke as even Shawn could see the brown mark on them, horrifying him.

"Ewwww! STOP YOU BRUTE!" He covered his nose "You are an ANIMAL" he hissed giving him a killer look.

"What is your damn problem?" It was then when Jaden got done with his whines and looked at him "Why dont you fucking relax and start acting like a man? You could even join us if you wanted" He offered, for Shawn's surprise, but the nerd was so mad that he made a disgusted face at the idea of it.

"I wouldn't join a group of slobs without manners who only know how to think with their cocks and fart or belch non-stop like fucking pigs, You are so dumb that you cant even count past 10 or say your own names correctly!" He stated, The jocks made overexaggerated gasping sounds, seeming offended by it, Jaden just stared with a neutral expression, his 'you're dead already' look perforing him deeply. Shawn quite started to fear him once he lost his sudden dose of courage.

"We'll see who ends up being the animal here, lil bro" was all the jock said before focus on the game again, leaving Shawn with a bad feeling running throught his spine as he rushed back to his room.

"Idiot... He just wants to scare me" He said as he seated again in his chair to continue his studying for the rest of the night, A little worried tho, for Shawn he just said the truth, but he didn't know what the immature and stinky athlete could do to him, time after overthinking about it he decided go sleep, unaware of the plan the Jocks at the living were making in that moment.

During the next morning, Shawn woke up around 9 am, so he supposed Jaden would probably be at the gym before his training, he got out his room and walked to kitchen to have some breakfast, but to his surprise he was there, still in his undies as always when he was home , eating some brownies from a plate that was in the table, before smiling at the nerdy guy "Brodaah!, you want some of these? My girlfriend brought me brownies cuz she made some for the annual campus event tomorrow, but i can share" he said, as innocently as he could sound, Shawn narrowed his eyes at him and then at the brownies

"If you farted on them i swear i'll throw them to you" he threatened, Jaden rolled his eyes, grabbing another "Bro, grab some, i didn't put anything nor poisoned them, ya paranoid" He said "I left the white chocolate ones for you, i ate the rest"

The pale guy doubted for a sec, but then he thought that Jaden maybe couldn't even be that smart to think on something to ruin the food, he was the last of his class and his IQ didn't pass over 65.

He slowly extended his arm, and picked up a brownie, he sniffed it before "Smells a bit rare... What did she use to bake them?"

Jaden simply proceeded to shrug "they tasted good to me, just try one bruh! You wont regret" The jock said once again, Shawn looked at it unsure of what to do, after some eternal seconds, he sighed and finally bited the brownie, gulping it down his throat once finished

"Eh... Actually it wasn't so bad-" He got interrupted by a huge growl, coming from his deep gut in his stomach, he held it in pain with a hand, and somehow for some reason he started to feel a bit... Bloated.

"What the hell was in that?!" The nerdy guy looked in horror the taller jock, who just dedicated him an evilish and satisfied grin.

"You'll see, lets just wait it does its effect" He said, Shawn tried to run, but he couldn't move neither "This is bullsh-..SHIOOooOOOUUURRRRPP" a wet then deep and smelly belch made its way out of him out of nowhere, but instead of feeling ashamed, that burp seemed to take all the worry out of him and leaving him on a slacking and relaxed state.

"Cool haha" Jaden approached him, seeing the scrawny boy with a lost look standing there "Now we can start... Where should we... You said we were animals, but what if i tell you you are one too? Man, you even smell worse than me, just sniff your pits!"

Shawn proceed to lift his arm and sniff deeply, he showered daily, but now his armpits immediatly took a fetid and rank odor that could make even the strongest faint.

"And you also said we dont have manners, remember? You dumbass, we both know your fumes are deadly, you love to let it rip bruh hahaha"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!

That blast made Shawn's pants vibrate at the bass from that fart, with each gas he letted out, his expression seemed more and more relaxed and drool scaped from his lips.

"You forgot you are such a dumb jock" Shawn made a goofy laugh at that as he scratched his butt.

"Such a dumb and gross jock"

"BOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRP" was Shawn's response this time.

"You truly are an animal, dude, so dumb and filthy i cant imagine how you are even able to talk haha"

"Du... Dumb hahaha" A new deep voice came out of his throat, and then he belched again before grinning stupidly.

"Oh and, for the record" he made a pause "I did farted on those brownies, but just yours man, and Bryan could possibly rubbed them in his ass... And Wesley maybe burped on them too, i dunno, just enjoy the extra flavor haha"

Shawn never felt more dizzy or dazed in all his life, not that it mattered now tho, his life now was being a hot dumb and smelly jock, blasting burps and farts as if it was his own breath, it felt good to be dumb, it felt good to act like a man.

[gassydumbjocks]

Would you write a story involving celebrities?

Hey! Im not really into doing writing involving real celebrities, as all the models i have are made with AI, and all my characters are fictional, tho one of the stories i have planned will be about an influencer... Stay alert soon ;)