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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds.Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready,start.

[Level 1] Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one

[Level 2] Eight Feel it Nine Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen; end of level two

i am not doing all of that bro

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I know this account isn't supposed to be used for posting too much but

HAPPY 4/13!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

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Making this blog just lead to our other blogs, this will be updated with @'s and links

All - @beta-kids-collective

Therian related posts, furry posts and reblogs - @riverwolfpaw

Dave - @turntechgodhead99

Equius - @centaurstesticle99

Tavros - @adios-tauridor

(you will likely never find out vent blogs.)

DNI: Proshippers, pedos, radqueers, -16, Anti-furs, transphobes, homophobes, zoos, etc

Some common sign offs:

Tosh - 🦊

Noah - 🍀

Karkat - ♋

Tavros - ♉

Equius - ♐

Gamzee - ♑

Eridan - ♒

Marvus - 🟣

Oliver - 🇬🇧

John - 🔨

Dave - 💿

Dirk - 🟠

Bro - 🧢

Pinkie - 🎈

Discord - 🏰

Goob - 🧶

J - 🪓

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its like, predicted to snow/sleet just a *little* bit and EVERYTHING is closed like EVERYTHING just about

honestly that's Florida for you :o)

-CLOWNBAE

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ough my god I'm so unbelievably relieved and happy rn

it's a lot to explain but I basically dodged a bullet when my ex broke up with me. as they are currently making lies up, turning our past friends against us, are making fun of our weight, and sending their current partner after us.

we agreed to never talk to each other again and to never be friends and I'm so happy about that. I don't care that it's 9+ years of friendship down the drain, they've treated me like this before and they've done it again and im tired of it.

and ***I'm*** the abusive one because I'm giving them space and only talking about them privately where they can't see? (we had two people sharing screenshots of our private group chat because my ex/their partner was asking for screenshots from at least one of those people).

I'm ready to move on and make myself better. I'm ready to move on and I'm ready for the future for once. Unlike what they wished me, I hope they live a fulfilling life and their mental health gets better, both of them.

I'm doing things for me instead of them for once and they can stay mad about that

And if you're seeing this, I mean what I said. Live a great life even if you wish that I don't. Leave me alone for at least 5-10 years, maybe even more. If you regret what you did anytime, I won't be accepting you into my life so easily, nonetheless I will never wish harm upon you, I wish you well.

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a lot has happened since i last used the app so here we go new intro haha

Intro Time

My name is Dave, we are a system. Bodily we are 19 (12/06/2005) and we are a transgender male. Our system is a bit large but we're managing. We will often use typing quirks depending on who is fronting, and might use emoji sign-offs.

Typically one of the Striders are fronting, but don't be afraid to ask if we forget to use a sign-off, or use one you don't know.

We are fictive heavy (our biggest source being Homestuck lol)

We aren't too social but hopefully that will change, oh and I should list some boundaries and hobbies too huh?

Hobbies: Drawing, cosplay, mask making, fursuiting

Likes: Cats, music, Homestuck, games

Dislikes: Dogs (specifically big ones), large crowds with yelling

DNI: Proshippers, Radqueers, Anti-sys, Anti-fur, Conservatives (i think that's the term, basically the rebel flag people), Anti-LGBTQ+, MAPs, and Zoos

Triggering topics: Our previous host, s/a, abuse

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ALTERHUMAN SLANG DICTIONARY

MAMMALIAN

Got on my back paws - got on my hands and knees. Like how animals can stand up as a trick.

ex: yeah, i really wanted that necklace, i had to get on my back legs so she would get it for me.

Showing fang - standing up for yourself/being assertive. 

ex:  he’s really tough, and he’ll show fang at just about anything.

White eye - going crazy/really scared. Like how animals show the whites of their eyes when very agitated.

ex: haha, i saw how scared you were during that movie, you went all white eye at the end!

Howling at the sun[wolf/werewolf] doing something completely ridiculously/incorrect

Ex: dude did you see how that movie ended? Mc was really howling at the sun

Could hear someone purring[cat, any other purring animal]  noticeably becoming relaxed around someone/something

Ex: I saw you with your new plush yesterday, I could really hear you purring

Treetop chaser - (herbivorous) someone who chases unattainable things.

ex: they’re way out of your league, don’t be a treetop chaser

Bellycrawler - someone overly submissive.

ex - you have to stand up for yourself, don’t be a bellycrawler and let them take advantage of you.

Downy - young, referring to the soft fur of young animals. 

ex - she shouldn’t be out til midnight, she’s still downy!

Sit on your wag - means the same thing as swallow your smile.

ex - i got accepted into college, but my sister wasn’t, so i had to sit on my wag.

Go for the ruff - do something harmless/gently.

ex - the shirt was really ugly, but i went for the ruff so i didn’t hurt his feelings.

Flea - an insult meaning antikin, or a bigot in general.

ex - oh, you have him in your class? Be careful, he’s a total flea.

AQUATIC

Riptide Rider - (aquatic) someone who lives dangerously.

ex: stay away from her, she’s a riptide rider, you’re bound to get hurt.

Current crazy - someone who just follows other people, same as flock brain

ex: my brother joined the football team, and now he’s all current crazy.

Bottomfeeder - an insult for a low-class being.

ex - the boys at my school are such bottomfeeders, they make all the girls uncomfortable.

Floater - an insult for a superior or snobby person.

ex - ugh, they’re such a floater. They brag about their promotions ALL THE TIME.

Seen the whale fall - someone who is very experienced, now become a word for old among younger aquatics.

ex - my gramps has really seen the whale fall, he’s almost 95!

Play remora - like devil’s advocate, because remoras stick close to sharks.

ex - i don’t wanna play remora about this, but i think he was lying.

AVIAN

Flock brain - (avian) someone who can’t think for themselves. 

ex: ugh, she’s only hanging out with them now, she’s being a total flock brain.

A hummer with an eagle - (avian) someone who is clearly out of their depth.

ex: are you sure you can handle advanced classes? No offense, but you’ll be a hummer with the eagles.

Mantling over [smth] - [avian] being possessive, traditionally over food items 

Ex : Sarah is really mantling over that burger menu, I tried to take a fry and she almost bit my head off...

All preened up - [avian] well dressed, well groomed, the state of satisfaction and confidence that comes with A Good Look

Ex : Wow, Eric was all preened up this evening. I don't think I've ever saw him take this many selfies. 

And just for fun...

Going for the rattler - [roadrunner] choosing the hard or dangerous option, with expectation of either great fun or a great reward

Ex : "Huh, this park offers either a canyoning session over rapids or a day in the sun near the lake" "well I'm definitely going for the rattler" 

flare(s) my wings - (avian) makes me tense/nervous/angry 

"i don't like him, he always makes me flare my wings" 

makes my wings flutter - (avian) makes me happy/excited

"pasta always makes my wings flutter"

im pretty sure "ruffles my feathers" is a preexisting one

messy wings (with no time to preen) - (avian) having a bad day/stressed (and haven't had time to cool down)

"yeah today my wings are so messy and i haven't had time to preen"

Having a blood feather - [avian] being particularly irritable 

ex : Don't bother with this guy, he's been having a severe case of blood feathers. He'll jump at you for anything.

Riding the updraft - [flying creature] taking advantage of good opportunities, being lucky in life, having an easy time.

ex : I've been really riding the updraft recently ! Got both a promotion and a new car! 

Beak agape - [avian] furious, about to throw down.

ex : Jesus, this dude really left me beak agape. The audacity to say that !

Feeling clipped - [avian] feeling restless and anxious, like there's no way out

ex : Honestly these last few weeks have left me feeling clipped, between the news, and being dropped from my job. 

REPTILIAN

Makes my scales itch - (draconic) said about something unsettling or that just feels wrong deep down, a gut feeling that something's wrong

ex: We should get out of here. This place is making my scales itch.

Blow fire - (draconic) be extremely angry about something

ex: Did you hear what went down the other day? John was really blowing fire at Derek over that one.

Rattle someone's scales - (draconic) to unsettle or upset someone

ex: Can't stand that guy, he really rattles my scales. 

Cloudy day - (reptilian) usually used as a question, if someone is acting tired or unusual. Like how reptiles need the sun to stay warm, if it’s cloudy, they can’t warm up.

ex: woah, cloudy day? You look like you haven’t slept in months.

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all wolfdogs look like they have “don’t understand facial cues” autism

(she just like me fr fr)

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the catkin urge to nap all over the house in weird positions

the catkin urge to give people playful baps when cuddling

the catkin urge to give warning baps when someone touches you in a place you don't like

the catkin urge to stare hungrily at small critters like they're prey...

the catkin urge to randomly lay on peoples laps and not let them get up for an hour

the catkin urge to gnaw on that one really tasty looking potted plant in the kitchen that is probably not toxic

the catkin urge to stare ominously into space or over someone's shoulder like you can see something that isn't there...

the catkin urge to stare ominously at your ghostkin friend, who is there! hiii! :)

the catkin urge to be as weird as a cat ^_^

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happy eat rocks friday

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me but my cat is fat as fuck

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"if you want to be an animal so badly I'll start treating you like one"

Okay...you either just confessed to me you abuse animals OR you want to give me treats and pats

Like.. if someone says that to you there's no winning for them. It's such a dumb argument :/

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my blog is also a safe place :3

Been meaning to say this for a while, but here's a not so gentle reminder that you don't have to be skinny, white and able bodied to be part of the nonhuman community.

Racism and ableism is sadly rampant in this community and I want this blog to be safe for the beings that feel excluded! If you want to, you can interact with this post if you are or your blog is safe for: fat, POC and disabled nonhumans. I wanna show some support, even if it's just a follow or a reblog here and there.

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Stop demonizing lycanthropy to make therianthropy "sound better"

Stop demonizing a mental illness to make your identity feel "more valid"

STOP DEMONIZING LYCANTHROPY

We should be showing support to them.

I'm not a lycanthrope but I fully support those who are struggling with it 🫶

You guys aren't deserving of this demonization :(

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Theriantok is very heavily centered around ableism and fatphobia. Transphobia and racism too but thats a conversation for a different time.

Much of theriantok is based around quadrobics and masks, not that this is a bad thing by itself! But it leaves open little room for people trying to spread information!

The algorithm pushes out people with pretty scenery, good quality, a nice mask, skinny body and very good quads.

This leads younger therians, (who are oft3n actually otherhearted) to only see that side! Only seeing past lives and connections, only seeing skinny bodies doing perfect quads with very palatable feelings.

Animal urges are demonized, doing messy quads is ugly.

Being fat gets you nowhere, your just cringe.

If your delusional in any way they hate you, and say your promoting delusions.

You must be sane, you must be skinny, you must be pretty.

I hate this culture on tiktok, i want to SEE my fellow freaks and creatures, animals who arent fully sane and their therianthropy stems from delusion. Animals who run around in the mud and growl at strangers.

I want animals like me.

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Little reminder for therians 🐾

This year, Theriantropy Day falls on Friday, November 15 (=date of the first full moon of November) !

Take advantage of this day to celebrate your identity in your own way, learn more about the history of our wonderful community!

Take care of yourself, bye!

[I can't wait!!!!! haaaaaa]

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