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pink taehyung💕

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a wild jimin appears!

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if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

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why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

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heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

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*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

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Roast session except I tell you how much I love you

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i just watched finding nemo and the pink octopus reminded me of harry

oh god i KNOW like

look at this gem

pearl has doe round eyes….and is squishy…..and soft….and tiny ….,and pink…. and loves to twirl!

you know who else has doe round eyes, is squishy, soft, tiny, pink and loves to twirl?

ding ding ding! u guessed that right!

look! its pearl twirling to nemo

but hey! harry did That too

also i know everyone is aware that harry has one leg shorter than the other

he even said it in their jonathan ross interview

baby :( and having one leg shorter causes him have permanent backaches :(

but who else has one leg tentacle shorter?

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also pearl is very wiggly and very noodle like

harry is very wiggly and very noodle like

noodly noodly

and this gif reminded me of pearl squirting ink bc she got scared when her friends dared to push her towards the butt boat

thats it from me and this post is unnecessary long but i dont regret any of this. good night 

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Note to Millennials from GenX:

So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on?  And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?  

I think there’s something more insidious going on.  You see, they thought they had you.  Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long.  Your generation got advertising in your schools.  Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).  

They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.  

You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis.  Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids.  And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality.  Right?  And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts.  You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation.  They were sure of it.

Those think pieces?  They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.

And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do.  It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities.  And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed.  Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.

But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines.  And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.    

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She will devour your soul