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me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

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wow guys i cant believe jay and cole are gay

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There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

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reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

first drafts are for making it exist

second drafts are for making it functional

third drafts are for making it effective

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“Not all men” You’re right. Emmet Brickowski from the lego movie would never.

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Each remained loyal to the concept she most honored.

@thepotternet​ and @fanficnet​ Yule event, day 16: Bellatrix Lestrange + family

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reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in

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slytherin: we don’t need guns. i have a lighter, okay?

slytherin: we get som hairspray, make some flamethrowers…

slytherin: let’s try these bitches.

hufflepuff: no one’s frying any bitches

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Things the Houses Would Say Based Off Of Things I’ve Heard In School

Gryffindor: *has a pterodactyl screeching contest down hallway*

“I’m trying to eat less junk food and that lasted 2 weeks and then I saw doritos.”

Hufflepuff: “GUYS THERE’S DUCKS IN THE AGRICULTURE ROOM!” *leaves class without actually asking teacher in haste to go see the ducks*

“I prefer my dark thoughts with sunny skies.”

Ravenclaw: “Its’s a plane! It’s a bird! It’s a research scientist?”

“My eyes hurt from reading fanfiction all night and I need M&M’s.”

Slytherin: “I need to go and hand in a paper saying I won’t do bad shit in Germany.”

“I can be drunk all day everyday because I’m the Queen.”

“How do you say ‘to break into a building’ in french?”

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Hufflepuff: ~Just hear those sleigh bells jingling~

Gryffindor: HALLOWEEN WAS LITERALLY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN

Hufflepuff: NO IT'S CHRISTMAS

Slytherin: CHRISTMAS

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Leo: Why do you guys like being out in the rain so much?

Mikey: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Donnie: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning.

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Slytherin: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Ravenclaw: Did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours.

Slytherin: Fuck

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leo playing basketball was something i didn’t know i needed

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Gryffindor: I’m not looking for any trouble…

Slytherin: What a sad way to live.

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Guess who went to Fantasmic! at Hollywood Studios tonight? So close I was in the splash zone for the water screens. I was nearly soaked. Now if we can just get someone to make the pressure high enough to explode like Percy Jackson did and blow up the plumbing. :stares at supposed water ninja::

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