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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

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I thought people were exaggerating how the redesigned dragons in Spyro Reignited were "hunks" now but they legit look like the cast of a dating sim called Dragon Daddy. Muscular barista dragons with gauges in their horns. There's one dragon that's straight up wearing a collar and holding some rope. Every single dragon is like this

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honestly one of the worst things about getting isekai'd is the one day adjustment period where you're frantically trying to remember whether the creator of the vaguely european middle ages fantasy setting you're in is familiar with the historical agricultural products of europe so you know if you're about to face the consequences of being reborn in a world where you can't get caffeine or nicotine

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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susie will save south australia from the algae bloom. susie will drink it all.

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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

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grandma got run over by a LGBT

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You hear about that new disease that you can only catch at airports?

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Beautiful women named Air Quality Alert are messaging me

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the problem with comics is that despite the many many eras that suck ass they are, as a whole, wildly entertaining. tragic how much this stupid joke got me.

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what is it that makes people earnestly believe rice becomes immune to pest contamination, microplastics or bacterial growth when it's stored and shipped in a western country vs. anywhere else in the world? I mean the answer is obvious it's just constantly amazing to me that americans in particular will look up from their 19th food recall of the month and insist that actually their rice is special and repels rat piss

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BG3 — Wyll Ravenguard vs Ansur

Made for the "Down By The River" fanzine!

My artwork of Wyll Ravengard — The Blade of Frontiers himself — fighting Ansur during his questline!💜💚

Happy 2nd Anniversary, BG3!

The process of this piece was chaotic! Wyll deserves SO MUCH more love from this fandom, dammit. I was so happy to draw him for this project! What a man🥰

I can't remember when was the last time I drew a dragon (let alone, a zombified/undeed dragon like that XD)🙈 I hope it doesn't look too bad

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if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.

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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

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Forgot to post the Flocking sketches! #paleostream Simbakubwa, Postschizotherium, Brygmophyseter and Venetoraptor.

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.