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Mascot

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Him before and after details

Made from felt, hot glue, paint, buttons, stuffing I stole from an old plush, and a burn on my thumb (yeoch) I’ll get better lighting later I swear

Giggling I just made a Davetrap plush and he’s so dumb and silly looking I love him

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Giggling I just made a Davetrap plush and he’s so dumb and silly looking I love him

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I WAS NOT BEAT WITH A WRENCH WHAT THE HELL

You ever like a character so much you get their memories mixed in with your own?

Because not only is my name not Dave Miller but I didn’t snort lines off a hookers back

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One time I convinced my friends my parents tried to lobotomize me at 4 and now I see why they believe it

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Can someone explain what’s going on with laidbackthrills? Cause I can’t find their account + I’m hearing stuff about beef with orcatstra and I have no clue what’s happening?

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Hey, can you block tags/stuff you don’t wanna read on ao3?

Cause I keep reading shit without looking at tags and then I end up reading really bad shit that I genuinely can’t handle

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You ever like a character so much you get their memories mixed in with your own?

Because not only is my name not Dave Miller but I didn’t snort lines off a hookers back

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Unpopular opinion 3 (?)

I don’t care for Harry

Cool backstory but besides that I genuinely don’t like him

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Sometimes I make extremely offensive posts but then realize people don’t know enough about me to understand that I’m joking and don’t mean that

Anyways you fags I’m glad June is over

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Correct me if I'm wrong but when was it, I quote, 'slavery' if Jack bought them off the black market and let them go later on (which in my opinion is better for them than y'know. Stay there. I mean yeah Jack tells them a couple of times that they belong to him but... Idk why yall are so surprised considering the overall direction of humor in this game) and in the end, of course, in the good ending, they all part ways as good friends and thank him? Worse than what, Dave putting cameras in Jack's house and using Jack's belongings as his own?

You really asking how buying, owning, and forcing people to work without pay is slavery? And since you wanna play that comedy card Dave’s obsession is also played off for laughs in scenes. Also you bringing up the good ending destroys your argument because GUESS WHO PARTED ON GOOD TERMS IN THE GOOD ENDING TOO? Also, if Jack really had a problem with the shit Dave did he would have not said that. Maybe that part is hypocritical but even if you play that card Jack is a bad person who is probably a toxic ass partner. Sure he helped those kids after but he still contributed to their deaths in the first place + he can be just as manipulative, toxic, and cold as Dave. Did you play the games?

Turning off anonymous asking for this

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My contribution to the Donald Trump situation ❤️😝

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I never thought of it that way but I actually really love this idea. As much as I say “Grrr I hate stink bunny” I do love him a lot he’s one of my favorite characters and, my personal opinion, one of the best written dsaf characters. I do agree about wanting a better death for him, but it is the bad ending after all so a brutal death does make sense. I also think whatever death he has should be connected to Freddy’s and Jack for story reasons. Thanks for reposting and adding on!

Unpopular opinion, but Davetrap kinda deserved to be beheaded

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I actually want you phonejack shippers to look me in the eyes and tell me how a ship involving slavery is better than a ship with two mutual toxic people.

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ops on Matthew?

Overprices fireworks but he a baddie so it’s cool

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I bet you wouldn’t water that flower either HUH? Monster.

Sure he killed kids but he’s just a guy! He is a purple cryptid, what if that’s what his species eats huh? Is he supposed to STARVE?!

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Unpopular opinion, but Davetrap kinda deserved to be beheaded