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Tried a new brush today, kinda love it.

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The thinkerrrrrssssss

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Ford, young and fresh faced in his dorky sweater vest.

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I like to think Ford is on the verge of being violent at this point, and his competitors aren’t sure if they should be concerned for him or themselves.

You all know what you need to do.

[Poll 1] , [Poll 3]

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at a queer show & tell tonight someone passed around their smut collection and one of the books had a whole (sfw???) gravity falls page 😭😭

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stan pines and his goddamn canon girdle

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wait are you serious about riverdale

what do you mean am I serious about riverdale

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faces + notes + some lil headcanons here and there

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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no one look at me. i just received a jimmy neutron style brain blast about an idea for a ford panty sniffer fic. may the spirit move me to actually write it

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In a Tornado Warning Zone, Anywhere, Earth

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Oh no they're stuck