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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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when ur fave is one dimensional or treated poorly by the writer but as a writer you can see how much potential they have for interesting and engaging storytelling
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People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids
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watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god
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got no bones, osmosis jones
hurts to pee with my kidney stone
grubs in the dirt
im an introvert
kayne west $300 shirt
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i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year
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a moodboard for when you feel confused, frightened, or a healthy mixture of both.
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Congrats on retirement Mr. Resetti
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it’s almost pride month so you know what that means

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