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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

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Puppy poppy Oggy oggy Pupy puppy doo. Will you Puppy Puppy me for Oggy Doggy woo? Puppies Pupies Baby Pupies lovely for all ans true. Puppies Oh Pupies the Wonderful Glupies All of them Love for you!

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reblog to make a weird noise at prev

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reblog to make a weird noise at prev

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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rip dale cooper you would have loved yapping on a bluetooth earpiece. facetiming diane. using the thumbs up emoji.

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tv used to have smart people flirting

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BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

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get my pussy up.....get my money up...... (chanting) (barren stone temple) (voice reverberating) get my pussy up...... (cobweb sounds) (crumbling support beams) (emptiness) get my money up.....

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I'll keep writing about life until life stays in me

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matthew mcconaughey needs to be cast as a haggard, ambiently-suicidal knight errant of some kind. fuck yes i spelled his name right on the first try