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I knew to stan General Hux from the START.

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I don't even know how we did it but we did it😂 Not the way I want but we did it.

Seriously though I can't believe us gingerpilot shippers called Hux defecting and helping the Resistance. That was such a long shot but damn we fucking nailed it.

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SHIP SAILED AND SUNK IN ONE SINGLE SCENE GINGERPILOT YOU REALLY DID THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND

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*Rise of Skywalker Spoilers*

LucasFilm: We’re going to kill Hux.

GingerPilot Fans: If you strike Hux down, we will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

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btw in my eyes Gingerpilot is canon, after that little spy talk and you can’t change my mind.

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anyway Hux survived, ran away with Poe, and is now living happily ever after gettin his ass pounded every morning

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My mind was just blown to pieces.

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I'm already sensing my desperation for this fic I didn't know existed until seconds ago.

I am a little under 6,000 words into writing an Aladdin-AU GingerPilot fanfiction and I guess it’s too late to turn back now. I’m trying to see if I can finish the whole thing before I post this plot bunny and I guess I’m too deep the scrap the idea.

This is what happened after I saw the 2019 Aladdin. (Which is an awesome movie and was very nostalgic for me. Also, Mena Massoud is so cute and I love him! In conclusion, I recommend this movie.)

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more angst & post angst sentences.    since this is the meme i see the most on my own rp dash, have a part two of sentences indicative of trauma and pain, past or present. feel free to edit the sentences to your own needs as you wish.

“ what happened to her? ”

“ is this it? ”

“ duty before love. ”

“ you were gone. ”

“ i keep seeing you. ”

“ please, don’t tell him. ”

“ i need to get you warm. listen, you’re gonna want to go to sleep, but i can’t let you do that, okay? just stay with me, stay with me—! ”

“ she figured it out. ”

“ you were too late. ”

“ i don’t want you apologies, i want my [relation] back! ”

“ i told you! why didn’t you listen?! ”

“ it’s me—wait! …please don’t hang up. ”

“ they gave me a new life. ”

“ and you believed them? ”

“ don’t… don’t touch me. ”

“ could you, for once, think about everyone you’re gonna leave behind if–/when/ you finally get yourself killed? ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you’re going to have to kill me yourself. ”

“ it’s always been just you and me. you and me. no one else. ”

“ the worst punishment for a parent is to bury their child. ”

“ lie to me. ”

“ i already have [name] risking their job for me. i can’t risk anyone else. ”

“ you kill me, you’ll never find [name]. ”

“ he has [name]. ”

“ i don’t care what happens to me. do it to save yourself. ”

“ i—-i can’t breath…! ”

“ if /your/ family was being threatened, you’d do anything to save them. ”

“ i needed to learn how to never be afraid again. ”

“ please—just pull the knife out! ”

“ why do you own a gun? ”

“ i don’t know who to trust anymore. ”

“ you’ll fuck me but you won’t [go out with/date/marry] me. ”

“ we need to stop this. it’s too risky… and i can’t lose you. ”

“ i carried your coffin! ”

“ don’t follow me. ”

“ i’m mad at god. ”

“ none of it was real. i was just doing my job. ”

“ why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?! ”

“ i was the only survivor. ”

“ i never met her. ”

“ you choose your family, but it doesn’t change the fact that i’m still 50% him. ”

“ she’ll kill you if you don’t get out. ”

“ not if i kill him first. ”

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Because I need to pump up ao3’s gingerpilot tag. Feel free to send me a prompt. I’ll try to write it!

more angst & post angst sentences.    since this is the meme i see the most on my own rp dash, have a part two of sentences indicative of trauma and pain, past or present. feel free to edit the sentences to your own needs as you wish.

“ what happened to her? ”

“ is this it? ”

“ duty before love. ”

“ you were gone. ”

“ i keep seeing you. ”

“ please, don’t tell him. ”

“ i need to get you warm. listen, you’re gonna want to go to sleep, but i can’t let you do that, okay? just stay with me, stay with me—! ”

“ she figured it out. ”

“ you were too late. ”

“ i don’t want you apologies, i want my [relation] back! ”

“ i told you! why didn’t you listen?! ”

“ it’s me—wait! …please don’t hang up. ”

“ they gave me a new life. ”

“ and you believed them? ”

“ don’t… don’t touch me. ”

“ could you, for once, think about everyone you’re gonna leave behind if–/when/ you finally get yourself killed? ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you’re going to have to kill me yourself. ”

“ it’s always been just you and me. you and me. no one else. ”

“ the worst punishment for a parent is to bury their child. ”

“ lie to me. ”

“ i already have [name] risking their job for me. i can’t risk anyone else. ”

“ you kill me, you’ll never find [name]. ”

“ he has [name]. ”

“ i don’t care what happens to me. do it to save yourself. ”

“ i—-i can’t breath…! ”

“ if /your/ family was being threatened, you’d do anything to save them. ”

“ i needed to learn how to never be afraid again. ”

“ please—just pull the knife out! ”

“ why do you own a gun? ”

“ i don’t know who to trust anymore. ”

“ you’ll fuck me but you won’t [go out with/date/marry] me. ”

“ we need to stop this. it’s too risky… and i can’t lose you. ”

“ i carried your coffin! ”

“ don’t follow me. ”

“ i’m mad at god. ”

“ none of it was real. i was just doing my job. ”

“ why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?! ”

“ i was the only survivor. ”

“ i never met her. ”

“ you choose your family, but it doesn’t change the fact that i’m still 50% him. ”

“ she’ll kill you if you don’t get out. ”

“ not if i kill him first. ”

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Armitage: You are my one way ticket to hell.

Poe: Then you might as well enjoy the ride.

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GingerPilot Summer Event 2019 Themes/Schedule!

Event Dates: June 16 - June 22 (Warm-Up Day on May 12)

Firstly, thank you to the people who submitted theme requests/suggestions. I tried to design the themes so that all the suggestions fall under one of the categories. Here’s the schedule for themes:

May 12: Warm-Up GingerPilot Free Day/General Hux Appreciation/Domhnall Gleeson Appreciation (tag is #happybdaydomhnall)

Any GingerPilot-centric/solo Hux pieces/Domhnall Gleeson stuff from other movies

June 16: Father’s Day

Thank you @neverforgetstarkiller for suggesting we make this a prompt

June 17: Ocean

Thank you to the anon who suggested “Merman AU”.and @neverforgetstarkiller for suggesting the beach day theme

June 18: Summer Vacation/Summer Lovers

Thank you to the anon who suggested “Summer Lovers”

June 19: In-This-Galaxy AUs

Thank you to the anon who suggested “Western AU”

June 20: Episode IX/GingerPilot: A Star Wars Story

Any Star Wars spinoff ideas/Episode IX ideas you’d like to expand on - crack, angst, fluff… anything goes!

June 21: First Line Challenge - pick one of these Star Wars quotes as your first line to a fanfic (or inspiration for another type of media if you don’t feel like writing). If someone would like to add a line to this list, message me and I’ll add it:

“Everything is under control, situation normal.”

“It’s a wonder you’re still alive.”

“In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

“I won’t have you question my methods.”

“You/re not dead! Where’s my [droid]?”

“There were a lot of explosions for two people blending in.”

“It’s not my fault.”

“So, who talks first?”

June 22: Free Day

As always, there are no real guidelines for what does/does not fit the theme. Any type of submission, whether it’s a sentence-long headcanon, fanfic, art, gif, etc. is welcome! There is also no minimum/maximum for what you can contribute/which days you participate in. Late submissions are totally fine!

Please tag @gingerpilotevents so that I can be sure to reblog your works on the main event blog. The inbox is open to any questions/suggestions.

May the Force be with you!

- @pianopadawan

Guidelines:

GingerPilot-centric/not with other ships with Poe or Hux in them. Having other ships that don’t involve these characters are fine to have as side ships. I am not trying to say anything against these ships, only that this event is meant specifically for the Poe/Hux pairing.

Ratings/Warnings are appreciated when necessary but honestly, as long as your post isn’t derogatory/prejudiced/offensive, you’re free to use whatever GingerPilot content you want, whether it’s MA or G rated.

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Poe: Hey, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

Hux: A glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, let alone process basic English

Poe:

Poe: Water you doing?

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press f to pay respects

(Based on this post)

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Gingerpilot Modern AU if anyone is interested.

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Could not get the image of the Timon and Pumbaa opening bit to “Can you feel the love tonight” but with Phasma, Kylo and GingerPilot out of my head.

So made this…

I dunno dude me and me mates found it funny.

Edit:

Yo if anyone can find the artist of the GingerPilot panel just hit me up so I can credit them properly, cheers.

@cas-winchester-novak @nuclear-80s

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Congratulations to Gingerpilot shippers

Your ship reached 400 works on AO3.

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Poe%20Dameron*s*Armitage%20Hux/works