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the pokeani alola girl’s pokemon are too cute !
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what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them
what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly
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From @whiskersnpurrs: “For everyone who needs a hug today, here’s a little kitten therapy courtesy of Theo ❤ #Theodorable” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2Ocb4J1 ]
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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count
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I was high as hell in this upscale apartment complex in Boston and I guess this is the sound I think rich people make
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I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.
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The next time you want to call a sequence “Well animated” do yourself a favour and rewatch it with the sound muted. Often times ir’s only after you remove sound from something that you can truly see if the animation underneath is actually good or not, or if the music/acting is manipulating you.
….but on that same note, “Well animated” does not mean “Fluidly animated”. Because something can be VERY well animated and have few frames if those frames are in the right place, or have a shit ton for frames and be badly animated because it’s over-animated and moves way too much.
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If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol
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LOOK AT THE PIKACHU I FOUND TODAY


it is from 1998 and apparently commonly called Confused Pikachu
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The Signs At The Fair:
Aries: Has their arm stuck in the ski-ball machine up to the elbow. Several workers are attempting to help. They cannot. The ski-ball machine has them.
Taurus: Scaling the tilt-a-whirl with a socket wrench in their teeth.
Gemini: Springing from the shadows and stealing funnel cake from fair-goers. They have a horde in the hall of mirrors.
Cancer: In a fistfight.
Leo: Waiting in line for something. A cloud of dust circles them continuously. Its hard to get a good look at them.
Virgo: Comforting a crying child by telling them about the fair catacombs.
Libra: Mesmerized by the glass blower. They’ve been there for days.
Scorpio: Makes sure the haunted house is properly haunted. None of that store bought shit.
Ophiuchus: Stole a horse.
Sagittarius: Has a hotdog. Overjoyed.
Capricorn: Constantly lost in a crowd. They are effectively invisible. They move among the fair unseen, yet seeing all.
Aquarius: Sitting atop the pancake stand and people watching. Several people have told them to come down. They do not. They are lost in thought.
Pisces: Still in the parking lot. They think that’s the fair.
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