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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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Oh how the turntables

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

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Part of the “Spitfire Universe”. Can be read alone but makes most sense if you’ve at least read “Forced to go to the strip club”

Summary: Bob’s bachelor party had to be shut down by your best friend last night. Since your best friend is with you there’s nobody to shut your bachelorette party down so you guys can be as crazy as you want, right?

Bob laughed seeing the “SOS” text in the group chat on his phone. They planned for this. After last night they realized they needed a plan for the bachelorette party. Granted, all the guys knew it wouldn’t be as wild as theirs (well they hoped but who knows with Hangman’s wife), but they wanted a plan in place for when the night got too crazy or when the night needed to end. Can’t party forever.

Since his cousin, Jackson, sucked so badly the night before, he was sent with the girls to be less of a babysitter this time and more of a lookout. Any sign of trouble Jackson was to let the guys know and they would handle it since he clearly wasn’t capable.

Hangman’s wife was the typical “admiral” of the group, always making everyone fall into line, but she’s the one getting drunk and partying tonight so they had to come up with a plan.

Unlike Hangman’s wife the night before, Bob had Hangman take up Mav’s offer to watch Eli, he even took their dog, Radar, to make it easier on Jake. Penny was out with the girls but Maverick was always itching to have Grandpa Mavvie time with Eli. Penny’s daughter, Amelia, was also home for the night so Eli and Radar were all handled for the evening. Two less things for the group to worry about.

The guys had decided on a divide and conquer sort of plan. There were more of them than women they have to wrangle up so it seemed like the best plan. Plus, Bob is positive the only person who would be able to handle Hangman’s wife drunk is Hangman, he’s had years of experience. In a pinch Bob feels like he might be able to do it but why make things hard if he doesn’t have to?

They planned to spend the evening and night together so they wouldn’t have to wait around for the other guys to get there if they needed to intervene. A sort of guys night in like the girls had the night previous. Video games, pizza, and naps at Hangman’s house.

Bob texted his cousin back, “Which SOS?”

They’d planned for a few different scenarios:

- If one of the girls started throwing up

- If one of the girls started throwing hands

- If one of the girls tried to leave the group

- If one of the girls started dancing on the tables

- If someone approached the girls and they were unwanted

- If it was time to go and the girls didn’t want to go

The last one was kind of an inevitable one. They were being collected by their assigned Dagger whether they wanted to be or not. Bob, Hangman, and Rooster had come up with the assigned list earlier.

Bob and (soon to be) Mrs. Floyd

Hangman and his wife

Rooster and Halo

Coyote and Pheonix

Payback and Fanboy were both on Penny duty (not that only one of them couldn’t handle it, Bob just thought it would be more respectful of them to not to be alone with one of them, plus one can keep the other in line… hopefully)

Yale and Bob’s future sister in law

The other guys were all on stand by in case backup was needed.

“It’s gotten a little wild and they just took a lot of shots and one is dancing on the bar” Jackson texted back.

Well. Fuck.

“Guys! We gotta go!” Bob yells as he jumps up.

“Oh for fucks sake!” Bob hears Hangman yell from somewhere in the house before seeing the man pulling a shirt on and storming through the kitchen. Must have been napping.

“You say that because it’s probably your girl doing it?” Rooster asked while laughing as he slipped his shoes on.

Hangman glared at him because truth was if anyone was going to be dancing on the bar it was going to be Hangman’s wife.

Bob snickered to himself as he grabs a ball cap and placed it on his head. This was going to be fun. He hopes his girl is on the bar too. She deserves to be having as much fun as possible. Bob tried to send Hangman’s wife with his credit card but she just laughed and handed it back to him before pulling out Hangman’s from her back pocket and blowing Bob a kiss then skipping away to the Uber.

Speaking of cards however he quickly sends a text to his cousin telling him to close out their cards for the night and that the guys would be there soon.

Bob ended up with Hangman in the ‘mom mobile’, Hangman’s wife’s three row SUV along with Fanboy and Payback. Rooster and Yale were in the Bronco. Finally, Coyote was in Hangman’s truck with Fritz as backup. They left Harvard and Omaha back at the house in case they were needed. None of them really trusted Jackson to be able to help any. For good reason apparently.

Maybe twenty minutes later they were pulling up to the bar Jackson said they ended up at.

Bob grinned as he got out.

“Do you know what we’re walking in to?” Rooster asked as he and Yale came over to Bob.

Bob shook his head, “Nope, but should be exciting.”

Bob laughed when he heard Hangman sigh from beside him.

“Is this the first time you’re trying to get your wife down off a bar?” Bob asks Hangman.

Everyone laughed as Hangman grumbled, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Bob had wondered for a while just where Hangman’s limit was with his wife. He knows Hangman loves his wife more than anything but Bob’s always wondered just where the line was of how far she could push him. Apparently it’s been found. At least for tonight. Poor guy has been hungover all day.

Bob put a hand on Hangman’s shoulder, “It’ll all be over soon. Get in, get the girls, and get out.”

You were having the time of your life. Never in a million years did you think you’d be dancing on a bar but here you were with your best friend doing exactly that. The bartender was very supportive of it which probably would have surprised you if you weren’t really drunk.

Your sister, Penny, Natasha, and Callie all thought this was hilarious. Many pictures were taken. Natasha made sure the jukebox was playing all the best songs so you were having the most fun scream singing to all the words, currently scream singing along to Shania Twain “Man! I feel like a woman!” and Natasha said something about the Backstreet Boys being next.

Shania Twain was fitting due to the shirts you and your friends were all wearing. Yours was white and said “Man, I feel like a bride” while everyone else’s were blue and said “Let’s go girls!”

The door to the bar opened and you squeal excitedly when you see who walked in. Bobby! Your Bobby! You missed him! It’s been so long since you’ve seen him! And he brought his friends! Yes! Now, it’s one big party! This is so much fun!

“Bobby!” You yell and wave your hand in the air to get his attention because obviously he would have never seen you what with you standing on the bar and all.

“Dammit!” Your best friend says from beside you, immediately crossing her arms over her chest with a pout. You wonder what her problem is, you’re excited to see Bobby, shouldn’t she be excited to see Jake?

“You’re grounded!” You hear Jake say sternly while pointing at his wife as he and Bobby along with the rest of the guys come over to where you all are. Yeah, you can see how your best friend would have a problem with that.

“You can’t ground me! I’m an adult! I’m your wife!” Your best friend says stomping her foot.

You watch as Jake walks straight towards his wife and moves the bar stool out of his way to wrap his arms around her legs and lift her up. He then slides her down until he can get her comfortably over his shoulder and practically marches his way back out of the bar, the whole time his wife is yelling, “No! Stop! This isn’t fair! Help! No! Jacob! Stop! I hate you! Ow! Jacob! What the fuck?! This isn’t funny! You’re getting me chicken nuggets! And fries!” (The “I hate you” was met with a swift swat to her butt)

You giggle as you watch the two of them, then grin when you look down and see Bob standing in front of you, seeing he moved a bar stool out of the way to get to you too.

“Hi baby,” Bob says sweetly, as he looks up at you.

You feel your cheeks heat up, “Hi Bobby.”

He holds his arms out to you, “Can I help you down? I sure don’t want to wrestle you off there like them.”

“Okay,” you say and he wraps his arms around you and takes a step away from the bar then slides your body down along his until your feet are safely back down on the ground.

“Hi,” Bob says with a smile then kisses your nose sweetly which makes you giggle and reach up to rub your nose and purse your lips instead which Bob quickly kisses as well.

“Hi,” you say back happily. “I missed you so much!”

Bob hugs you close and kisses the side of your head, “I missed you too, baby. Did you have fun?”

You pull back a little to be able to look at him, “I had so much fun! What are we doing now?”

Bob looks towards the door, “Apparently we’re getting chicken nuggets and fries. You ready to go?”

You nod and Bob takes you by the hand leading you to the Seresin’s SUV.

Jake unlocks it when you two get to the door and immediately relocks it once Bob gets the door open, not once taking his eyes off his wife who is sitting in the front seat pouting with her arms crossed over her chest.

You climb in and see Mickey, Reuben, and Penny in the back back seat and you wave at them. Bob gets in after you and closes the door, sitting in the bucket seat next to yours.

“Chicken nuggets now?” Your best friend asks in a quiet voice looking over at her husband, batting her eyelashes at him, knowing he’s a pushover for her.

Jake sighs as he starts the car, “Yeah, chicken nuggets now.”

You laugh as she perks back up and starts to do a happy wiggle in her seat, “With honey! Don’t forget the honey. I’m gonna be so upset if you forget.”

“When have I ever forgotten? You’ve seared it into my brain, darlin. I know you want honey. And fries. And a Sprite. Ain’t my first time appeasing my drunk princess,” Jake said as he drove.

“Aww Hangman you’re so cute with your wife,” Penny says from the back row.

Jake just shakes his head as he drives towards the fast food restaurant.

“Do you want anything, baby?” Bob asks you, reaching over to clasp your hand in his, and brings the back of your hand up to his lips.

You nod, “Ice cream sundae?”

Bob smiles against your hand, “Whatever you want.”

“We want nuggets and fries!” Penny calls to Jake from the back row.

Jake pulls into the drive through and holds his hand out to his wife who smacks it in a high five. He stares at her, “Card please. You stole it.”

She pouts then wiggles a bit to get into a better position then pulls her wallet from her back pocket and gets out the card to hand to Jake, “You gave it to me.”

“I know,” Jake said with a smirk then wraps his hand around his wife’s hand as she went to hand him the card and pulls her forward so he could kiss her. “But teasing you is too much fun.”

You giggle watching her stick her tongue out at Jake who then snaps his teeth at her, pretending to bite at her.

From the backseat Mickey yells, “Down boy! We don’t need to see that. We are delicate babies and should not be subjected to such imagery.”

Bob rolls his eyes and turns towards him, “What you mean is you’re single and jealous.”

“What I mean is you’re mean, Floyd!” Mickey yells back.

You giggle and turn towards the two, “Now children, we don’t fight.”

Bob wrinkles his nose at you and lightly pinched your thigh which makes you scream.

“Hey!” Jake yells. “I am trying to order, you hooligans. Quit it or nobody is getting nuggets!”

“But!” His wife starts but he turned towards her, “Nobody but you, darlin. I would never stand between you and your nuggets.” She smiles and settles back down.

You can hear Mickey grumble in the backseat while Payback laughs at him. Penny has her eyes closed with her head leaned against the headrest.

It didn’t take long to get through the drive through. You passed back the large bag of nuggets and fries along with some sodas. You were happily handed your ice cream. You even shared and let Bob have a bite or two.

On the way back to the Seresin household, Jake dropped Penny off at her house. He told Fanboy and Payback that he had half a mind to leave them there as well but his wife told him no.

When you all got back, pretty much everyone was passed out. Your sister was asleep in Jake’s recliner with a blanket haphazardly thrown on top of her. Bradley was sleeping practically spread eagle in the middle of the living room floor using one arm as a pillow even though a throw pillow was next to his head, a blanket thrown on top of him as well. Natasha, Yale, and Callie each had their own little area on the U-shaped sectional each with a throw blanket that your best friend usually kept in a basket in the living room. Javy was seated at the kitchen table eating some goldfish crackers which explains the blankets thrown on everyone.

You yawn as everyone meets in the kitchen, your best friend trying to decide where to put everyone else.

Bob doesn’t give her a chance to tell him anything as he scoops you into his arms bridal style and heads upstairs while he says loud enough for the group to hear, “Guest room. Dibs. Called it.”

You giggle as you wrap your arms around his neck.

He pushes the door open when he gets to the room and gently sets you on the bed before he jogs back out of the room. Less than a minute later he reappears with two water bottles and sets them on the nightstand then closes the door.

“Do you want me to see if you can borrow some pajamas?” Bob asks you as he pulls his shirt off and throws it on the floor.

You shake your head and pull your jeans off then wrestle yourself out of your bra before slipping under the covers, “I think I’m all good like this.”

He nods and lets his pants fall, then steps out of them. He sets his glasses on the bedside table then turns off the light and climbs in bed beside you, gathering you up in his arms and curling his body around yours. He nuzzles into your shoulder and lightly places a kiss on it, “Next weekend at this time you’ll officially be Mrs. Floyd.”

You smile and wiggle back against him, which earns you a groan, “I can’t wait to be Mrs. Floyd. It’s going to be such a great day.”

You can feel Bob’s smile against your skin, “It could be the worst day in the world and I wouldn’t even care. The only thing that matters is that we’ll be together, married. Then nobody can take you away from me.”

You laugh, “Is there a chance of that now?”

“Well…. No…. But still! Let me be possessive, baby,” he mumbles against you.

“I’m always yours, Robert Floyd, till death do us part,” you quietly say and glance back at him in the dark before yawning.

“I love you,” he whispers. “Go to bed, baby.”

“K. Love you. Night night,” you mumble as your eyes fall shut.

You feel a kiss against your shoulder and hear a soft, “Night.”

#time to write their wedding? time to write their wedding

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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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One Year Old Wingman

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

Part of the Spitfire Universe

Christmas was your favorite holiday. You loved finding the perfect presents for people. You loved seeing all the lights people put up. You loved all the decorations everywhere. Your whole apartment was decorated. You were so excited once everyone else started to celebrate too. (You started the day after Halloween)

You’re especially excited for the Dagger Christmas party. This was your second year coming to the Dagger Squad Christmas party with Bob. Last year even though you had known everyone for almost a year you still felt a little weird going to the Christmas party. It was a new experience so you were ever so slightly uncomfortable. Bob said it was a white elephant but so many people did them differently.

This year however you were sooooo excited. You knew what you were getting into. You understood how their white elephant exchange worked. Plus you had the best gifts.

The gift exchange rules were that everyone brings three presents. The more random the better. Then everyone picks out one gift from the pile and opens it. You can trade presents but each present can only be traded three times. Once it’s been traded three times whoever ends up with it keeps it. Then it starts again. Sometimes the presents were bought with certain people in mind and sometimes they weren’t. There was a $20 limit on the presents. It was also decided that kids were excluded so they could get all the presents imaginable from their adopted extended family. Which meant Eli was about to be in heaven. Plus you heard that Grandpa Mav got him an entire platter of chicken nuggets just for him.

Last year had been pretty funny. You’re pretty sure you remember Rooster ending up with a lacy nightie and Payback going home with a Christmas cat sweater.

When Bobby picked you up you skipped to his truck with your gifts in a bag and a tray of cookies and homemade chocolates in your hand. You made a ton of fudge, Oreo balls, and so many Buckeyes since everyone had loved them last year. Nobody had heard of them before you brought them and now they were everyone’s favorite because who wouldn’t want a sweet peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate to look like a Buckeye? They’re the best Christmas time treat and a long standing tradition in your family.

On the drive to Maverick’s hanger Bob tried to swipe something off your tray at least five times like he hadn’t had at least one of each of the things last night when you made everything. He was your official taste tester, something he took very seriously. Every time he tried though you smacked his hand and glared at him. The whole tray has to at least make it in the door.

And it did. However the second you walked in Bob took it from you and the whole dagger squad was on it in an instant. You just rolled your eyes. It wasn’t like you didn’t have whole containers at home filled with more treats. Bobby knew about the containers but he didn’t care. It was more fun this way.

The party was fun. Lots of yummy food. Lots of singing along to Christmas songs old and new.

Soon it was time for the present exchange. Jake ended up with one of your gifts, a photo frame with a bunch of scratch lottery tickets. He guarded that with his life. His wife rolled her eyes at him. Fanboy ended up with another one of your presents, a candle you found that came in a tin that says “I love you for your personality but that dick is a huge bonus.” Payback got your third gift, a Snuggie. He immediately got it out and wrapped himself up in it. Someone had put in pregnancy tests, you’re pretty sure it was Jake’s wife, and Mav ended up with them. Poor guy just looked confused. Rooster ended up with a swear word coloring book with crayons. He almost missed the third round because he was coloring. Bob got a yodeling pickle. You ended up with a ugly Christmas sweater skirt. All in all it was a really fun time.

You all watched as Jake and his wife helped little Eli open his presents. He was so excited to get so many new toys. You and Bob got him a piano floor mat which you have a sneaking suspicion that Rooster is going to steal it from Eli one day and see if he can play ‘Great Balls of Fire’ on it. You saw him eyeing it when Eli opened it. Coyote got Eli a pair of aviator sunglasses. Eli hadn’t taken them off yet, clearly wanting to be cool like his dada.

After all the presents were opened everyone was just hanging around and spending time together before everyone parted ways for leave to visit family and friends. You were chatting with Jake’s wife and Phoenix. Eli came toddling over to the three of you. All three of you started to coo over him telling him how cute he is. It didn’t occur to you that he had changed onesies until Jake’s wife picked him up and turned to you.

“I think Eli has a question for you, babe,” She says and hands Eli to you.

You look at her confused and take Eli.

“Read his shirt,” She says winking at you.

You hold Eli out a little bit in front of you to get a better view of it, “‘Will you marry my Uncle Bobby?’ Huh?”

Jake’s wife smirks at you and takes Eli from your hands while Phoenix turns you around to see Bobby down on one knee holding out a velvet box. Both of your hands immediately cover your mouth as you stare at Bob.

“Eli is cuter than I am. He makes a good wingman,” Bob says with a chuckle. “So baby, will you? Please?”

You start nodding your head afraid to say anything because you’re pretty sure you’ll start sobbing.

Everyone cheers as Bob stands up. You practically throw yourself into Bob’s arms who catches you easily.

You kiss all over his face repeating “yes” over and over again while a few tears leak from your eyes.

Bob grins and holds you close before pulling away to grab your left hand to put the ring on your finger.

You knew Christmas was your favorite holiday for a reason.

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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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But Jake!

Because who wouldn’t want to have that man’s babies?

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

Part of the “Spitfire universe” but can be read alone

The minute Jake and his wife had their precious baby boy you were offering to babysit. You kept telling both of them anytime you saw them that if they needed help or a break you’re happy to help. You had grown up babysitting and even worked as a nanny for a while. You loved babysitting babies.

Being a first time mom, your new friend was very cautious about leaving her baby. Understandably so. It’s hard to put that amount of trust into someone.

She finally felt comfortable enough for someone other than Jake’s parents to watch Eli when he was about 6 months old and you were so excited. Jake had finally convinced his wife that they needed a break and that if anyone could handle the baby it would be you. And Bob if he came too. It just so happened that Jake was right and Bob was excited to watch little Eli. Just not as excited as you.

It was finally here, babysitting day. You were giddy. You weren’t babysitting until the evening but that didn’t matter to you. You spent the whole day excited. Bob kept telling you to calm down but you’d just stick your tongue out at him and he’d try and grab it each time unsuccessfully. He came close once.

Bob drove the both of you over to Jake’s house slightly early so the five of you could visit before Jake and his wife went out. Hopefully they can fit a nap in too. Poor Eli has been teething lately which was throwing everyone’s sleep off. Jake was even looking a bit tired and Bob’s pretty sure Jake is a robot with how little sleep he needs.

After a little while Jake turned to his wife and reminded her of the time.

“Are you sure that’s the right reservation time? Maybe you got it wrong,” Jake’s wife said to him.

“Sweetheart, love of my life, I know when the reservation is. It’s time for us to go,” Jake said and kissed the top of his wife’s head. “C’mon. Eli will be fine.”

His wife pouted. You could see some tears in her eyes when you got close to take Eli from her.

“He needs a bottle in a little bit. He likes the whale teethie if his mouth seems to hurt. There’s baby food in the fridge. His diapers are in his room,” Jake’s wife explained.

“Got it. Don’t worry. I promise to send pictures and you can text us anytime,” you told her and took Eli into your arms and then made him wave to his mommy.

Jake was immediately right there beside his wife shepherding her to the door after she kissed Eli and kissed Eli’s forehead him. He clapped Bob on the back as he passed then the two of them were out the door.

You smiled down at the precious baby in your arms, “Well what do you want to do, Eli? Wanna snuggle? Wanna play?”

“Wanna rob a bank? Wanna take over the world, buddy? You’re certainly cute enough to,” Bob said with a laugh and Eli babbled in response “You do?! I knew it. That’s why you’re my favorite Seresin. Besides your grandma. She makes me cookies.” Eli giggled and kicked his legs.

“Noooooo! He’s a good boy! He would never!” You cuddled him closer to you. “Don’t listen to Bobby, Eli. He’s a bad influence.”

Bob scoffs and puts a hand to his chest, “I would never be a bad influence!”

You giggle, “Uh huh. Sure, Robert.”

“Woah woah woah. What are you pulling my full name out for? I’m not in trouble. What is this? An interrogation? I need a lawyer present,” Bob says looking around and grabs a stuffed bear. “Okay now you may continue.”

You laugh at his antics and look down at Eli, “Who knew your Uncle Bobby could be so silly.” You scrunch your nose at Eli who giggles and pats your cheek. You hear his stomach grumble. “Uh oh. Think someone is a hungry baby.”

“You’re right I am hungry. Thanks for noticing,” Bob says and you roll your eyes and walk into the kitchen with Eli on your hip to get a bottle ready.

Once you get a bottle ready you head back into the living room. As Eli has his bottle, Bob orders the both of you a pizza since he’s a hungry baby and all.

Once the pizza arrives and all three of you are full and happy you play for a while in the floor with Eli who is thrilled with all the attention of two new adults (parents can get boring sometimes). You took plenty of pictures and sent some to his mom who thanked you.

When Eli started to look like he was winding down for the night you gave him a bath complete with a bubble beard. You also took pictures of that to send.

You got him all snuggly warm in some footie jammies and a clean diaper. He was still awake though barely. Bob picked out a few books to read to Eli in his room while you cleaned up from dinner and playing in the living room.

You had just gotten everything cleaned up when you heard knocking at the front door. Confused you opened it and saw Jake standing there holding his wife who was passed out.

“She drank two glasses of wine at dinner then the 15 minute car ride home put her to sleep,” Jake explained as he passed by you.

You laughed and went to Eli’s room to get Bob. You found them both asleep in the rocking chair. You quickly took a few pictures before you leaned against the doorway smiling.

“Did you also give Bobby Boy two glasses of wine and drive him around for 15 minutes?” Jake asks you coming to stand next to you.

You chuckle and shake your head, “Nope, just fed him some pizza and let him play for a while. Really wore him out,” you say gazing at Bob. He looked really cute holding Eli. You smiled thinking about how cute Bob’s baby would be.

“No,” Jake says.

“No what?” You ask.

“You two are not having a baby yet. I said no,” Jake says in a joking tone. “The squad can only handle one baby at a time.”

“But Jake! Look at how cute he is holding one! My ovaries are gonna burst!” You say in a whiny tone.

“Adorable. Cutest man besides me. Still no,” Jake says shaking his head.

“The Dagger Squad can totally handle two babies at once,” you say with a huff.

Jake chuckles, “Let Bobby do this right, sweetheart.”

You look at Jake, “What do you mean by that? Jake?” He ignores you and walks into the room. “Jake!” You loudly whisper at him.

He laughs and picks up Eli and moves him to his crib after giving him a kiss on the cheek. Jake then walks back over to the rocking chair and pokes Bob, “Hey sleeping beauty. It’s time to wake up.”

Bob waves a hand in the air dismissively, “No baby the alarm didn’t go off. Leave me alone.”

Jake laughs and turns to you, “Clearly you’ve been replaced.” He shakes Bob’s arm and Bob jolts awake.

“Wha? Where am I?” Bob says looking around.

“Well sweetheart, you’re in our son’s room and you just outed our secret affair,” Jake says with a laugh.

“What secret affair? What are you talking about, Hangman?” Bob asks confused.

“Nothing. Your pretty lady over there probably wants to go home,” Jake says nodding towards you.

Bob yawns then stands up, “Okay baby, let’s go home.”

“C’mon sleepy head,” you say holding your arms out and Bob walks into them and hugs you while resting his head on your shoulder. You kiss his head then break apart and start leading him to the door with Jake following after you two.

“Thanks so much for doing this,” Jake says. “We really needed some adult time. How much do I owe you?”

You scoff, “No thanks. I’m happy to babysit.”

“No really…” Jake tries to insist.

“Hard pass. I don’t want your money. Bye Jake!” You walk out the door holding Bob’s hand.

“Stubborn!” Jake calls after you while waving then shuts and locks the door once you and Bob are in the car.

You drive a sleepy Bob home and cuddle up together and fall asleep.

The next morning when you wake up you see a smiling Bob who happily kisses you. You kiss back, “You woke up in a good mood.”

“Of course I did. We had a fun night with Eli and then I slept next to you,” Bob says.

“It was a really fun night,” you say back.

“I have two questions though. Did Hangman say he and I were having an affair?”

You laugh, “A secret affair.”

Bob shakes his head, “Okay then. Clearly not a secret anymore. Second question. Were you two talking about how cute I am holding a baby?”

“I believe Jake called you adorable,” you said with a grin.

“Well he’s not wrong I am pretty adorable,” Bob says laughing.

“The most adorable!” You say and kiss him.

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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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Learning to be sassy

Robert “Bob” Floyd x f!reader

Jake “Hangman” Seresin x Mrs. Spitfire Seresin

Part of the Spitfire universe

AN: *can be read alone but makes the most sense if you read Spitfire. Nobody caught on to my foreshadowing in Spitfire. This is my longest fic yet and I absolutely love it.

It’s been a few weeks since you broke up with your ex-boyfriend. That night is going to be singed in your memory for quite some time. You never expected anything like that to happen.

No, it wasn’t the first time your ex-boyfriend had yelled at you and it also wasn’t the first time he called you names. It was ,however, the first time someone stood up for you. She didn’t even know you! Just all of a sudden in front of you and going toe to toe with your ex like she wasn’t significantly smaller than him. Screaming in his face just as loud and brash. Answering ever nasty name he called her or you with a nastier one. You’re still amazed by her bravery. And then five naval pilots coming to her and your rescue? It was like something out of a movie.

And then when her husband, Jake as you later learned, dragged your soon to be ex out of the bar with two of his buddies and she immediately went to comfort you? Yeah, you’re gonna stay close to her. Maybe she can help you learn to stand up for yourself more.

She had made sure to get your phone number to make sure you got home okay and to check in on you periodically. She wanted to make sure you were okay. And wanted you to know that her husband’s friends would be happy to kick your ex’s ass again if he ever came back around.

She wasn’t the only one to get your number that night. When your new friend got distracted by her husband, there was someone still right there comforting you, Bob.

He is the sweetest man you had ever met. You two hadn’t stopped texting since you met. He wanted to also make sure you had gotten home okay that night but the texting didn’t end there. Every morning you get a ‘Good morning’ text and every night a ‘Good night’ text. You text off and on during the day but even if one or the other of you is busy he always makes sure to check in every morning and night.

You’ve never had that before. It’s not that you hadn’t looked for it before. The guys you keep dating just seemed to end up turning into awful mistakes.

Your new friend has been hinting that you should ask him out, going so far to say that she will come over and take your phone and do it for you if one of your doesn’t make a move first. Apparently her husband and his friends have been making the same kind of threats to Bob but he was worried it was too soon. He didn’t want to pressure you.

Was it too soon? For a while you knew you wanted your relationship to be over. You just couldn’t find a way out. You had been trying to come up with a plan but it seems like fate decided to handle it for you. Not that you’re complaining. You’re pretty sure you wanted to date again. Especially if it meant getting to date Bob. You’re pretty sure you’d still be wallowing in self pity over your relationship ending if it weren’t for the kindness Bob had been showing you.

So you take a deep breath. It’s now or never. Time to let Bob know about your intentions towards him. You type out a message to him and hit send quickly before you lose your nerve and you quickly turn it on silent then throw it at the end of your couch and curled into a ball on the other end. Safe. Can’t get rejected if you don’t check your phone right? You quickly get up and run upstairs for a shower. That’ll distract you.

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“Holy shit!” Bob exclaims as he checks his phone after drills that afternoon.

“What?” asks Phoenix curiously. Bobs not one to swear so this must be a big deal.

“Umm uhh y/n just- she just asked me out,” he stutters out to his pilot.

Jake walks up to the two, “No shit? My wife has been pestering her for a week. Congrats man.” He claps Bobs on the shoulder as he continues his walk back towards the locker rooms.

Bob looks at Phoenix,” Well wha-what do I say?”

Phoenix smiles at Bob,” Do you want to go on a date with her?”

“More than anything. You know that.”

“Well then you obviously say ‘Yes I would love to go out with you and have your babies’.”

Bob punches her lightly in the shoulder,” Uncalled for.”

“Me?! I’m not the one who punches someone! I have to go to medical now and then straight to HR to file a complaint. This will not stand, Floyd!”

Bob rolls his eyes at his friend’s dramatics,” Okay. Sent. I said ‘I would love to go out with you. Just tell me when.’”

Phoenix nods,” Perfect. Never thought I’d see the day Bob got the girl in the end.”

“Is it jealously? Is that what I smell? Jealousy?” Bob sasses back.

Phoenix laughs,” Yeah Bob I’m jealous of you. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to shower and then see what kind of trouble Rooster, Coyote, and I can get into tonight.” She waves as she walks away towards the women’s locker rooms.

Bob heads towards the men’s. He quickly showers so he can check his phone. Nothing. He sighs and gets dressed keeping a close eye on his phone.

He drives himself home and when he gets there he finally has a response.

‘Really? Okay! I don’t really have anything planned for the week at all so whenever is good for you it’s good for me too!’

He smiles and quickly types back

‘Would it be too much to do it tonight? I don’t have any dinner plans and I sure would like to see you’

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You look at his response and then look at the time. You guess you could pull yourself together in time for dinner and type back

‘Uhh yeah tonight is good for me too! Give me an hour and a half to get ready?’

You quickly run upstairs and start getting ready moving even faster when he reply’s that that sounds good to him and that he’ll pick you up.

You stand in front of your closet staring at all your clothes. Like every cliché you’ve ever seen in a movie you cannot for the life of you decide what to wear. You groan reaching for your phone again calling your new friend who picks up quickly.

“I need help. Bob agreed to go on a date with me and I can’t figure out what to wear.”

You hear a squeal from the other line and what sounds like a bunch of things falling.

“Send me your address right now! I will be there in two minutes!”

“What if I don’t even live two minutes away?” You ask with a laugh.

“Two minutes! Send it!”

You hang up and quickly send your address to your new friend and Bob. True to her word Mrs. Seresin is at your door in two minutes and you answer it.

“How the heck? Did you break every speed limit to get here?”

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to. Now take me to your closet.”

You bring her to your room and sit down on your bed chewing on your nails.

From your closet you hear,” Do like a neutral makeup and I’ll get your outfit picked out.”

You nod and head into your bathroom to do a natural neutral look for your date and come back into your room. On your bed you see a dress you haven’t worn in a few years, a strappy pair of platform sandals, and a black cardigan.

“Why are you so much better at this than me?”

“Because Jake likes me in everything I wear so I don’t have to look nice as often but I still like putting together date night outfits. Takes the pressure off knowing that I can go to dinner with him in a baggy t-shirt and cut off shorts and he will think I’m the most gorgeous girl there,” she says with a shrug.

You grab the clothes and go back into the bathroom and change. You come back out and sees she’s already found your curling iron and straightener and turned both on.

“Okay sit your butt down because it’s time for me to play Barbie.”

You look at her funny and sit down. She quickly gets to work and you close your eyes. Might as well make it a surprise since you doubt you have a say in how it turns out. There’s no telling that woman no.

When she finally sprays your whole head with hair spray and says,” Tah dah!” You open your eyes again. It’s simple but elegant and goes well with your outfit. You smile looking at yourself in your dresser mirror and you do a little spin. It’s been a long time since you felt this beautiful. She stands behind you and winks.

“I think Bob is going to shit himself.”

You bust up laughing,” No! He can’t do that!”

You both giggle together before you turn to her and hug her tightly.

“Thank you. For everything.”

She smiles and hugs you back before answering,” It’s what friends do. Even at the bar. I decided we were friends when he was yelling at you and so obviously nobody is going to talk to my friend like that!”

You smile and squeeze her one last time before letting go,” Thank you for adopting me as your introvert. I’ve heard extroverts do that.”

She scrunches her nose playfully,” You would be surprised by my introvert ways. I’m more of an introverted extrovert. If I’m out then I’m happy to be there and loud. If I’m at home I’m happy to be quiet and just existing is enough.”

“Everybody needs to recharge their batteries sometimes.”

“You’re exactly right.”

You both turn as you hear your doorbell.

She turns back to you with a smile,” Your prince has arrived.”

You blush,” I’m not a princess.”

She starts walking towards the door,” That’s not what Bob’s about to think!”

She opens the door and Bob is a little taken back.

“Oh umm hello Mrs. Hangman. Is Y/N here? I thought this was her house.”

She chuckles and calls your name.

You step out and Bob gets his first glimpse of you and looks to be in awe.

“Oh uh wow. You look absolutely gorgeous,” he says with a dumbfounded look on his face still.

You blush and quietly say,” Thank you.”

“Oh are those for her?” Your friend asks pointing to the flowers Bob is holding.

“Huh? Oh yeah! These are for you!” Bob says holding them out quickly.

“Thank you they’re beautiful!” You say taking them and quickly put them in water.

“So where you taking her, Bobby?” Your friend asks.

“Oh uh I thought we could go to the Hard Deck.”

You smile,” That sounds good to me. You’ve mentioned it before.”

He nods looking at you,” So are you ready?” He asks holding out a hand to you.

Your friend smacks his hand down,” Bobby you didn’t even give me time to grill you on your intentions with my daughter. When do you expect to have her home? If she’s a minute late I’m getting the shot gun!”

Bob rolls his eyes,” Do you even know where Hangman’s guns are?”

“No….. Do you? He won’t tell me.”

“For good reason!” Bob replies.

You quickly go over and place your hand in Bob’s,” Okay we can go now.”

Your friend winks and kisses you both on the cheek one after the other,” Be good! Both of you!” She calls as she practically skips out of your house.

You shake your head and blush,” So the Hard Deck?”

“What? Oh! Yeah! Let’s go,” Bob says leading you out the door after you grab your purse. You lock the door behind you and he leads you to his truck and helps you get in. You smile and thank him as he shuts the door then runs around to the other side.

It’s a quick drive and once you’re there Bob helps you out of the truck like a gentleman.

You quickly find a table to sit at seeing as the bar isn’t too busy today. You chat together and order drinks, an appetizer, and dinner.

After a while you feel your phone buzz in your purse and you apologize and quickly check it. You read ‘Are you having a good time? You look like you’re having a good time.’ You look at your phone confused and then start looking around.

Bob chuckles,” They’re sitting behind us in some extremely convincing disguises.”

You look behind the two of you and see your friend, Jake, Phoenix, Coyote, and Rooster all huddled together at one table wearing fake glasses complete with fake eyebrow hair, a fake nose, and a fake mustache all attached. You start laughing the second you see them all and turn back towards Bob,” I should have expected this.”

Bob nods,” Oh I saw it coming the second we were asked where we were going.”

You smile and shift your chair closer to Bob’s so the group can’t see the two of you as well and once again you feel your phone buzz. You read the text and show Bob who starts laughing. All it says is ‘Rude!’

You continue to chat together having a wonderful time together. After you both enjoy your meals. The waitress clears away your plates and Bob asks for the check.

“No need sir. It’s already been taken care of.”

“By who?” Bob asks.

“A Mrs. Seresin paid for it and told me to tell you specifically sir that she’s watching your hands and not to indulge in any funny business.”

You giggle to yourself as the waitress walks away and Bob blushes. You turn around and your friend blows you a kiss and Jake winks at you.

“Are you ready to go?” Bob asks you standing up and holding a hand out to you.

“Yeah I’m all ready to go,” you say turning around and taking his hand then standing up. You let him lead you to his truck and once again he helps you in. It’s another quick drive to your home and Bob helps you out of the truck and walks you to your door.

He scratches the back of his head,” I umm I had a really great time with you tonight.”

You smile at him, “I did too. Thank you for taking me.”

He smiles back,” It was no problem! Next time I hope to take you on a proper date. One where I pay. If you want another date of course! I’m not assuming you want to go on another date with me. It’s totally fine if you don’t. I just figure since you had fun and I had..”

You cut him off pressing your lips to his and wrap your arms around his neck. He kisses you back and his hands settle on your hips lightly.

You pull away,” I’ll keep that in mind as a really great way to shut you up.”

He grins,” Brat.”

You giggle and kiss him again quickly,” Please take me on another date. There’s nothing I want more in the world.”

“Well princess, if that’s what you want. That’s what you’ll get.”

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Big Bay Boom

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x f!reader

Summary: It’s the Fourth of July and your family is spending it with the rest of the daggers in San Diego.

Warnings: vague mention of sex,

Part of the 'Spitfire' Universe

Can be read as a standalone but makes more sense if you've read some of the other stories.

You were learning that being stationed at the same place for an extended period of time came with a few perks. Not having to pack your things every five minutes was a big perk. Settling into your own home. Your husband’s Captain making friends with people who can arrange for your husband’s entire squad to watch the San Diego fireworks show on a ship in the harbor (and then later finding out Mav just asked Warlock and used a picture of your son looking sad and told him he would be responsible for your son’s sad face if he couldn’t make it happen. Where or when Mav got that picture is a mystery).

Getting to see the fireworks without having to fight the crowds sounded like an amazing idea. One year you decided that your family should see the fireworks in downtown San Diego and you quickly learned that had been the stupidest idea you had ever had. Jake and you taking Eli all the way into the city had been a disaster. There were too many people. Parking was a mess. You didn’t find much to eat that a toddler would even like. You were terrified you were going to lose Eli in the crowd despite your husband and you watching him like a hawk. The only person who had a good time was Eli and you had been thankful for that at least.

When Jake had come home the week prior and said the squad wanted to go to San Diego for the Fourth of July you were quick to shoot that idea down. A toddler AND a baby? No. No way. Not even with the extra adults.

Jake promised that you wouldn’t be downtown for the fireworks and that you wouldn’t even be downtown as it got dark. You begrudgingly agreed after you heard the squad decided to go downtown not for the fireworks but to take your children to the zoo. It still blew your mind that your husband’s Navy squad cared so much about your children.

When the day came around you packed up your two children along with all the stuff you needed for the day and headed off to the San Diego zoo.

Upon arriving you found the entire squad ready to help get your kids in gear for the zoo. Grandma Penny took your daughter from the car seat faster than you could even get out of your seat. She quickly covered your daughter in a layer of sunscreen before passing her off to Bob’s wife who was so excited to snuggle her. She then wrangled your son out of Bradley’s arms to do the same before passing him right back because nobody could keep those two separate for long except Bradley’s girlfriend who seemed happy to let him hold your wiggly boy.

It definitely helped your anxiety to see so many adults surround your children. Their own security team. You’re pretty sure you heard Javy growl at someone just walking by who just happened to glance in the squad’s direction. You knew in your heart that no matter what Javy would protect your babies forever.

By the time you made it into the zoo, everyone was acting like children from the excitement of the zoo. Poor Maverick had at least five adults yelling at him to get them ice cream before your son and daughter joined in which meant Grandpa Mavvie had to follow through. The day Grandpa Mavvie told your children “No” was the day hell froze over.

You couldn’t help but laugh as poor Maverick tried to wrangle his elite squad of pilots and wso’s as he attempted to get them all ice cream. Maybe one day you should record it so you can send it into “America’s Funniest Home Videos” because you’re positive you’d win.

You felt extra sorry for the poor worker who was trying their best to keep up with everyone yelling out their ice cream order before you quickly pulled out your phone and made everyone come and tell you what they wanted so you could have an accurate count for Maverick. Penny watched the entire ordeal while laughing at Mav as he tried to keep up with everyone.

Everyone finished their ice cream quickly due to the hot day and you were all off again.

Upon seeing the “Skyfari” that went high above the zoo your daughter started to demand going on the “ride” so that’s where you all went next. It ended up being her favorite part of the entire day. Jake decided it was because Ella clearly takes after him and wants to be in the air. You figured she just enjoyed the ride.

You enjoyed what happened beforehand.

Before getting in the little zoo tram car your husband easily folded Ella’s stroller. There was just something about watching a competent man easily fold a stroller and then lift it one handed that was just so attractive to you. You don’t even care that Jake gave you a funny look after he noticed you staring at him after he got the stroller ready for the ride. Maybe tonight you’d be able to celebrate with some “fireworks” of your own with your husband. Fingers crossed.

The zoo took several hours to get through and you were pretty sure you still didn’t see everything. You’re sure you’d have to come back another day to see it all and to go on Ella’s favorite part again since you knew your daughter well enough to know she would demand to go again soon.

You all decided to eat dinner at the zoo since trying to find somewhere that everyone liked that could fit such a large group would be impossible.

Penny decided that she was taking Ella home as you all walked back to your vehicles for the next part of your day after eating. She didn’t feel like staying up to watch the fireworks when she could instead go to bed early which was something that didn’t happen often being a bar owner. Plus one less child to keep track of helped your mama brain. You’re pretty sure Ella would not do well with the loud booms so you quickly agreed to Penny taking your daughter for some extra snuggle time with grandma that your daughter was not against in the slightest. You knew Penny would never play favorites with your children but being a girl mom made it much easier for her to bond with Ella than with your rough and tumble son who’s favorite thing to do at their house was to wrestle with Grandpa Mavvie. Ella was still happy to snuggle with Grandma Penny.

With one less child you moved onto the next part of your day.

Eating at the zoo gave you all just enough time to get to the base so that Jake could show Eli his plane- for the billionth time. Eli LOVED to see his daddy's plane especially since there was a picture of him in it so it was like he was flying with his daddy every time he flew. The other daggers tried to show Eli their planes too but he only sort of liked Bradley's because there was a picture of his teacher in it so it was like his teacher was flying too if Bradley and his daddy were flying together. All the other planes were less fun but he still looked at every single one so he didn't hurt his aunt's and uncle's feelings.

As Eli was occupied you took the moment with everyone else to really stress how someone needed to have a hand on your son at all times while on the ship. You were excited about seeing the fireworks in the bay but you also needed to know that your son was safe.

Maverick just rolled his eyes at you and gathered you into his arms for a hug before kissing your forehead and promising that nothing would happen to Eli and he personally would be the first one to jump off the ship to save him if the unthinkable happened, not that it would ever happen.

Maverick then nodded his head towards Bradley who had your Eli on his shoulders both wearing matching lifejackets, "Rooster didn't want Eli to feel singled out. Also I highly doubt Rooster is going to put your son down any time soon and if he does I don't think he would be on his feet long before someone else sticks him on their shoulders so he can see."

You take a deep breath and nod at his words. You know that none of the daggers would ever let anything happen to Eli, it's just hard to let go.

Once on the ship it wasn't long before everyone was laughing and dancing around to the music that the bay was playing as you all waited for the fireworks to begin. Eli loved watching the drone show that went on before the fireworks.

When the fireworks started you were amazed by how close you really were to them regardless of being a safe distance away. You felt the booms deep in your chest as they went on. From the water you could see the different barges in the ocean that were shooting fireworks off so instead of one show you got to watch multiple. Every few booms you made sure to check where your son was, finding him always on the shoulders of someone. Apparently now was Javi's turn as you see Bradley snuggled up close to his girlfriend much like you currently were with Jake. In fact you could see Bob and his wife in much the same position but when you looked closer you could see Bob's hand lightly rubbing his wife's stomach. He must not have meant to because he immediately stopped and quickly looked around to see if anyone noticed. Upon catching you looking he quickly put his pointer finger to his lips. You winked at him and made the same motion back to let him know you'd keep their secret.

"What was that?" Jake asked you, bending down to make sure you could hear him.

You shake your head, "None of your business. Super secret married people things, you wouldn't know anything about."

Jake groans, "But I am married. To you. I am married to you."

You shrug, "Doesn't mean you get to know. Sorry baby."

You smile as you look around at all the friends around you and lean back against your husband's chest as he holds you tighter. Holidays, including the fourth, are much better spent with your new found family.

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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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Sorry I said my fic would be out earlier this week and it instead came out like now. The adhd really be adhd-ing this week

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Big Bay Boom

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x f!reader

Summary: It’s the Fourth of July and your family is spending it with the rest of the daggers in San Diego.

Warnings: vague mention of sex,

Part of the 'Spitfire' Universe

Can be read as a standalone but makes more sense if you've read some of the other stories.

When the day came around you packed up your two children along with all the stuff you needed for the day and headed off to the San Diego zoo.

Everyone finished their ice cream quickly due to the hot day and you were all off again.

You enjoyed what happened beforehand.

You all decided to eat dinner at the zoo since trying to find somewhere that everyone liked that could fit such a large group would be impossible.

With one less child you moved onto the next part of your day.

You take a deep breath and nod at his words. You know that none of the daggers would ever let anything happen to Eli, it's just hard to let go.

"What was that?" Jake asked you, bending down to make sure you could hear him.

You shake your head, "None of your business. Super secret married people things, you wouldn't know anything about."

Jake groans, "But I am married. To you. I am married to you."

You shrug, "Doesn't mean you get to know. Sorry baby."

#hangman x reader #jake hangman seresin x female reader #jake “hangman” seresin x f!reader #spitfire universe #dad!hangman

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Fourth of July fic out tomorrow!

Spitfire Universe

Connected stories between the Dagger Squad members and their significant others.

*Oftentimes not written in any sort of order.

In timeline order:

Matching Wits Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

How Jake met his wife

When did you swallow glass? Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake’s wife gets sick

Spitfire Jake ‘hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

“So, Mrs. Hangman where have you been hiding and why have you left me alone with these idiots?”

Kindergarten Failure Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake's Spitfire is back and sassier than ever and she's got a lesson to teach or the jealousy fic nobody asked for.

Learning to be sassy Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

Bob is the nicest man you’ve ever met. Going on a date with him will be normal right? Not with Mrs. Spitfire Seresin and the Dagger squad hanging around.

Whose name have you been screaming in bed? Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

You're just wondering whose name you've been screaming.

Strong people aren’t born they’re built Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

How did Jake’s spitfire become the way she is?

We’re expecting a baby, but it could be a dinosaur Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake’s spitfire of a wife is pregnant. They’re pretty sure with a baby but who knows?

Ready or not Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake’s ready to be a dad. He’s not ready for the birth.

But Jake! Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

You offer to babysit Jake’s baby. Obviously, Bob has to come help. You’re pretty sure your ovaries are going to burst seeing Bob with a baby.

Your Son Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Eli is Jake’s son when he doesn’t listen.

It was a nudge! Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Eli is ready to walk but he needs to wait a minute

Under Two Minutes Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

She thought you couldn’t get kicked out of a bar in under two minutes. What were you supposed to do? Not get kicked out?

One Year Old Wingman Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd x f!reader

Christmas is your favorite time of year. It’s about to be even better.

Forced to go to the strip club Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

It’s Bob’s bachelor party and their babysitter cannot handle them. Reinforcements must be called in. Reinforcements are sleepy.

Oh how the turntables Robert 'Bob' Floyd x f!reader

Bob’s bachelor party had to be shut down by your best friend last night. Since your best friend is with you there’s nobody to shut your bachelorette party down so you guys can be as crazy as you want, right?

Your kids are driving me nuts! Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake can’t wait to get home to you and his two terrors. Two right?

Do you want a skittle, mommy? Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x F!reader

Potty training Eli was easy until it wasn't.

Fuck Santa! Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Fanboy wasn’t thinking when he taught Jake’s son his new favorite phrase.

Christmas Alarm Clock - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake just wanted to sleep a little bit longer Christmas morning. Was that too much to ask? With a toddler? Oh yes, it is.

Ready or not: Baby number 2 - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Ready or not Jake’s wife is having baby number 2. Can the Dagger Squad handle this?

Daddy’s getting cock blocked - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake and his wife thought having kids would be fun until they wanted to have alone fun…

Preschool Family Day - Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x f!reader

Bradley is happy to be Jake’s son’s ‘Special Adult’ for family day at preschool. He gets to meet a Guinea pig named after him. He also gets to meet the prettiest teacher he’s ever seen, you.

Grumpy Games - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake’s wife has been grumpy lately and he wants to get her out of her head. He thinks he might have come up with a way to do just that.

Sorry about your small… - Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x f!reader

You’re not the nicest driver and you may have said the wrong thing to your favorite student’s uncle. Or maybe it was the right thing?

This is an official distress call, over - Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw x f!reader

Unca Wooster is having such a great day, especially since his favorite nephew is having an extended sleepover at his house. His girlfriend is even calling him in the middle of the day which she hardly ever does! Such a great day…… oh no.

Wan dat, dada! - Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x f!reader

Jake sent his wife and his son out on a mommy/son weekend but didn't realize just how stubborn his wife's carbon copy is. Can anyone speak toddler? Hangman definitely can't.

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I couldn’t visit San Diego and not go to the original Top Gun bar

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I couldn’t visit San Diego and not go to the original Top Gun bar

#top gun #top gun 1986 #I also couldn’t go see the San Diego fireworks show and not start writing a spitfire fic

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FIC ASK GAME: Give me a fic of mine and I'll tell you a fact about that fic and/or ask a question you have about that fic.

[The fic doesn't have be a fanfiction, it could be an original story, too.]

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I Wanna Feel Good Tonight

Sequel to “I’m just now feelin feisty”

Masterlist

18+

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x reader x Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw

Warnings: Explicit. 18+ only. Female reader. MMF threesome. Polyamorous relationship. Daddy kink. Mommy kink. Fingering. D/s themes. Actual Switch/sub this time!Rooster. Daddy dom!Jake. Actual switch/mommy!reader. Color system. Fingering. Oral(male and female receiving). Cum eating. Pegging. PWP.

You practically skip into the store Jake and Bradley stopped at. This was the third shop you’d been in and it wouldn’t be the last, the novelty of going into a sex shop wore off quickly for the boys. The first shop you stopped in they were like kids in a candy store running from item to item and calling the other over to look at whatever they found next. You told Jake you didn’t like any of the straps ons from any of the other stores so far but that was kinda slightly a lie. You didn’t really care which one you had but if Jake and Bradley wanted to be mean to you the other day when you got in trouble for their poor time management skills then they can drive you all over to find the exact strap on you want.

You already knew which one you wanted, not that it terribly mattered much to you. You knew before you had even gotten into the car. You knew which shop it was, too. Were you going to tell them? Oh no. Making them drive all over was way too funny for you. You’d stopped at the shop yesterday and picked it out while they were still at work. Both Bradley and Jake sighed each time you looked over the selection at each shop and deemed the options unsuitable for what you wanted. They couldn’t say anything. Couldn’t whine or complain. Just followed you back into the car to drive to the next store, grumbling under their breaths the whole way.

You had gotten into the car this morning with a whole list of every shop you could find in the general area near your house. It was at least 7 shops long. The last shop on your list was the one with the strap you already had decided you wanted. You just hoped none of the other ones had the same one so they didn’t catch onto your game because you were going to every shop on that list no matter what. They wasted your time the other day and then punished you for getting bored so you can waste their time today. Happily.

Thankfully none of the shops ended up having it and so finally when Jake and Bradley took you into the last store you finally got to point out which one you wanted. It was black patent leather with rhinestones and came with an opaque ish clear dildo. Whatever the girliest option was, you wanted it. You were surrounded at home by all their “manly pilot shit” that they leave everywhere so you wanted something girly for you. You were a princess after all. If only the dildo was pink and had sparkles. Maybe the next one. You’re sure you can find something with sparkles online. The girliness for you and not meant to emasculate them at all. Both Jake and Bradley were comfortable enough in their manlihood to not be bothered by colors or sparkles, sometimes both of them rocked sparkly pedicures when you got bored at home. You’ve been told they are the envy of the locker room at work.

You stood in line with your boys, holding hands with Bradley while Jake carried your new toy. The worker raised their eyebrow at the three of you when you got to the front of the short line, which you thought was weird, you’re sure they see all sorts of people, couples, groups, etc roll through their shop on a daily basis. Maybe the worker was just trying to figure your dynamic out. Nobody usually can. You kinda wanted to ask what they think it is. Sometimes the Dagger Squad likes to guess but none of you have ever told any of them how your dynamic actually works. They tend to guess wrong, assuming Jake is a bratty sub and Bradley doms Jake and then most often they guess that you domme them both. Assuming probably due to Bradley’s size and demeanor and the sass that oftentimes flows out of both your and Jake’s mouths and the way both of your boys follow after you all the time. Even the other day the whole squad asked Bradley and Jake if they were done pouting from the night before when you flirted with that guy because they were all sure you put them in their place and not the other way around at all.

When the worker handed Jake the bag, they told you all to have a nice day and, “Have fun!” which made Jake blush bright red and Bradley laugh. You grinned. Now you really wanted to ask what they thought. You’re sure whatever vibe you three give off isn’t correct which you really enjoy. In your relationship Bradley doesn’t have to be the stoic leader he tends to portray at work (or so you’ve heard) plus the show off-y/golden retriever-y personality that’s often seen at the hard deck. Instead Bradley just gets to follow Jake’s orders and gets to be taken care of and showered in as much love as he wants by both you and Jake, never having to try and impress either of you. Only sometimes does Bradley want to step up and take you on, usually as a way to get rid of excess energy or a way to work through things going on in his head which you’re happy to help with. Jake gets to have the control he craves and gets to dote on the both of you, handling everything like his type A personality wants. He is the end all be all of your relationship. The perfect daddy for you both. And you, well you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to. You tend to take a more passive role. Most often the epitome of pillow princess if the sass doesn’t come out which it often does. Jake loves when it does though. Using the strap on would be your first venture into the more active role. You were excited, especially if you did in fact get to fuck Jake eventually. Bradley doesn’t even get to do that often and even then Jake is still domming from the bottom. You’re hoping to maybe change that. Get him out of his head potentially.

You could barely contain your excitement to get home. Just in the last store you had smacked Bradley’s ass a total of ten times before Jake told you that you needed to stop and shot you a look that said “If you don’t stop you’re going to regret it.” As you looked at the dildos you quietly asked Bradley questions like “Is this the one you want inside you?” and “Wouldn’t this one feel so nice?” Bradley may have remained mostly quiet in the store giving off a more stoney facade but Jake and you both noticed the slight glassiness to Bradley’s eyes by the time you all headed back home. You’re sure the worker thought he was holding your hand to keep you under control or something, when in reality you were holding Bradley’s to lead him where you wanted and to keep him close to you and Jake. He likes to be close to you and Jake when his mind goes a little fuzzy and you love being the person he wants to snuggle up to.

It didn’t take long for you all to return home. The last store you went to was the closest to your house, not even five minutes away. When Jake realized that he raised an eyebrow at you and you just smiled sweetly back at him then blew him a kiss while he shook his head at your shenanigans. You really thought he would have caught on quicker than that. Must be losing his touch.

When you all arrived home, you raced into the house with your bag while Jake and Bradley got out of the car and into the house at a normal speed, Bradley’s mind came back to himself on the car ride home.

By the time they made it into the house together, you had already slipped the strap on onto your body over your clothes. You giggled as you swung your hips side to side watching the dildo swing to and fro. Both Bradley and Jake started laughing when they walked in the house and saw what you were doing.

“How do you guys not do this all the time? This is so amusing,” You said as you continued swinging your hips.

Jake shrugged, “The amusement wore off after a while. I don’t know about Bradley but I stopped doing stuff like that when I was like 15.”

Bradley laughed, “What are you talking about? You literally yelled for me to come into the bathroom the other day because you were holding your towel up by your dick and you were so proud of yourself.”

“Someone needed to see!” Jake said gesturing to his crotch. “It was awesome!”

Bradley laughed again, shaking his head at Jake then walked over to you when you stopped moving your hips and batted at the dildo causing it to pull down then bounce back up.

“That’s a pretty impressive dick you got there, baby,” Bradley said with a grin as he wrapped a hand around it and wiggled it around.

You shrugged and tried to keep from laughing as he wiggled it, “I know. We all knew I would have an impressive dick. Mickey said that I just scream big dick energy.”

Jake laughed from behind Bradley, “Was that when he was asking you about fucking us?”

“Why are your friends so interested in our sex life?” You asked as you looked between the two of them, leaning slightly to look around Bradley to Jake. “And why do they always ask me? Why can’t they ask you two awkward questions.”

“Because it’s an abnormal relationship, not to us of course, but you don’t generally know of people being polyamorous so they’re naturally curious and there’s different types of poly relationships so even if they did know of one they might not have all been together like we are. Plus, they all try and get us to tell them about it all the time but we don’t say anything so they’re hoping to wear you down. You’re probably the most likely to spill the beans, babe,” Bradley said and then kissed the top of your head then nuzzled his face into your hair.

You huffed and stomped your foot, “Am not! Jake never shuts up! He’s most likely!”

Jake smirked as he walked over to the two of you and swatted your butt, “You wanna watch what you’re sayin there, princess? Or do you want to get in trouble again? Either way I’m happy to oblige.”

You scowled at Jake and raised your middle finger up at him, “Don’t be an ass. It’s not cute.”

“Wasn’t trying to be cute,” Jake grumbled and furrowed his brow.

Bradley stepped between the two of you and wrapped himself around you from behind, nuzzling his face into your neck, while he shuffled you farther into the house, “If we could not have fight that would be appreciated. I don’t want to explain to our coworkers how I had to kick Jake’s ass because you two started a fight.”

You grinned and squished your face against his and nuzzled cheek to cheek, “Aww, you would fight Jake for me?”

Bradley nodded and kissed your cheek, “Mama Carole would come back to haunt my ass if I let anything happen to you.”

You both could hear as Jake scoffed, “I would never try to punch our girl, Bradshaw. Nor hurt her in any way she didn’t want. You should both know that. Same goes for your ass, too.”

Bradley turned back to Jake and shrugged, “I don’t know that. You’re a wildcard, Seresin. Gotta defend my girl’s honor.”

“She’s my girl too!”

Bradley wrapped his arms back around you and lifted you up to throw you over his shoulder, “Not right now she’s not.”

You giggled despite a dildo being squished directly into your belly as he settled you on his shoulder and took off running with you up the stairs.

“Girlfriend stealer!” Jake yelled as you heard him hot on Bradley’s heels. You looked up and he was almost within touching distance quickly, as Bradley made it to the top of the stairs before he wrapped his arms around Bradley’s middle to slow him down and pulled Bradley back towards himself as he dug his heels down.

“Nooooooo! She’s mine!” Bradley yelled and held onto you tight as he was slowed down, dragging Jake a little before finally coming to a complete stop.

“Now I’ve got you both right where I want you!” Jake said then grinned as he walked around to Bradley’s front with his arms still wrapped around his middle and kissed him.

“In the hallway?” You asked cheekily then squeaked as you felt a hand come down onto your ass.

“Yes, you brat, in the hallway, that’s clearly what I meant,” Jake said and you just knew he rolled his eyes when he said it, not that you could see. The only view you currently had was the floor and Bradley’s back and butt, not that you’d ever complain about that. You were quite fond of that butt. Jake’s too.

You could hear Jake and Bradley once again kissing, so you reached down and pinched Bradley’s butt.

“Oww!” Bradley said and reached around to rub the spot you pinched. “Okay, she’s all yours. Not sure I want her anymore.” He leaned down slightly and slid you off his shoulder and onto your feet, in between himself and Jake.

“That’s not even true. You love me,” you said and pouted up at him.

Jake wrapped his arms around you and pulled you against him, “No, no. You’re all mine now. I get to love you exclusively.”

You watched as Bradley’s eyes got big and a pout formed on his lips, “No! I take it back. She’s mine too! We can share.”

“What if I don’t want to share?” Jake asked as he kissed the side of your head.

“Tough shit,” Bradley said as he stepped closer to the two of you and leaned down to kiss you.

You giggled against his lips, these childish fights were one of the reasons you loved these two so much. It was never boring in your house. Jake and Bradley apparently used to have a rivalry between the two of them, not that you were around for any of that, and had put it in the past but that didn’t mean they didn’t still poke fun at each other. Even when they started dating each other before you can along, they would playfully tease each other and keep the rivalry going playfully. It increased when they met you. You actually gave them something to compete over, not that you were a trophy or anything, they just thought it was funny to try and one up each other. They had been doing it since the start of the relationship.

You happily kissed him back as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He leaned down and ran his hands down your back, between you and Jake, and grabbed the inside of your thighs and hefted you up. You wrapped your legs around his middle while his hands rested on your butt. He took steps backwards until he pulled you all the way away from Jake and then pulled his face away from you and ran into the bedroom, slamming the door behind him. He threw you on the bed, resulting in a scream from you, and jumped up onto it beside you and laid on his side with a hand holding his head up and a grin plastered on his face.

Jake came running in after you both, throwing the door open to find Bradley relaxing on the bed and you laughing as hard as you can.

“Nice of you to join us, Jake,” Bradley said as he grinned.

Jake rolled his eyes, “You think you’re slick?”

Bradley nodded, “I do and it was.”

Jake shrugged and walked towards the bed, “You’re right. That was actually impressive. I wasn’t expecting that.”

“If you knew what was happening that would have defeated the purpose, babe,” Bradley said and flopped onto his back and held his arms out towards Jake. Jake laughed and flopped down on top of Bradley which made Bradley make a soft “ooof” noise.

Bradley smiled and wrapped his arms around Jake, one hand finding it’s way into Jake’s hair where he started to lightly scratch. Jake moaned in happiness and buried his face in Bradley’s chest placing an arm along either side of Bradley.

You watched as the two of them loved on each other. For as much teasing that happens between the two of three of you, heck the three of you, there’s also an enormous amount of love as well. With the type of dynamic that works for the three of you in the bedroom, there has to be a huge amount of trust and you’ve all certainly attained that together and fallen deeply for each other in the process.

You smiled as Jake held out a hand to you, clearly not wanting you to be left out. You placed your hand in his and he started to pull at your hand until you scooted your body closer and closer until he could put his arm around you and pull you against Bradley and him.

“Much better,” Jake said into Bradley’s chest. Bradley chuckled and placed a hand in your hair as well, scratching at your scalp. You closed your eyes and sighed happily. There was nothing better in the world than this. Not a thing. It was perfect.

“The fuck is poking me?” Jake said as he lifted up slightly and looked down. “Oh shit, I totally forgot you had that on.” He poked at the dildo that was still in the harness sat on your hips.

“Oh yeah! I kinda forgot I had that on too,” you said and wiggled your hips.

Bradley took a deep breath, “S-stop that!”

Both you and Jake looked up to see Bradley’s eyes closed then looked at each other, a grin played on both of your lips.

“Aww, puppy, I can feel you getting all excited,” Jake said as he rolled his hips against Bradley’s body which caused a whimper to fall from Bradley’s lips.

Jake pushed himself up until he was straddling Bradley’s hips and looked down at the other man who blinked his eyes open to look up at Jake and groaned seeing him straddling him and placed his hands on Jake’s hips.

Jake rolled his hips once, grinding his hips on Bradley’s, then looked towards you, “Princess, were you gonna fuck puppy with your clothes on? Because if not why don’t you head into the bathroom and get ready.”

You nodded then rolled off the bed. You took one last look at your two boys, Jake had leaned down to start kissing Bradley while you got off the bed, he had linked their fingers together and put them beside Bradley’s head on either side. Jake pulled away from Bradley’s lips to wink at you and blow you a kiss before he leaned back down.

You giggled before heading into the bathroom. You looked down at yourself. Did you want to keep any of your clothes on? The three of you have watched pegging porn previously, to see if that was something you all would be into, and sometimes the women kept their clothes on but not always. You decided to keep your bra and underwear on but take your shirt and jeans off. You slipped the strap on back up over your hips and tightened into position. You looked at yourself in the mirror. It was weird seeing a dildo attached to yourself but amusing nonetheless.

You stepped back out into the bedroom and saw a naked Jake kneeling beside the bed behind a naked Bradley who was bent over the bed. Jake had three fingers sliding in and out of Bradley while Bradley moaned and whimpered.

Jake smiled when he noticed you come back into the room, “Hi princess.”

“Hi daddy,” you said as you walked over and stood next to Jake.

Jake smacked Bradley’s ass, “On the bed, puppy. Hands and knees.”

Bradley scrambled onto the bed and got into position. Jake climbed up on the bed after him and used one hand to press Bradley’s chest down onto the mattress then held out a hand to you.

You took his hand in yours and followed as he gently pulled you towards them, “I think this is going to be the easiest position for you.” He guided you behind Bradley and had you climb up onto the bed and kneel up behind him. “It’s okay if you get tired or want a break, okay?”

You nodded.

“I need words, princess,” Jake said as he slid a hand down Bradley’s back, who shuddered from the touch.

“Yes daddy. I understand,” you said.

Jake smiled and leaned forward to kiss you then helped you shimmy your body as close as can be behind Bradley, “Color puppy?”

Bradley turned his face to the side, “Green.”

“Color, princess?” Jake then asked you.

“Green. Color, daddy?” You asked Jake looking at him.

“Green. Go ahead, princess, make puppy feel good,” Jake said as he helped you line up with Bradley’s hole.

Bradley’s eyes widen as you push in and you hear something mumbled into the sheets that he bunched up near his face.

Jake reached over and pulled Bradley’s head up by his hair, “What was that, puppy?”

Bradley shook his head and whined.

Jake nodded towards you, “Princess, can you pull back out and push in again? I want to hear what puppy has to say.”

You nodded and followed Jake’s instructions.

Bradley bit his lip to once again try and hold in the noise.

Jake softly pulled his lip from between his teeth, “Puppy, you know better. Stop that.”

Bradley took a deep breath, “K.”

You once again pulled out and pushed back in and you all hear exactly what Bradley had been trying to hide, “Mommy!”

Jake grinned at you, “Well isn’t this a fun development? Finding out all sorts of new things about puppy.”

Bradley whined and you ran a soothing hand over his back.

“Is daddy being mean to you, baby boy? What a mean daddy. It’s okay, who’s gonna take care of you, baby?” You asked.

“Mommy,” Bradley gasped out quickly, breathing heavily.

You smiled. Yeah, you like this.

“Good boy,” you murmured to Bradley before you pulled your hips back slightly and pushed them back in causing a sharp inhale from Bradley.

You looked up and met Jake’s eyes to wink at him before he shifted his gaze back to where you were entering Bradley.

Bradley whined and pushed his body back towards yours, “Mommy…. Please…. Mommy!”

“What do you need, puppy?” You asked as you continued your soft hip movements.

“Need more, please,” Bradley whimpered out. “Please mommy!”

You ran both hands up his thighs teasingly before gripping onto his hips to help you push and pull easier, “What a polite boy.”

Jake laughed, “Of course he’s being all good for you, you’re the one fucking him.”

You shrugged as best as you could while still gripping Bradley’s hips to keep a steady pace, “He’s always a good boy. You pouting, daddy?”

“Maybe a little.”

You giggled, “Did I take your favorite toy away?”

“No, my two favorite toys are busy with each other,” he said as he ran a hand along Bradley’s back and rested it on the back of his neck which caused Bradley to look up at Jake.

“I’m sure puppy would be more than happy to include you. It’d give him something to do with his mouth,” you said as you looked down at Bradley who was practically drooling on the sheets. He started nodding once he realized what you had said to Jake and made grabby hand motions towards him and whined.

Jake crawled up towards the head of the bed and placed himself in front of Bradley, “You need something in your mouth, puppy?” Bradley enthusiastically nodded at that as he watched Jake come closer to him. You slowed your thrusts down as the two situated themselves. Bradley lifted up onto his hands as Jake scooted himself partially under Bradley. Bradley looked up to meet Jake’s eyes, waiting for the go ahead, with his mouth falling open and tongue hanging out in anticipation. Jake nodded and Bradley quickly dropped down onto his elbows to partially take Jake’s dick into his mouth, after letting some spit run down the length Bradley tightly grabbed what wasn’t in his mouth causing Jake to moan as he threw his head back. You could see his thighs twitch as he stopped himself from thrusting forward into Bradley’s warm, wet mouth.

You continued with your shallow thrusts until you could tell Bradley had started to get impatient. He started to push back towards you as he pulled his head up almost off Jake to tongue at his sensitive head which caused Jake to slip both hands into Bradley’s curls as he swore. You knew from first hand experience just how great Bradley’s mouth could feel and by the looks of it Jake was thoroughly enjoying himself. Bradley wiggled his ass at you before leaning forward to take Jake fully into his mouth.

You chuckled then thrusted into Bradley a few more times, harder, to check that Bradley wasn’t going to choke or anything on Jake’s dick. That wasn’t what you wanted. At least not right now. You vaguely heard Bradley moan from around Jake which must have felt good since when you looked up at Jake, you saw him shudder.

“Puppy feel good, daddy?” You asked as you kept up with your new pace, starting to vary the direction you were thrusting from.

Jake nodded as he gripped Bradley’s hair.

You giggled and ran your nails softly along Bradley’s spine causing him to shiver.

You continued thrusting with very slight variations to the angle until you heard Bradley gasp and watched Jake’s entire body go rigid.

“Do…. Do that again, princess,” Jake panted out, barely opening his eyes to look at you.

“Okay, daddy,” you said as you made sure to make the dildo hit the same spot inside Bradley, you noticed as you did that Bradley was digging his blunt nails into Jake’s legs which probably matched what Jake’s nails were doing to Bradley’s scalp.

You thrusted a few more times before Jake’s entire body tensed and he shallowly thrusted into Bradley’s mouth four times while he grunted a few times before relaxing with a sigh.

After he took a few breaths he pulled Bradley’s head off him, which resulted in a whimper coming from Bradley as he tried to stay sucking on Jake. “No, all done, puppy. Lift up,” Jake said and Bradley sighed before he licked Jake clean twice more before he was pulled off harder and Bradley finally fully relented with a pout. Jake scooted himself down farther until he was face to face with Bradley so he could kiss him, tasting himself on Bradley’s tongue. Jake ran both hands down Bradley’s back until he met one of your hands on Bradley’s hip and wrapped the other around Bradley’s dick. Bradley pulled his mouth away from Jake and buried his face as well as he could when Jake started to stroke Bradley in time with your thrusts hitting his prostate.

Bradley started to pant before he came with a shout, making his and Jake’s stomachs a mess. You continued thrusting into Bradley until he slumped forward onto Jake’s chest. Jake wrapped his arms around Bradley quickly and placed a kiss to his temple. You pulled out of Bradley slowly, still making the exhausted man whine as you did so but he was quickly shushed by Jake who snuggled him impossibly closer.

You got up and shimmied out of the harness before you headed into the kitchen to grab a snack and some waters then hurried back. You handed Jake a water which he took then shimmied himself and Bradley up a little so he could help Bradley take a few sips. You climbed up onto the bed and opened the banana to break it into smaller bite sized pieces which you held out in front of Bradley’s mouth which he took slowly, each time being showered in praise by both you and Jake.

After his drink and his snack, Bradley was quick to fall asleep wrapped between both Jake and you. You ran your fingers through his hair while Jake held him firmly against his chest.

“Did you have fun, darlin?” Jake asked as he looked over at you.

You nodded, “Yep! I think it was a very successful first time.”

Jake chuckled, “Agreed. Do you need anything? Are you all good?”

You nodded again, “I’m all good. This wasn’t about me.”

“But that doesn’t mean you need to ignore your needs,” Jake said with a pointed look.

You shook your head, “I promise I’m all good and I do not need anything but a nap.”

Jake sighed and reached up to brush some hair out of your face, “I’m getting you off when we wake up.”

“Deal,” you said with a giggle.

“Love you, baby,” Jake said as he blew you a kiss.

“Love you, Jakey. And Brad Brad. So much,” you said back.

Bradley mumbled something in his sleep that may have been “love you” but you’re not sure. You snuggled up to Bradley’s back and kissed his shoulder before both you and Jake finally followed Bradley into dreamland.

You woke up a few hours later to both boys laying on your legs as they “quietly” (or so they thought) fought over who would get to wake you up with their tongue, both got annoyed at the other for being so loud but thankfully you knew exactly how to quiet them both resulting in two orgasms for you.

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gennyanydots · 1 year ago

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You would be surprised…

I’ve been working on the third part for a while which should be out soon and you will be able to read exactly how it turns out!

I’m Just Now Feelin’ Feisty

Jake “Hangman” Seresin x f!reader x Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw

Masterlist

18+ only

Warnings: Explicit. 18+ only. Female reader. MMF threesome. Daddy kink. Sir kink. Rimming. Anal fingering. Spanking. Punishment. Gagging. D/s themes. Actual Switch!Rooster. Dom!Jake. Bratty sub!reader. Color system. Fingering. Unprotected and protected sex (p in v, anal). Oral(male receiving). Throat fucking. Cum eating. Pegging mentioned. Masterbation. PWP but just barely.

AN: Am I that comfortable writing smut yet? Nope! Did I let that stop me from jumping head first into writing a threesome? Nope! Do I feel awesome about this fic? Nope but here it is.

Bradley shivers feeling the flat of Jake’s wet tongue against his entrance, Jake’s hands pulling his cheeks apart to get in as deep as he could. Bradley lets his eyes droop closed as his head falls forward in between his hands. His back arches out of instinct and he buries his face in the sheets.

Bradley bites his bottom lip to try to suppress his wanton moan but gasps when a firm hand comes crashing against his left ass cheek and he hears a stern, “No.” Bradley can feel the spit running down onto his heavy balls before dripping onto the sheets below. He can feel every drop fall. He shifts his hips to encourage more but all he gets is a chuckle against his skin and a pinch to a cheek. If Bradley’s head was clearer he would have some sort of smart response for Jake but right now he can’t even put a coherent sentence together.

You moan watching the scene play out in front of you which causes a sharp glare from the beautiful green eyes from behind Bradley. You pout and cross your arms over your chest. If they didn’t want that sort of a response from you then why make you watch?

“Puppy,” Jake’s deep voice says, taking a short break from his task at hand, “Can you please do me a favor?”

“Anything, daddy,” Bradley practically sighs out against the sheets. The answer probably more instinct at this point just to say something in acknowledgement of anything Jake says just to keep Jake doing whatever Bradley wants.

“Remind princess why she’s in trouble for me, please,” the deep voice says before returning to licking Bradley, who gasps and wiggles as he lifts his head to meet your gaze. His unfocused brown eyes meet yours and you can see how glassy they are. It’s a wonder he could even find your eyes at all.

“Umm princess… You… uh…. Shit. Daddy, just like that,” a hand comes crashing down on Bradley again and he yelps. “Princess, you were bad.” He sighs after getting the sentence out, knowing he did what he was asked to like a good boy. If you knew whether Jake could see you or not you’d probably make a face or something.

It’s not like you didn’t know you were bad. You knew exactly what you did. Usually you don’t regret being bad. Usually your punishments were fun. This? This was different. This wasn’t fun at all.

You can hear a chuckle from behind Bradley, “How was she bad, puppy? Princess needs to know exactly what she did.”

You watch as Bradley pushes his hips back towards Jake, clearly missing the stimulation from Jake’s mouth. You can see your daddy grab the lube and the condom from beside his leg. You want to roll your eyes and call Bradley a whore but that’ll just get you into more trouble and Mr. Good Boy over there will just continue to preen under daddy’s attention. Honestly? Rude.

You hear Bradley whine as Jake slips a finger inside Bradley and you have to bite your tongue to stop the sass you so badly want to slip out. You know better. Maybe if you’re good and Bradley continues whining and wiggling you can switch places and he’ll be bad for once in his life.

Another smack has Bradley talking as fast as he can, “Princess,youwereflirtingwiththatguyandthatsnotokay.” He sighs immediately after as you watch Jake’s hand start to move then slip another finger inside Bradley. You see Bradley immediately grip the sheets and once again drop his face against the sheets.

You smirk. You didn’t need to be told what you did but watching Bradley get all worked up was amusing.

It’s really not your fault. You were bored. And they were late.

They had told you to meet them at the Hard Deck at 6:00. So you were there at 5:55. You waited. And you waited. You can only scroll through your phone so many times. They never told you they’d be late. No text. No call. Nothing.

It was 6:30 when a man approached you and asked if he could buy you a drink. Who were you to say no? If anything you were being fiscally responsible! Saving money! It was only one drink. And then you couldn’t just ignore the poor man who bought you a drink. Just tell him to fuck off after buying you a drink? That’s just mean. So you flirted a bit. Nothing too crazy. A smile. A giggle. It’s not like you were going to do anything. You would never. Plus, why would you do something like that when you knew your boyfriends could show up at any time? Which they did. Then saw you chatting with an attractive man. The minute your eyes met their’s you knew you were in for it. Jake remained cool and composed, as always. Even came up and introduced himself to the man, thanking the man for keeping their girl company.

Bradley, however, was upset. Always ruled by his emotions. He was always just a bit anxious over you and Jake. Careful. Waiting for the other shoe to drop. Waiting for either of you to leave him like everyone else in his life. It’s been something the three of you have been working on, making sure he knows neither of you would ever leave him and that you both love him. Bradley immediately walked over and wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you tightly against him then turned your face to kiss you deeply, possessively.

Jake chuckled as he watched you two. He dismissed the man with a wave of his hand and got you each a drink from Penny. When you pulled away from Bradley, Jake immediately handed it to you letting you know you were going to need it for the night he had planned. You tried to nuzzle into Bradley’s neck but you were stopped with a firm, “No,” from the mustached aviator which caused you to sigh. Sometimes if you could calm Bradley down then Jake wouldn’t be as angry with you. This was not the case this time.

The three of you didn’t stay too long just long enough to have a couple more drinks while Jake and Bradley played a couple games of pool and you sat and watched them. Anyone who even thought of approaching the three of you were immediately glared at by Bradley. Even Phoenix backed away.

Jake ended up driving your car home while you rode with Bradley which was less than fun. He was silent the entire ride no matter how many times you tried to start a conversation. He didn’t even let you hold his hand.

Jake was already at the door when you two arrived and when you got to the door, with a kiss on the head each, you were both ordered into the bedroom. Where Jake stopped being Jake and turned into daddy and Bradley stopped being Bradley and turned into puppy or on special occasions- sir. And you? You’re princess.

When Jake came into the bedroom he had you go sit cross legged at the headboard then wait and told Bradley to take his clothes off then get on his hands and knees in front of you. Jake then took his clothes off, grabbed the lube, and took his place behind Bradley. That all led you to now. Bradley having the time of his life and you having to watch.

You watch as Jake leans up and kneels on the bed as he guides himself into Bradley. He makes sure to make direct eye contact with you while he slides in. A challenge to see who would look away first. It wasn’t you. Points for Princess. Once Jake had slid all the way in he couldn’t help but close his eyes to relish in the feeling while both he and Bradley moan. Maybe less points for Princess since you still sat there in your clothes while your boyfriends have sex directly in front of you. Heathens. The both of them.

As Jake starts to thrust inside of Bradley, you decide to keep your eyes on Bradley or rather watch anywhere on him that has nothing to do with what’s going on. Maybe that will help the ache in between your legs. You’re already annoyed with your body’s reaction to the scene in front of you. With every moan that falls out of Bradley’s mouth you can feel yourself clench out of habit. You’re annoyingly wet and to be honest just downright uncomfortable.

Anything would have been better than this. Overstimulation. Spankings. Denial. Anything.

And still they haven’t even said why they were late! They still had a hand in this whether they wanted to admit it or not.

You’re pulled from your thoughts by a stern, “Princess.” And you flick your eyes over to Jake’s face. He doesn’t even stop fucking Bradley to talk to you.

You make sure to smile your sweetest smile at him, “Yes, daddy?”

“Color?”

You sigh, “Green.”

“Good. Thank you. Why don’t you give puppy two of your fingers to suck on?” Jake shoots you a grin after he asks and gives Bradley a particularly hard thrust causing him to cry out.

Bastard trying to show off. “Are you sure, daddy? I know how much you like hearing puppy’s noises.”

“I’m sure, princess.”

You sigh then scoot closer to Bradley, who lifts his head and immediately opens his mouth for your fingers. You hold back from rolling your eyes to stick two fingers in his mouth, hoping that maybe listening will get you something.

Jake groans watching the two of you, “Look at my babies being so sweet for me. Such a good girl for listening, princess. And,” he slaps Bradley’s ass, “Such a good boy for taking me so well.”

You can feel Bradley’s groan against your fingers. You push them in farther to lightly gag Bradley and you hear Jake’s breath hitch so you do it a few more times and you get a groan out of Jake each time. You figure Bradley must be clenching down each time. This could work in your favor.

You look up towards Jake and his eyes are already on you, watching your every move.

“Princess?” Jake says as he runs a hand along Bradley’s spine.

“Yes, daddy?” You say sweetly and gag Bradley again.

Jake’s eyes shut and his hips stutter but he quickly regains his self control, “Can you tell me what you did wrong tonight?”

You look down and nod, “Yes, daddy.”

“What did you do?”

You worry your bottom lip before saying “I let a man buy me a drink and then I flirted with him a little bit but that’s all it was! Promise!”

Jake nods and slows down only grinding against Bradley who whines, “I know, princess. You would never do anything more than that. You love us too much. Plus, puppy would probably tear the person to pieces.”

Bradley nods the best he can and Jake laughs and smacks Bradley’s ass again and goes back to thrusting, “See? I’m right.”

You roll your eyes, “You’re always right.” You start to thrust your fingers in Bradley’s mouth in time with Jake. Bradley’s moans are getting louder and louder. You all know he’s close to losing it.

Jake winks at you and leans his body overtop of Bradley’s, placing one arm to hold himself up near Bradley’s back and slides the other down Bradley’s hip and around to his front to grab his dice, “Aww puppy you gettin’ close, darlin’? You wanna cum?”

Bradley nods and you pull your fingers from his mouth. Bradley immediately starts to whine and Jake chuckles.

“Princess, you’ve been so good for daddy. Why don’t you climb off the bed and take your clothes off?”

You didn’t need to be told twice. You immediately scramble off the bed and make quick work of taking all your clothes off. While you do that you glance over at your boyfriends and see them talking quietly together while Jake continues to fuck Bradley. God, they’re beautiful together. You watch as Jake’s entire body goes rigid and his eyes roll back in his head.

Jake’s catching his breath as you climb back on the bed and lay on your side watching them, he smiles at you, “Good girl, princess.”

Jake kisses Bradley’s back and whispers to him before pulling out. You can hear the hitch in Bradley’s breathing. Jake stands up and heads to the bathroom before coming back out with a washcloth and cleans Bradley up, then heads back into the bathroom when he’s done.

Bradley stands up and stretches a little before grabbing Jake, who was coming back into the room after cleaning himself up, and kissing him hard. They lean their foreheads against each other as Jake tells Bradley something which he nods at. They separate and Bradley walks out of the room while Jake lays down on his side next to you and kisses you gently a few times. He pulls away grinning when he hears Bradley return. Bradley tosses him a couple water bottles before finishing the one he was drinking from then puts it in the trash can.

Jake kisses you once more before sitting up with a grin, “Good luck, Princess.”

You look at Jake confused before you look over at Bradley who is staring intensely at you. It’s then you realize that Bradley’s still hard. You gulp.

“Puppy?” You say timidly.

“Try again,” Bradley says taking a few steps towards the bed.

“Sir….” You say softly, watching him.

Bradley nods and climbs onto the bed to push you down so your back is against the mattress then moves over top of you keeping his chest off of you so just your legs are intertwined, “Good job, princess.”

“Thank you,” you say quietly which makes Bradley grin.

“What you don’t want to talk now? You wouldn’t shut up in the car,” Bradley says leaning down to kiss you softly, so soft you barely feel it.

You whine.

“Color, princess?” Bradley asks softly in your ear.

“Green,” you say closing your eyes as you feel him nuzzle into your neck. He starts to place soft kisses down it until he reaches your collarbone and bites down on it.

“Ow!” You gasp out as he releases you then chuckles.

“Gotta cover you in my marks, baby,” Bradley says then laves over the bite with his tongue and kisses back up your neck to suck a mark into the side of it.

You roll your eyes, “Possessive.”

Jake laughs from beside you, “Who him? Possessive? The man who covered me in hickies, bruises and bite marks before sending me off on my last deployment? Couldn’t be him.”

Bradley, not stopping his task at hand, reaches an arm out and lightly smacks Jake’s chest while Jake just laughs at him. You hear a muttered, “Asshole” against your skin and you bite your lip to keep in a giggle.

“He’s a puppy. Has to mark his territory,” Jake says with a grin and ruffles Bradley’s hair.

Bradley leans over and bites Jake’s arm and Jake immediately grabs and tightens his hand in Bradley’s hair and turns Bradley’s head to look him in the eye, “Don’t be a brat, puppy. I can easily turn this around and I don’t think it would be hard to convince princess to help me. Play nice.”

Bradley whimpers, “Yes daddy.”

Jake smiles and let’s go of his hair, “Good boy.”

Bradley leans over and purses his lips and Jake rolls his eyes before leaning down to kiss Bradley before Bradley returns his focus to you.

You smile as his eyes meet yours, “You can cover me as much as you need.”

Bradley sighs a little and nods and leans down to bite and suck at your collarbone.

“Mine,” you hear him mutter against your skin and you nod.

“Yours. All yours. Yours and daddy’s,” you say and run a hand through Bradley’s hair scratching along his scalp causing him to groan. Just like any other puppy, Bradley loved to be petted.

Bradley gives you a particularly sharp bite while his hands find your hips and his fingers dig into you.

He lifts his head to look at you, “You didn’t act like ours earlier. You know better.”

You whimper and nod, “I’m sorry. You were late though.”

Jake uses a hand on your chin to turn you to look up at him, “While we are sorry we were late and that we didn’t tell you, it doesn’t excuse your behavior. You do not talk to strange men. You do not accept drinks from them. We pay for your drinks. You are ours to take care of.”

You nod, “I know. I’m sorry.”

Jake grins, “It’s okay, baby. You’ll make it up to us. We have all night.”

You whine as you feel one of Bradley’s fingers circle your clit. You bite down on your bottom lip before you feel a hand on your cheek and the thumb gently pulls it out of your mouth, “No baby, sir needs to hear every noise you make. Okay? Be a good girl for him?” You nod and look up at Jake and then Bradley.

Bradley leans down and kisses you hard. Your teeth knock together but you don’t even notice as you feel him shift his hand lower to thrust two fingers inside of you. The moan you let out is muted against his lips and your eyes fall shut. It only takes Bradley a few tries before he’s brushing against the spot that makes your body rigid and he grinning against your lips as soon as he finds it. He chuckles at your gasp and leans up away from your mouth and you try to chase him but you feel a hand on your chest and you turn your eyes to Jake.

You watch Jake shift down on the bed, laying down on his side next to the two of you. Jake leans over and takes one of your nipples in his mouth and uses a thumb to rub the other one.

While you’re distracted, Bradley takes the opportunity to line up and thrust in causing him to moan and you to cry out. He moves his hand back to your clit and continues his previous circling while you get used to having him inside you.

When you give him a little nod and open your eyes again, Bradley starts to thrust into you at a slow pace moving so both hands are gripping your hips. He moans closing his eyes at the warm, tight, and wet sensation that surrounds him. His hips start to gain speed.

Jake groans watching Bradley glide in and out of you, Jake’s own dick once again stirring to life. He bites down on the nipple in his mouth before letting go and wrapping a hand around his length.

You huff watching Jake wrap his own hand around himself and you making a grabby motion towards him which causes him to chuckle, “You want something, princess?”

You nod and whine at him continuing to make grabby motions.

“Use your words.”

“Want it. Want your cock. Please, daddy,” you whine out while Bradley starts to thrust deeper and harder into you.

Jake sits up again and kneels next to your body bringing himself close enough for you to touch, “Is this how you want it?” You immediately wrap a hand around it and stroke it a few times before gently tugging at it and huff out a, “No.”

Jake shifts up towards the head of the bed and you awkwardly keep your hand on him, “How do you want it then?”

You pout, “In my mouth. Want it in my mouth.”

“Good girl, princess,” Jake says as he shuffles his body closer to you so you can at least take the head in at an awkward angle. You put your hand around the length of it that isn’t in your mouth and whine at him, pleading with your eyes.

“So needy,” Jake says as he looks towards Bradley and winks.

Bradley chuckles and pulls out then uses your ankles to pull you down the bed and turns you so your head is hanging off the end of the bed, making you yelp in surprise, then slips back inside you. Jake takes his place standing closely to the edge of the bed then guides his cock into your mouth with a groan as he feels your tongue slide along his length, “Gonna fuck your throat, princess.” Jake smiles feeling one tap against his leg, the system the three of you have in place if one of you can’t talk that follows your normal color system. One tap for green. Two for yellow. And three for red.

Jake watches you take him in your mouth then gives a few half thrusts into your mouth while you let your throat relax. He chuckles when he feels a large hand grope at his chest and shifts his eyes over to Bradley who grins at him and flicks his nipple causing him to groan. Jake puts a hand at the back of Bradley’s head and pulls Bradley towards him, crashing their lips together.

A muffled moan leaves your lips as you watch them kiss. You move one hand to cover Bradley’s on your hip and the other to grab the back of Jake’s thigh. They pull apart and both look down at you with their foreheads against each other, not that you can see with your head hanging off the bed.

“Yes, we love you too, princess,” Bradley says and squeezes your hip.

“So much,” Jake says above you.

You trail your hand down the back of Jake’s thigh then back up when you get to the inside of it. You can feel his whole body shiver. You continue to trail your hand until you get to his balls and trail your fingers lightly over them. Jake switches from his half thrusts to full and you squeeze at his balls while simultaneously clenching around Bradley and you hear both of them groan out a curse.

Bradley’s hips slow down and you can hear him take a deep breath. He changes angles and suddenly his dick is hitting the perfect spot inside you. You wrap your legs around his waist to try and keep him exactly where you need him and he continues hitting it while he rubs your clit. Jake pulls out of your mouth quickly and you watch him fist his cock until he’s painting your chest with him cum. Bradley groans seeing your tits covered in Jake’s cum and he’s doubling his efforts on your clit, pleading with you, “Please cum, princess. Please. Please. Please. I need it. Be a good girl.” He then leans down and licks a stripe of Jake’s cum off of you and Jake moans watching.

You nod along with Bradley’s words and feel your body go stiff while your back arches off the bed then you cum, squeezing around Bradley’s dick which triggers his orgasm and he thrusts his dick deep, spilling inside of you. He gives a couple more half hearted thrusts before just staying inside as he tries to catch his breath. Once he does, he pulls out and Jake is right there to help you up more on the bed, “Don’t sit up yet, baby. You’ll get dizzy. Just lay down and we’ll take care of you.” You nod then they kiss you in turn before Jake is heading to the bathroom to get a cloth to wipe you up and Bradley is grabbing one of the water bottles he threw at Jake earlier, then props you up a little against his chest to give you some small sips of water. You smile and give Bradley a small, “Thank you,” as that’s all you can manage at the moment, after having Jake fuck your throat. Bradley kisses your head and buries his face in your hair as he wraps his arms around you after putting the cap back on the water bottle.

You hear the sink turn on then off a few minutes later in the bathroom and then Jake is heading towards the two of you, “Had to wait for it to warm up. I don’t want you to freeze your tits off while I’m cleaning you up. They’re my favorite.” You giggle softly.

“Like I’d ever let you do that. Plus, she has her own personal heater,” Bradley says into your hair, still buried there.

Jake rolls his eyes, “You’re annoying, Bradshaw.” Fondness seeping into every word. He gently cleans you up before throwing the washcloth into the laundry bin and climbs back in bed with the two of you. He lays on his side facing you both. He pulls at Bradley’s arm before you hear a huff behind you and Bradley is shimmying the two of you down some then rolls you both onto your sides facing Jake still with his arms wrapped around you. Jake grins and throws an arm over your hip, “Hi baby.”

You go to answer but Bradley beats you to it, “Hey butthead.”

You shake your head while Jake sticks his tongue out at Bradley, who reaches over and flicks his shoulder.

“Hey now, be nice, boys,” you say.

“He started it.”

“No I didn’t!”

“Yes you did!”

You awkwardly get a hand over each of their mouths and say, “Shhhhhhh.” Jake licks your hand while Bradley nips at it and you pull them both away, “Ew,” You say as you wipe your hand on Jake’s arm.

“Bet I can lick you somewhere that you wouldn’t ever say ew about,” Jake says cheekily as you snuggle into his chest.

“I’m sure I could do it better,” Bradley says against your hair.

“We could both do it better than that fuck you were talking to earlier,” Jake says with a laugh.

“I said I was sorry!” You huff.

“Doesn’t mean we won’t tease you about it endlessly,” Bradley says pulling you against him tighter.

“Yeah, yeah. Why were you late anyways?” You ask.

“Bradley wanted his dick sucked,” Jake says nonchalantly. “We lost track of time.”

“Bradley!”

“I’m sorry! I’ll make it up to you!”

You turn over and glare at him, “Oh you better! I got in trouble because you wanted a blow job!”

Bradley shrugs, “I personally had a great time.”

“I’m not talking to you anymore,” you say and turn back over to Jake.

Bradley clings to you, “Noooooo! I love you!”

You ignore him, “Hi Jakey. How are you?”

Jake laughs, “I had a great time, too.”

“I’m now not speaking to either of you.”

Bradley nuzzles into your neck, “Tomorrow I’ll spend two hours between your legs.”

“That’s a start.”

“I’ll take you out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,” Jake offers.

“Getting better.”

“Full body massage?” Bradley throws out.

“Better.”

Jake kisses your forehead, “We’ll get you a strap and you can fuck Bradley.”

“Really?!” You say excitedly.

“I’m down,” Bradley says.

“And I’ll set you off like I did him,” Jake says and kisses your forehead and you grin.

“I’m so excited,” you say with a wiggle.

“Better get your rest then,” Jake says.

Bradley leans close to your ear, “We’ll work up to you fucking Jake, too.”

“What was that?”

“Nothing!” You and Bradley say at the same time and giggle.

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Thank you! I’m so glad you liked it!

I had to let go of you just to get a hold of myself masterlist

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x f!reader

Jake’s felt numb for a while. Outside he hasn’t let anything show, he keeps his typical facade but inside he feels nothing. Nothing at all. Even the thrill of flying is waning and that’s what he left everything for. Soon he’ll have nothing. He’ll be an empty shell of a man.

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Part 14 Epilogue

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He’s the best!

"Wan dat, dada!"

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x wife reader

Summary: Jake sent his wife and his son out on a mommy/son weekend but didn't realize just how stubborn his wife's carbon copy is. Can anyone speak toddler? Hangman definitely can't.

Warnings- swearing.

Part of the Spitfire Universe not necessary to have ready anything else but helpful!

“Wan dat!”

Jake sighs as he places his forehead on top of his hands on the shopping cart handle to take a deep breath before looking back up at his tiny monster, “I know, baby girl, believe me I know you ‘wan dat’ but I don’t know what ‘dat’ is!”

“Dat!” his beautiful daughter says while vaguely pointing with her chubby little pointer finger that had just been in her mouth.

Jake shudders thinking of all the germs she’s now infested with. What’s with the fingers in the mouth? Why are they always there?

Focus Jake. Bigger fish to fry. He needed to figure out what his daughter wanted but the problem was he’s held every single thing up that he could guess that she was pointing at. They’ve been at this for at least ten minutes and they were both ready to lose their minds because of the other. He could seethe look on his daughter’s face getting more and more exasperated at her father. A face that matches her mother’s.

He doesn’t remember Eli being this stubborn. Eli could be distracted. When he was a toddler Eli was fine with not getting the exact thing he wanted. He had been happy just to be out and about with his daddy. Eli was still always happy when they went places together. He was never fussy.

His daughter though? She was a force to be reckoned with. At 19 months old she had everyone she knew wrapped around her chubby little finger. She was spoiled rotten and Jake wouldn’t have it any other way. Well… except right now. Right this very second he’s so close to losing his shit.

He’s a goddamn fighter pilot. He’s put in high stress situations all the time and he’s about to lose his shit due to a baby. A baby!

He can’t call his wife. He refuses to. He told her that he could handle everything while he shooed her and his son out the door for their mama and son weekend getaway, and he will handle everything. Probably. Hopefully. Fingers crossed.

“Dada! Dat!” Ella says while patting her father’s cheek with the hand that’s still covered in slobber.

Jake groans then pretends to snap his teeth at his daughter’s hand causing her to squeal with laughter. At least he can lighten the mood while he’s about to lose his own shit. He’s not sure which thing will be the last straw. His daughter yelling at him or being covered in her spit.

“What about ice cream, pretty girl? Hmm? Does ice cream sound good?” He offers.

She nods, “Mmmm and dat!”

Didn’t take the bait. Now he owes her two things and heaven help him if he forgets the ice cream.

“Okay, okay,” He says with a sigh. “I hear you. I promise. You want that.” He stands up and bends down slightly so he’s next to his daughter. “Okay baby girl show me.”

She wiggles in her seat then points, “Dat dat dat!”

He tries to follow her finger and her gaze, “The goldfish?”

“No!” She says, shaking her head with a huff. “Dada wan dat.” She then proceeds to start babbling, none of which is anything remotely close to a word that Jake can understand. Is she speaking a different language? That would be just like his wife to teach their daughter a different language just to fuck with him.

He can’t wait until she can speak. English. He needs her to speak English. He never thought he’d say that. Usually he wants his little baby girl to stay as little as possible. Now? Now he needs her to grow up just a little bit so he can understand her and then back to the staying little as long as possible thing. His son grew up way too fast. He’s too big. Jake’s spent hours watching his son sleep in his big boy bed with tears in his eyes, very manly tears, because of how fast his little boy is growing up. If he could squish his son a little bit so he was smaller again, he would. Maybe he could do the same for his daughter. It was way easier when all she did was cry, which is also something he never thought he would admit. Somehow the screaming and crying that Ella used to do was easier than trying to decipher this gibberish. Infants only really want like six things. He can handle six things.

“How about this princess,” Jake says as he picks Ella up from the cart seat and walks over to the row of shelves. “What do you want? What’s ‘dat’?”

Ella giggles and pats at some bags of snacks then wiggles in Jake’s arms.

Jake grabs one of the bags, “This is what you want?”

She shakes her head, “No.”

Jake sighs, “C’mon princess. Help me, help you.”

Ella babbles as she starts looking around then starts to wiggle even harder making it hard for Jake to keep a hold of her.

He hears a gasp behind him and turns while his daughter starts to shout, "Nanana! Nana!"

"My pretty girl, what are you doing here?!" Penny says as she walks up pushing a shopping cart half full of items.

Ella continues to wiggle in Jake's arms before he finally sets her down and she toddles her way to her grandma with her arms raised while squealing in excitement.

Penny leans down to pick Ella up and hugs her close, "Are you being such a big helper? Helping daddy do the shopping since mommy is out of town? Yeah I know you are. Such a biggie girl being a helper."

Jake chuckles, "Yeah. Uh huh. Definitely a big helper and definitely not driving her poor father insane asking for 'dat' when he clearly has no idea what ‘dat’ means no matter how many times she repeats it.”

Penny laughs as she rocks Ella lightly back and forth in her arms, "The great Hangman doesn't understand his daughter? I'm shocked we've finally found something you can't do."

"Well hold on now, I didn't say I can't do it, I just said it's hard and I'm past frustrated at this point. We've been in this aisle for like 20 minutes by now and I am no closer to figuring out what she wants and unlike Eli she has some crazy laser focus that makes it impossible to distract her because whatever ‘dat’ is seems to be the most important thing in the world and she won’t take anything else even though I offered ice cream and instead she’s just getting frustrated and somehow I got covered in toddler slobber," Jake whines.

Penny raises her eyebrow, "You done?"

Jake huffs, "For now.”

Penny laughs as she bounces the toddler in her arms, "You know who she gets that laser focus from, don't you?"

Jake shrugs, "Her mother?"

Penny shakes her head while she walks over to the long line of shelves near Jake, "Oh no, not at all. Your wife gets distracted by the littlest of things. Your son takes after her. Your daughter however is all you. The attitude she has might be her mother but that focus is all from her daddy.”

Jake smiles a bit. He hadn't thought of that. He always just assumes his daughter got everything from her mother. She’s certainly beautiful like her mother and smart like her too. It would have never occurred to him that Ella got this from him.

“That stubbornness came from him too,” Penny adds with a snicker then in a sing song voice, “Uh huh. You’re a stubborn little thing just like your daddy here, aren’t you? Yes you are. Oh yes you are.” She tickles Ella’s belly who squeals with laughter again.

Jake grumbles under his breath about not being stubborn before Penny shoots him a look which promptly stops Jake.

“Okay Ella Bella, what is it you want?” Penny asks as she turns Ella towards the shelves.

Ella points her chubby little finger out again, “Dat! Wan dat, Nana!”

“The Teddy Grahams like you had at Nana’s house the other day?” Penny asks walking the two of them closer to the boxes of snacks all lined up neatly in a row.

“Yesh! Dat!” Ella says smacking the box filled with chocolate bear crackers before Penny grabbed a box and walked over to Jake’s cart and threw the box in.

“Problem solved. Here’s your baby,” Penny says with a kiss to Ella’s cheek before she handing Ella back to Jake as he just stares at Penny in shock.

“20 minutes. I stood here for forever and couldn’t figure it out and it took you less than one minute? What the hell?” Jake says as he turned to place his daughter back in the cart seat.

Penny scowls at him, “Language, Seresin. Better hope I don’t tell Mav or your wife.”

“I’m sorry, m’am. My bad,” He says while trying his best to look apologetic but at the same time ‘What the actual hell?!?’ It wasn’t fair. Is he just bad at understanding his daughter? He didn’t think he was. Does this make him a bad dad?

Penny lightly taps his arm with the back of her hand, “You tried your best. You didn’t know she has a new favorite snack that she tried at Nana’s house this week.”

Jake nods while listening to Penny. He did try.

Penny walks back to her cart after grabbing another box of the crackers and throwing it in her own cart, “Don’t forget about that ice cream you mentioned. Don’t want to set your daughter off again.”

Ella smacks her hands on her father’s who had put his hands back on the cart handle to start pushing again, “Dada mmmmm. Dada!”

Jake laughs, “I hear you, princess. Let’s go get you some ‘mmm’ at least that one I understand. Say ‘bye’ to Nana.”

“Bye bye, Nana!” Ella says before attempting to blow Penny a kiss.

Penny laughs, “Bye bye, sweet girl. Go pick out some yummy ice cream with daddy.” She starts to push her cart before stopping and turning towards Jake, “If you need any more help don’t hesitate to ask, Jake. Don’t stand in an aisle for 20 minutes getting upset at your toddler. We’re all here to help you be the best dad that you can be. Never forget that, okay?”

Jake sighs, “Thank you. Really. I appreciate it.”

Penny nods at him before continuing towards the end of the aisle to finish her shopping.

“Let’s go get you your ice cream,” Jake says as he grins at his daughter who looks up at him with a matching grin. Huh, maybe she has more of him in her than he thinks. Who would have thought?

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