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i wanna force a sexy older man kneel on the floor in front of me and do pickup sticks or jacks by himself until his knees hurt
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sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall
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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again
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can you break my crisp one hundred dollar bill into yucky pennies only
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god willing we all get bisexualer immediately. it's all we can do.
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