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It's MY The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner photo study and I get to choose the frames

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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♡.

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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We’ve gotten so repressed as a culture, at this rate nothing less than a whole new 1960s style “free your head” sexual revolution is going to help us.

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I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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dos games

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I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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i've always wanted to die with my jaw locked around someone so tight they have to break it to free themselves