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Sometimes when I'm upset I find pictures of the people I don't like, tape it onto a tree, and shoot the tree over and over again.

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I am literally with a woman. I didn't think it even had to be said.

Just found out that poets exist.

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WHY AM I IN YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE???? BLUR MY FACE AND AMAZING HAIR OUT OF THAT SHIT

Are all annoying "people" this dramatic, or just you?

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Oh no. I'm just so terrified😐

Just found out that poets exist.

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Who is Stephe n prince and why do you hate him

Similar reasons as to why I hate Philip.

Price and I had a duel the day before the one with Philip. The duel was Price's own fault, of course. Seeing as it's never my own.

For more context, Price was alongside Philip when he made the "incredible" decision to interrupt the play I was watching with Harriet.

Anyways, during the duel, neither of us ended up getting shot. Not once.

That is why I hate him. I'd even say I hate him more than Philip. Only because I never got the chance to shoot him.

To answer the "who" is Price part, though- he is one of the most annoying people to ever walk the earth. And he has horrible aim.

I hope that answers your question.

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Man, I can't decide who I should hate tomorrow.

Boat guy (he doesn't deserve to have a real name.)

Philip Hamilton.

Or... Stephen Price (4 missed shots. Four. Goddamn. Missed. Fucking. Shots.)

Someone do my job, and decide for me.

I can't hate them all on the same day, it's just too much work for me.

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Just found out that poets exist.

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She did not cheat on me.

Where are you people getting this information??

She hasn't. Yet.

I'm a whore for my fiancée, duels, dueling, dueling guns, bullets to duel with, places where it's legal to duel, New Jersey (everything's legal in New Jersey... such as dueling), the laws about dueling in New Jersey, dueling grounds, the person who created duels, the way God gave me free will to be able to duel, guns (not dueling ones), bullets not to duel with, guns that you can use to duel, bullets that you can use to duel, good aim, laws that say dueling is okay, and have i mentioned anything to do with dueling yet, by any chance?

I like duels.

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yo can you please calm down on the duel talk I’m starting to think you’re actually crazy💔

Me and my 51 drafts will be going elsewhere then😒

I am not going crazy, by the way. That already happened a long while ago.

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Yes.

WHAT DID THAT EACKER MF SAID ABOUT MY DAD

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I love when people ask if I regret the duel with Philip Hamilton. Like, no.

There's only one duel i regret, and it certainly wasn't the one with Philip.

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It's as if some parents just forget that they're actually supposed to teach their children basic things. Like manners, respect, how to not get shot, etc.

Yet, they all like to act so surprised when people finally get fed up and shoot their kids. As if that wasn't to be expected.

Tell me, Mr. Pulitzer, have you ever shot a child, or at least wished to?

I personally have, once. Tried to twice but failed the first time. It was the biggest regret of my life, not being able to shoot the first child.

If you haven't shot a child, or multiple, I'd recommend you do it before you're not able to anymore.

Like, you mentioned disliking someone named Jack? Why not shoot him?

You do only live once, after all.

Mr. Eacker I feel like we'd get along. I'm also demonized for my simple dislike for children when I clearly did nothing wrong!

((@aks-joseph-pulitzer))

Have you also been accused of shooting a child when you did no such thing, Mr. Pulitzer?

Either way, i agree with you. I feel like we'd get along, too.

We should have a conversation about our shared dislike for children, sometime.

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Some people exist when they shouldn't, and it's absolutely disgusting.

How i wish there was something that allowed you to just...... fix the simple mistake of them being alive.

Like duels, possibly?

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They should have thanked you, for the lesson you gave them. I don't understand why they would've insulted you, you seem rather nice after all.

For me, personally, I dislike a certain kid named "Philip."

He's one of the most disrespectful people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. Not to mention slightly overdramatic, as well.

I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as I hate Philip.

People really need to teach their kids manners.

Mr. Eacker I feel like we'd get along. I'm also demonized for my simple dislike for children when I clearly did nothing wrong!

((@aks-joseph-pulitzer))

Have you also been accused of shooting a child when you did no such thing, Mr. Pulitzer?

Either way, i agree with you. I feel like we'd get along, too.

We should have a conversation about our shared dislike for children, sometime.

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Hey so what’s your opinion on duels I feel like you haven’t been quite clear if you don’t mind me asking

I absolutely hate duels.

They're the worst thing to ever exist.

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Mr. Eacker I feel like we'd get along. I'm also demonized for my simple dislike for children when I clearly did nothing wrong!

((@aks-joseph-pulitzer))

Have you also been accused of shooting a child when you did no such thing, Mr. Pulitzer?

Either way, i agree with you. I feel like we'd get along, too.

We should have a conversation about our shared dislike for children, sometime.

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I'm a whore for my fiancée, duels, dueling, dueling guns, bullets to duel with, places where it's legal to duel, New Jersey (everything's legal in New Jersey... such as dueling), the laws about dueling in New Jersey, dueling grounds, the person who created duels, the way God gave me free will to be able to duel, guns (not dueling ones), bullets not to duel with, guns that you can use to duel, bullets that you can use to duel, good aim, laws that say dueling is okay, and have i mentioned anything to do with dueling yet, by any chance?

I like duels.