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[gerudoe]

We only need one letter for each sound and we have far too many for the c/k/q/x ones

Queens Collect Black Boxed Bouquets

--Could be--

Kweens kollekt blak boksed bokuets

Or with C or Q but not X please it's my least favorite it does absolutely nothing for us

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seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

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One of the worst things you can do is to make a purchase that isn't very good. There's very little way to recover from something like that

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YIPPEE WAHOO EYETEST IMAGERY

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'the greatest reveal in the history of media was-' no. the greatest reveal in the history of media was in the novel Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (1986), wherein after having spent the entire book up to this point in the fantasy land of Ingary, where fairy tales come true, it is revealed that the real reason that Howl is so odd, so strange, so different from everyone else is that he is not, in fact, like everyone else. and this is not because he is a wizard, or a layabout, or heartless--it is because he is Welsh. as in, he is from modern day Wales. as in, he and his pals from Magic World go for a quick trip to visit his family in Wales, circa 1984-6. and suddenly everything about Howl Pendragon aka Howell Jenkins suddenly makes a lot more sense

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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*

I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.

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I googled why is my dog panting at night and clicked on the first 8 websites (screenshots below)

What is this slightly reworded hellscape. Did they all use the same ai? Did they copy each other's homework and just reword it ??

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra

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Why is snacks acting like we all have protein deficiencies all the sudden

I don't want protein in everything can we switch it to secret fiber perhaps?

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I just saw gummy bears with added protein ?? Maybe I'm not the one losing it actually

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it is simply not a midwest festival without a corn pit

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my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww