gesserith-the-broker

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Fun facts about assassins:

They tend to be small and light.

They tend to hang out around high ledges.

They tend not to expect the stuffy contract guy to be buff.

They tend not to have good footing.

They make really funny noises when the fall.

[gesserith-the-broker]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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Oh. Dad home now. Bye byes. Lotsa fun talkings. Luv u all. Find a nice rock and gets warms.

"Oh, hey Pudge! Long day today. Ah, that's where I left my communicator. Thank you for taking care of it. I'm sure you had plenty of fun. Now let's get you some new food and water."

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

I am very luvable. Thanks yous.

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

Doin gud. Warms. Leik you. Cozy on ma rock.

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

"Sasha Ignatov, Dokuchi Reckoner with an Izzet background. As I'm sure you've guessed."

All images picked out from Canva and then edited a little, so there is a very high chance that they're AI generated, my apologies if they are.

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Hai Magic Lady. Tea gud. Dad lieks it when he's tired. Me too. Thankums.

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

Worms. Luvs da worms. Lettuce gud too. Mmm tasty.

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

Gud. Llotta foods in the tank. Heat lamp.

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

"Bye Pudge! I'll see you later!"

The door closes, as he leaves without his communicator. But another is there to relieve the burden.

REGISTERING NEW USER. TRANSLATING. ACCLIMATING. HELLO PUDGE.

Henlo. Am Pudge. Happy to be here.

[gesserith-the-broker]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Well, I've been tinkering for a good chunk of today, so with the help of Haruko, let me present: the Kami Kamera! Got a kami buddy that loves to take photos but lacks the abilities to do it? No worries, with the new Kami Kamera, you too can encourage your spiritual companion to take some cool selfies or environmental shots. Do inquire if this product peaks your interest. Have a wonderful day!

[gesserith-the-broker]

Introductions & Greetings

This blog is primarily serving as a point of contact for the Church of Dusk, located on the continent of Torrezon within the plane of Ixalan. This post will serve as a means of navigating this place and getting to know who is behind it.

If you think you have seen this blog and a post like this before -- you have. However, the previous blog has been shadowbanned, and this blog is a new recreation of the old one. The old blog is @dusk-legion-archive and posts from that blog, such as the short writing pieces and the like, are slowly being ported over to this one.

Here's hoping that Aclazotz doesn't get his claws on this one.

The following tags will be used on this blog, and this post may get updated sporadically:

Blog Upkeep Tags:

#the pontifex's desk - Asks, even if it is not the pontifex responding. #glimpses - Short writing pieces #fragments - Ongoing series of fics that are outside of the "usual" plots of various characters on this blog #from the archives - Short writings from the prior blog

Character Tags:

#pontifex posting - Pontifex Mavren Fein tag #paladin posting - Marshal Arturo Vazante tag >#vazante posting - various family members #priest posting - Condemner Lazaro Ayere tag >#ayere posting - various family members #cardinal posting - Cardinal Theodors Ayere tag #duellist posting - High Marshal Celino Guitirre tag #heretic posting - Herald Vito tag #winged death posting - Aclazotz tag

This post will eventually be updated with proper quick bios and the like for some of the more prominent characters, as well as other upkeep tags as they become relevant.

Here's hoping this blog can remain not shadowbanned this time.

[gesserith-the-broker]

Darkness is beautiful, once you learn to play with the shadow.

Anand Thakur

[gesserith-the-broker]

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there