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I am so sick and tired of seeing the trans women around me being slowly hot coaled into the closet and into essentially being forced back into "Men who would really love being women but Can't because they Aren't". It is so painful stop fucking doing this to our trans women. Stop forcing them to be "Fine" with being called dude bro man he and biologically male stop it stop it stop it you are killing her. You are killing her.

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Sometime you just find little guys

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My cup containing the two leatherleaf slugs I found back in June is suddenly filled with baby glublings!

Here is a quick illustration of the mother (?) leatherleaf surveying a smattering of tiny beans.

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My cup containing the two leatherleaf slugs I found back in June is suddenly filled with baby glublings!

Here is a quick illustration of the mother (?) leatherleaf surveying a smattering of tiny beans.

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My cup containing the two leatherleaf slugs I found back in June is suddenly filled with baby glublings!

Here is a quick illustration of the mother (?) leatherleaf surveying a smattering of tiny beans.

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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while the internet was throwing a fit about how much bodily autonomy women really have and how open sexuality is or isn’t feminist, a woman who was pronounced brain dead MONTHS ago after being let down HORRIFICALLY by the American health system had a one pound baby cut out of her. let me say this again: A WOMAN WITH A FAMILY TO RAISE DIED BECAUSE OF MEDICAL NEGLECT AND WAS KEPT ON LIFE SUPPORT AGAINST HER FAMILY’S WISHES SO THAT AN UNVIABLE FETUS COULD BE BORN. Women in America, especially in these total abortion ban states, do not have the right to their own bodily autonomy in life OR death.

Adriana Smith was taken off life support by her family, who now have to pay the bill to a hospital who put more value on a fetus than their daughter’s final rest. That baby boy is fighting for his life in the NICU and will grow up with innumerable health complications if he manages to survive. His brother has been stripped from his mother and watched her death be televised across the country, and the family HAD NO CHOICE! Put this anger against Congress, against the men who are actually killing women and setting us back 70 years. Again, the men in congress who are ACTIVELY pushing laws that end in the deaths of woman and our bodily autonomy will always, ALWAYS have more power over the country than a pop star. As long as these men are in power, and as long as they feel safe and fucking comfortable enough to do this to women, it won't matter if a girl is 'modest' or 'overly sexual' because at the end of the day the state has more rights to their body than themselves.

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LIFE IS GOOD AND IT WAS ALL WORTH IT TO GET HERE

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LIFE IS GOOD AND IT WAS ALL WORTH IT TO GET HERE

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LIFE IS GOOD AND IT WAS ALL WORTH IT TO GET HERE

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ok taking my tgel now [as soon as it touches my skin i grow a bushy beard my bodyhair grows and my voice deepens. and i become fatter, of course <3]

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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives