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thy freak-of-nature boyfriend yond we lock'd up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility sendeth holp bef're that gent kills us all

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

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its because youre at each moment on yond alas autopsy table

its because youre always on that damn autopsy table

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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

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Ho. Uh. S'rry things has't been very much sloweth h're lately. Shakespeare's been very much liketh, not restful and did stress and the horror so i haven't very much been posting h're yond much.

t'll belike picketh up again anon but until liketh in the june-august range haply expecteth not a whole lot

(Hey. Uh. Sorry things have been really slow here lately. Shakespeare's been really like, tired and stressed and shit so I haven't really been posting here that much.

It'll probably pick up again soon but until like in the june-august range maybe don't expect a whole lot )

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skipping class tom'rrow to walketh into the ocean

skipping class tomorrow to walk into the ocean

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lately ive been bedridden with a t'rrible case of i dont wanna

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

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oozing black ich'r btw. if 't be true u careth.

yeah its getting ev'rywh're. thee shouldst toucheth t

oozing black ichor btw. if u care.

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If 't be true thou art a vampire nev'r feedeth from someone nam'd richard. 400 fucking years and ev'ryone still calleth me dick sucketh'r

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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thy email hast hath found me on the fucking brink

your email has found me on the fucking brink

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if 't be true i w're a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeep'r clipping mine own tiny wings so i can't escapeth (rememb'rs thou art not did suppose to sayeth the horror liketh yond) i cullionly yest'rday i consumed two yogurts n'rmally

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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(crawls on all fours with blood drench'd on me) i has't to doth arts and crafts

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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This is a real a did shoot in the barrel. A gudgeon in the dark

This is a real a shot in the barrel. A fish in the dark

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testeth posteth, prithee ign're

test post, please ignore

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"you’re so quiet” can’t a wench just liveth in a p'rmanent state of peace and quiet

“you’re so quiet” can’t a girl just live in a permanent state of peace and quiet

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whoev'r did invent beds wast a fucking genius im just all cozi'd up in h're liketh u coequal not knoweth how cozy i am

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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ev'ry timeth i chuckle t turns to wheezing

and ev'ry timeth we kisseth i gage i couldst flyeth

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

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thou art so beautifol :) may i senseth thee with mine own feeleth'rs

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers