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It’s funny watching people say they want to see more men in Umamusume. Meanwhile I didn’t watch past the first episode because there’s a man who’s whole thing is just fucking molesting Special Week and then SURPRISE! He’s the trainer and everyone loves and respects him <3

The bar for women is in hell and y’all want it even deeper

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Some of y’all love to rush to police women in your fear that they might be “portraying misogyny” to the point that you’re setting an entire new set of unfair standards for women to hold themselves to

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so apparently there’s a tool to scrub yourself from reddit and it does this by editing all your comments into complete word salad which is all well and good until you’re having a niche issue and finally find a reddit thread where some dude is having the same problem as you like 6 years ago and it’s marked solved with only two comments and you open it up and the first comment is “waffle onion gorilla suspense cigarette fart” and the reply is “oh my gosh this worked!!! thank you so much!!!”

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nearly fucking choked in my gender clinic appointment today when asked “what would you do if you had thoughts of suicide or self harm now?” and all i could think to say was “i would get out there and vote”

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Big sister getting a feel while little sister sleeps? Call that sischievous

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woof woof woof ruff ruff wwwwuff :3 arruff ruff woof bark bark bark

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if you're reading this i hope your tits suddenly double in size and tear through your clothes today. preferably when it's most inconvenient <3

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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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god you’re so fat [flirtatious] [affectionate]

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i need someone to beat the shit out of me

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i need someone to beat the shit out of me

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i need someone to beat the shit out of me