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ugh this is so sick i am in love with powerpoint slide transitions in addition to gender transitions now

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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Some real life whales in the style of Dishonored Whales!

 Humpback Whale

 Narwhal

 Bowhead Whale

 Killer Whale

 Sperm Whale

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i love these <3

Stray Kids + Textposts (7/?)

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the thing that always gets me ESPECIALLY about autistic representation in media is that we are universally portrayed as happy-go-lucky, whimsical children, completely oblivious to the fact that the world constantly judges and scorns and HATES us.

We notice. I noticed. The reason I am as messed up as I am today is because i spent 20 LONG years in an environment where every day i was subjected to that. To noticing.

what an absolutely neurotypical view of us. Coddling themselves, getting to act like the way they treat us is fine because we don't understand that our peers dont respect us. Why would we? We're so subhuman to them, it's like asking if your cat notices you playfully insulting it.

Every autistic person I've ever met is on some level bitter and angry and TRAUMATIZED at their upbringing. Of having to go through school as the laughing stock, as the weirdo with no friends who no one wants to talk to, as the animal in the corner you can make do cheap tricks so they can experience some Simulacra of what genuine human connection is.

Now tell me, does it sound like I didn't notice?

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and i wanna get that piercing even more now, don’t i

♡ Showing Stray Kids Your New Belly Button Piercing {Curvy Babe Edition} ♡

♡ Shoutout to the sweetie that made this request. Every request I get is from the most darling folks there are & I love ya'll for that ♡

Pairing: boyfriend!skz x curvy!fem!reader

Genre: fluffy fluff

♡ Hyunjin ♡

is impressed that you got pierced to begin w/ & thinks you're a total badass for it

buys you jewelry to match every outfit. seriously every outfit

has a soft spot for the dangly kind of jewelry because of how it moves when he touches your belly

will probably get a piercing somewhere to match yours

♡ Changbin ♡

gets pouty because you didn't take him with you but lets it go when you give him kisses

immediately falls in love w/ it and can't stop holding you by the waist from every angle possible

keeps finding any excuse to get under your shirt to see it

can look at it all he wants but will end anyone he catches staring at you

♡ Lee Know ♡

swears he could've done it for you himself w/ a sewing needle & an ice pack. he probably could've

wants to know how much it hurt to gauge rather he wants to threaten your piercer or not

reads your aftercare instructions 101 times to make sure you're gonna be okay

finds this whole piercing thing sexy & wants you to get more

♡ Bang Chan ♡

let's be real, you can't do anything w/o him knowing. he's the one who drives you there

makes sure that you eat/hydrate before you get pierced because he can't let anything happen to his love

promises not to hover while it's getting done but totally does

babies you afterward with cuddles and belly kisses

♡ Seungmin ♡

thinks it's fake at first & tries to poke it

apologizes a bunch when he realizes it's real & he actually poked a fresh piercing

gets super protective of you, making sure you don't bump into things etc

keeps pulling your skirts/pants down a little to show it off even if they aren't technically supposed to fit that way

♡ I.N ♡

wants to know how badly it hurt out of morbid curiosity

falls asleep on your belly because he got distracted staring at your sparkly jewelry

you're the eternal little spoon cause it's the easiest way for him to play with it

asks if you're gonna dye your hair & join a punk band now. he encourages it

♡ Felix ♡

prepare to hear him say how beautiful it is a gazillion times over the next few days

will treat you like you got major surgery, keeping you comfortable & doing everything for you

takes you shopping for bikinis because now you must go to the beach w/ him every chance he gets

shows off how cute it is to anyone who's around like he's the one who got it

♡ Han ♡

follows you everywhere anyway so he's for sure there when you get it done

holds your hand from the moment you step into the shop even though the piercing itself takes 0.5 seconds

takes a bunch of selfies w/ it & posts it to his insta because you're so stinkin cute

has to be reminded over and over again that he isn't allowed to play w/ it yet but forgets & does it anyway

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Unspoken Healing

Context ; You were a retired artist going through emotional exhaustion, but today, your boyfriend, Choi Seunghyun, found you painting again, slowly regaining your interest in it.

i thought of this in class, heh...

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You were sprawled out on your bed, mindlessly scrolling through your phone. Dirty dishes sat on the counter beside you, while empty pill boxes and scattered clothes littered the floor. It had been a while since you last saw your boyfriend, Seunghyun, he has been busy with work overseas.

You gave him daily updates about yourself, and he did the same. He knew you weren’t doing well.

He was coming back today and planned to surprise you at your place, he brought your favorite sweets and a few keychains just for you, knowing how much you loved them.

You closed your eyes for a brief moment, setting your phone down on the bed beside you. Slowly, you sat up, your gaze landing on an empty canvas just a few meters away. You stared at it blankly, lost in thought.

Without a second thought, you slowly stood up, running a hand through your messy hair and adjusting your tank top before walking toward the canvas.

You tilted your head, studying the empty canvas as your eyes flicked back and forth to the table, where your art supplies were neatly arranged, untouched and covered in dust. You hadn’t touched them in over a month, you were just too... tired.

You moved your hand to grab a brush, dipping it into the paint before returning to the canvas. With your hands still trembling, you began to make strokes on the empty surface.

It had been over 10 minutes. The empty canvas was now covered in cool tones of paint, while tears silently rolled down your face. Tears..? You hadn’t even realized you were crying. You missed painting, the motivation you once had, the long hours spent sitting down, working on projects.

Seunghyun stood right at your door, adjusting his hair as he gripped the bags filled with the gifts he’d bought just for you. he slowly turned the doorknob, the key you’d given him before slipping easily into the lock. As the door creaked open, he saw you in a slouched position, your focus entirely on the canvas as you slowly brushed strokes across it. The room was quiet except for the soft, slow song playing in the background. Not wanting to ruin the moment, he gently placed the bags on the floor, his movements quiet. He stood there for a moment, observing you and the state of your home. 

It was quite messy. When you said you weren’t doing so well, did you mean until today? Seunghyun stood there, lost in thought, a feeling of upset settling over him. He walked up to you, picking up the clothes scattered on the floor and placing them on the couch. Hearing his footsteps, you turned around to face him, your hands still covered in paint.

‘’Ah... when did you get home?’’

‘Sorry for the sudden appearance, I just arrived.’’  he said, taking a step closer, hoping for a hug.

You showed him your hands, covered in paint, as a gesture that you might ruin his jacket. But he shrugged it off, pulling you into a hug. His arms wrapped around you, pulling you close, and for a moment, everything felt still. The weight of the past few weeks, the exhaustion, and the mess in your life seemed to fade as you stood there in his embrace. The comfort of his presence almost made you forget the tears still lingering on your cheeks. He didn’t say anything at first, just holding you quietly as if letting you take your time.

You stood up from the stool as he pulled away from the hug. Looking around, you realized you hadn’t cleaned your home and he walked through the mess without a word. As you stayed rooted in place, staring, at the same spot you’d been standing, he quietly sat down on the stool. Without saying anything, he reached for your waist, gently pulling you into his lap.

You were now sitting on his lap, facing the canvas. Seunghyun’s face rested gently in the crook of your neck, his breath warm against your skin. He stole glances at both you and the painting, his eyes soft as he observed the mess of colors you had created.

‘‘It’s beautiful.’’ he whispered softly, his voice warm against your neck as he continued to watch you and the painting.

‘‘It’s messy, I don’t-‘’ you mumbled, but before you could finish, he interrupted softly, ‘’I like it.’’

His hand softly brushed against yours, lifting your hand toward the canvas. ‘’Continue’’ he urged, his voice was soft and encouraging.

He held you gently as you sat on his lap, your hand moving slowly to continue the painting, with a soft song playing in the background, its melody soothing the tension in the room.

His presence was comforting, steadying you as you lost yourself in the strokes, the quiet rhythm of the moment filling the air.

The day went by with him helping you clean your house, his presence making everything feel lighter.  You hadn’t realized how much you needed him around until now.

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But I better get a grip, if I slip, if I trip If I drop in the hole in the road

FELIX // 'ReawakeR' MV

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so cute :-)

Not A Date - Lee Know

summary: a valentine’s hangout turns accidentally romantic when SKZ meddles—forcing you and minho to rethink your friendship

pairing: lee know x reader, skz squad

genre: fluff, humor

fic type: written + text

a/n: wrote this on a rush, I just got this cute request few hours ago but I really wanted to upload this on valentines day bc of the theme, happy valentines day my cuties 💜

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7th February, 7:15 pm:

It all started with a simple hangout plan between you and your friend, Minho.

12th February, 5:25 pm at SKZ Dorm:

The dorm was unusually loud, which was never a good sign. Minho sat on the couch, scrolling through his phone while eating chips. Hyunjin plopped down beside him, stretching dramatically.

"Yo, you doing anything for Valentine’s?" Hyunjin asked, eyes still glued to the TV.

"What?" Minho asked, not even looking at him.

"This Friday? Got any plans?" Hyunjin asked again.

Minho barely looked up. "Yeah, I’m going somewhere with Y/N."

Silence.

Hyunjin blinked. "Wait. What?"

Minho raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"You're spending Valentine’s with Y/N?"

"Not Valentine's, just a Friday hangout? Why are you being weird?"

Hyunjin’s jaw dropped. "LEE FELIX! HAN JISUNG! COME HERE RIGHT NOW."

Within seconds, the entire dorm was in chaos.

Then the news travelled to the rest of the members who were in the studio.

The realisation between you both.

The endless teasings of your friends.

14th February, 11 am the morning of "Non-Date":

14th February, 2:50 pm at the "Non-Date":

Somehow, neither of you could manage to stop the chaos. Now, you stood outside the cat café, staring at Minho, who was—against his will—dressed suspiciously well.

“…Did they force you to dress up?” you asked, eyeing his button-up.

Minho sighed. "Chan hyung literally ironed this shirt himself. I had no choice."

You laughed, taking in the scene. There were people everywhere—couples holding hands, roses being exchanged, soft music playing from the café speakers. It was undeniably romantic.

"You do realize this actually looks like a date now, right?" you said, crossing your arms.

Minho rolled his eyes. "Thanks to those idiots, yes."

You both walked inside, greeted by the warm scent of coffee and the sight of fluffy cats lounging around. The moment you sat down, a waiter came over with a knowing smile.

"Happy Valentine’s! Your special couple’s drinks are on the house."

You choked. "Sorry, we're not—"

"We’ll take it," Minho interrupted.

You turned to him, scandalized. "Minho!"

He shrugged. "What? Free drinks."

The rest of the afternoon was surprisingly… nice. The cats were adorable, the drinks were actually good, and after the initial awkwardness faded, it felt like your usual hangouts.

But something was different.

It wasn’t the setting or the day itself—it was the way he kept stealing glances at you when he thought you weren’t looking, but you could feel his eyes on you. Or the way you noticed how soft his voice got when he spoke to you. Your heart fluttered in those miniscule moments.

Soon it was time to leave, you both exited the cafe and began walking.

The night air was crisp, just cold enough for you to pull your jacket tighter around yourself as you walked side by side with him.

Minho was quiet, but not in an awkward way—just comfortable. The kind of silence that didn’t need to be filled. The only sounds were the soft rhythm of your footsteps against the pavement and the distant hum of city life around you.

Your hands brushed.

Barely, just for a second. A whisper of warmth against the cool air.

You ignored the way your breath hitched.

It happened again. A fleeting touch, his fingers grazing against yours before pulling away.

You peeked up at him. He was looking straight ahead, jaw relaxed, expression unreadable—except for the way the corner of his lips twitched. Like he knew but wasn’t saying anything.

You swallowed, suddenly hyperaware of the space between the two of you.

Minho tilted his head slightly, his voice low. “Cold?”

You shook your head, a little too quickly. “Nope.”

He hummed, unconvinced, taking your hand gently and intertwining, then shoving your hands into his pockets. “Hmm. Could’ve fooled me.”

You bit back a smile, glancing away. Heart racing.

The streetlights cast a soft glow over his face, highlighting the sharp line of his jaw, the curve of his nose, the quiet amusement dancing in his eyes.

He looked… good.

Too good.

Dangerously good.

You exhaled, trying to shake the thought away. This wasn’t a date.

…Right?

As if reading your mind, Minho’s voice cut through the quiet. “So,” he mused, “are you gonna admit it yet?”

You blinked up at him. “Admit what?”

“That you had fun,” he said simply, turning to meet your gaze. “That maybe this wasn’t the worst way to spend Valentine’s.”

You scoffed, “maybe.”

He stopped walking for a second, just enough for you to nervously take your hands out of his pocket and take a step ahead before he caught up again.

Then, quietly, he murmured, “Maybe I should take you out again.”

Your breath hitched, but before you could respond, he nudged your shoulder lightly, the teasing glint back in his eyes. “You know. Accidentally.”

You rolled your eyes, but couldn’t stop the tiny smile tugging at your lips.

Minho noticed.

He definitely noticed.

But he didn’t say anything—just smirked to himself, eyes flickering forward as you two kept walking.

Hands brushing. Shy smiles lingering.

And somewhere in the back of your mind, a tiny, traitorous thought whispered:

This felt a lot like the beginning of something.

Later that night....

The SKZ Family

the end.

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another SKZ meddling fic: READ HERE

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what a beautiful day to remember that trans people of color exist and deserve better

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(𐙚) ─── parenting with jisung

with all the lonely nights without your partner, you decided to get the next best thing ; a hamster. which only makes park jisung want to become the best hamster dad.. its a learning experience!

𐀔𓂃 back to library | req: yes / no

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so pretty 🫠

Binnie 🤘🤘🐷🐷

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this so cute :’-)

Hi there, I was wondering what bangchan would be like dating a bookworm? Like would he like being read to? or he enjoys listening about the stories you've read.

hii!

oooh this is one is so good!!! 🎀 as a bookworm myself i have thooooughts on this and i feel like chan would absolutely love being with someone who’s book obsessed…

‧ ୨୧ ‧ since he's a busy guy who is always focused on work, new ideas and projects i think he would love for you to read close to him. the kind of thing where you're both doing your own stuff but close to one another. when working at home he would def text you or come and pout about you needing to come read next to him while he's working. he would tuck you in a blanket, make sure you're all comfortable and give you a quick kiss before going back to his own thing. he would also love to take little breaks and come sit next to you so you can tell him all about the book you're reading. he would love to see your eyes light up with excitment and get in your own little world as you tell him everything about it.

‧ ୨୧ ‧ i think the reading to him thing would come later, kind of as a surprise that this is something he actually enjoy and can even be beneficial for him. it would probably happen when his insomnia is acting up and it's 3:00am and sleep is not an option to him. you'd find him on the couch, working on his computer, sleep bags under his eyes. ofc he would try to get you back to bed and apologize for waking you up but no no you wouldn't want to hear it because poor baby:( insomnia is a really lonely sleep disorder. so no leaving him alone. you would come back with blankets, your glasses and a book in hand. "sometimes when i can't sleep i pick up my book and it helps me... so i thought it might work for you too." he would smile very big and wide and pull you closer "that's very sweet babe but i'm afraid i'm not that much of a reader" "i know, that's why i'm going to read it to you. i picked that book i told you about and you seemed to like." then, because he is a big ol' softy his heart would squeeze and tighten in his chest at this pure demonstration of love. you would cuddle real close with him laying between your legs, head resting on your chest. he'd pull the blankets up close and settle in to listen to the soothing sound of your voice until the next thing he knows... it's 10am and you're both still on the couch, book on your chest, your glasses askew on your nose and he wouldn't believe it worked and he fell asleep!! he would wake you up with lots of kisses and silly grins because he. fell. asleep. !!! he'd call you a magician and cook you breakfast to thank you :3 i think it would then become a tradition for the two of you and he’d even start listening to audiobooks because ofc he doesn’t want you awake every night to read him books!! (even though he frickin loves it)

all in all, i think chan would loooove having a bookworm partner :3

(pictures are not mine. credit to the owner!)

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istfg this is healing my heartbreak (yeah i got dumped three hours ago)

✩࿐࿔ behind the scenes

4. hope you and that pictured twink burn

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authors note : sometimes i write this and im like.. this dynamic is so silly.

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uh oh…

✩࿐࿔ behind the scenes

3. till dusk to dawn

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authors note: hello guess who's back! hehe i was giggling making this. woah i did not realize this was a long chapter.. yw!!

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and i oooop haha the unblocking just to flip him off

✩࿐࿔ behind the scenes

2. the dirty trio is going on tour

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