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i always liked to think pansy started cutting her hair after the war 🌺🌺
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omg i heard lily evans was going out with a slytherin AND he's the year below
#needed this so bad after a long day of work#thank you saint for blessing the dash again#i owe you my life#reblogs
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I need more fics where the reader isn't a bombshell. Please give recs. Although i do believe most girls and guys here are baddies but I want fics where the reader looks normal in a way.most fictional characters are beyond conventionally attractive. But i want that dynamic explored , the reader being unfit, maybe. No, bbl, maybe reader is tall, lanky awkward, or chubby with an apron belly. Crooked nose and pimple scars, scars from child hood.
Like you guys see what i mean. Like dont imagibe toji with who you want to be, imagine him with who you are right now in the moment.
Dick grayson is interested in you. Even if you have some shitty job, poor hand coordination with crooked teeth, and a thick accent, he still wants YOU. Maybe you have a bad haircut, bad eye sight. Can't fight or hack into government files, but he still wants you.
Bruce Wayne gets shy when he talks to you. He watches attack on titian because you recommend it. Dont be surprised if he sends a whole essay 10 pages on these thoughts about the story.
Bruce wayne loves your hyperpigmatebtion ,he loves every inch of you. Small boobs too big boob, fat ass flat ass . Tall ,short and all.
Come on. Im not saying average people or can't be baddies. I just want fics with mundane intimacy where the reader isn't described to be megan Fox. I want it a thing that the reader isn't the 10/10 that the show,manga,comic cast is
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I cannot believe people let Snape get the high ground.
How do people casually overlook the fact that Snape spent six entire years of his life telling a kid—who never even got the chance to know his father—that said father was an arrogant douchebag? Like, how do people think that behavior is normal?
Snape, a grown man, spent years trying to convince a grieving, orphaned child that his dead father—who literally died protecting his family—was a terrible person. No compassion for a man who gave his life for his wife and son. No sympathy for a kid who grew up abused, unloved, and completely alone, only learning about his parents through stories told by others.
Instead, Snape chose to rehash his teenage rivalry with James Potter by bullying his son. Imagine being so petty that you can’t move past your high school grudges, even when the other person has been dead for over a decade.
Even the coldest, most detached person would muster some respect for a man who died fighting for good. But Snape? No. He chose to sit on his high horse—ignoring the fact that he was once a Death Eater who only changed sides when his own personal interests were threatened—and still had the audacity to act morally superior to James.
James Potter died a hero. Snape, on the other hand, spent his life tormenting the child of the woman he claimed to love—while refusing to let go of a teenage rivalry and weaponizing it against a traumatized, grieving boy.
I cannot get over how utterly selfish and cruel that is. Snape had no empathy for the dead and no sympathy for the living. And people still try to defend him? Seriously?
#will defend this for the rest of my life#i've loved even dumbledore at some point (when i was a kid)#but knew that snape was an asshole all my life#reblogs
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lily evans definitely read fics, yeah. but especially y/n fics at least until she was 15/16. she would run to her room on the summer breaks and open her laptop/tablet and start reading them without breathing for a second.
mornings were for physical books and nights were for fanfics.
#I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS THE 70'S#AND THAT THEY DIDNT HAVE FICS OR LAPTOPS OR WTV#imagine this is a modern setting then#she would be the type that kicks her legs and smiles from one hand holding line#and read hardcore smut with the seriousness of a woman reading the bible#as we all do#lily evans#marauders#headcanons go brrr
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you have to be very well read to hate properly. already be reading. expand your mind gain knowledge defend your position
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-> the prep year of french language and lit has been passed
-> i have a day off on my summer work bc of a national holiday
-> cold shower has been taken
-> tea has been brewed

-> a channel in my tv streams classical music with old paintings as the background 24/7
-> i'm looking for references to draw fanart of my psycho husbands (rosekiller)
my day is going amazing
#if only i could smoke too#(i can) but im trying to lessen the amount of how much i smoke#BC MY FUCKING THROAT HURTS JUST CAUSE I SMOKED A BIT TOO MUCH THESE LAST DAYS#so i will not smoke at all today#(watch me light up one at exactly 00.00)#vinh doesn’t shut tf up
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i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane
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sorry i know we are the bcj mutual circle but im soooo seniorpilled like imagine you have a son you dont vibe with but he's fine. hes normal. your wife loves him even though youre like man why did i get saddled with the kid who bites people and likes to set fire to ants with his magnifying glass kit which i didnt even buy for him because i knew he would be getting up to shit like this so where did he even get the magnifying glass from is my loser kid shoplifting now? and you kind of nepotism him into a ministry job because he's smart enough and even though your relationship could be boiled down to basically housemates he's never publicly embarrassed you. and then you found out he's been running around killing people and torturing them to insanity this entire time. so you throw him in The Big Bad Place but your dying wife begs of you to get him out of there because The Big Bad Place sucks and also he's been sobbing and crying this entire time. so now you have a dead wife and a murderous son and a flop career because everyone's like hey wasnt your son The Killer. and you know your son is going to try and get you if you leave him on his own for one minute because he was killing people who didn't do shit to him wtf do you think he's going to do to the man who never went to a single one of his school plays. what would you do if that happened to you?
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cinematic masterpiece no music series will ever compare to alien stage I'm afraid
#i cried the whole time#and then a bit more#i cannot keep doing this anymore#esp as a luka fan#reblogs
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#me for the past week#i have an exam in two days#i'm in the danger of failing this year#(was that correct grammer??? fuck it i just woke up)#reblogs
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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Hey can I come over and be weird about the band I tried to sell to u as gay furry in a joking way but actually writes really gut wrenching soul wrecking songs that always has a motif that is relatable to anyone but everyone relates in their own way and helps you notice things about yourself that you’ve turned a blind eye to for the longest time and it either happens at a cliche time like 3 am in the middle of the night as you stare into a nonexistent spot in your wall or in the middle of the day during the rush as everyone's going through with their day and it feels like a breeze passing by but youre just sitting in the bus and its only 2pm and suddenly youre overwhelmed with such heavy emotions that youve beared and ignored your whole life but you Must sit down and swallow down your tears and your heart that is trying to crawl out of its cage.. yeah
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