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u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design
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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
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rob zombie if he had IBS:
I shit in the ditches and squirt in my britches I crap in the back of my underpants
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how men in huge pickup trucks look at you thru their windshield when they just almost hit you point blank at an intersection where you had indisputable right of way
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

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the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight
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Have not been able to stop thinking about this image
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