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#me when I’m meant to be studying#oh I’m so sorry that I’m so joyous and whimsical#it’s so unfortunate that I am but a mammal lying in the sun as I was meant to be#fat little man#I love him
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Osemanverse Pride 2025 - aspec characters
I just can't be bothered to give everyone a vocab lesson.
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Happy birthday Aled! It’s time for my yearly Aled Last art contribution 🌃💫 miss them
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hi I’m asking another question are you the unnamed high god in the little thieves series or is that like undisclosed. Because that would be so fun
As much as that idea tickles me, I think of High Gods as like.... you know how in many myths, mortals who see the true form of a god are blinded/evaporated on the spot? That is the essence of High Gods to me. They are divine forces so far beyond human comprehension that to try to name one would kill you. By contrast, the Low Gods are the sort of divine manifestations that bicker, disguise themselves as old ladies, and periodically make bargains at assorted crossroads.
One of the major faiths believes the hundreds of Low Gods across the empire—including Death, Fortune, Justice, Time, and more—are mere facets of a single High God. I will neither confirm nor deny it, I'll just say it's possible.
#this is even better because now I’m I have more ideas#like there being the all knowing terrifying omniscient being#and also this lady who writes about ginger orphans#she’s part of the club#(not a diss to you you’re awesome)
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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“Once upon a time, there was a girl as cunning as the fox in winter, as hungry as the wolf at first frost, and as cold as the icy wind that kept them at each other's throats. Her name was not Gisele, nor was it Marthe, nor even Pfennigeist. My name was -is- Vanja. And this is the story of how I got caught.”
Little Thieves.
Character belongs: @what-eats-owls
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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It's a beautiful day and you are a terrible goose
Little Thieves and its sequels are such a treat--I just had to take a shot at drawing Vanja off of vibes.
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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I just finished @what-eats-owls's Holy Terrors and had to draw one of my absolute favorite parts.
(It's right up there with Benno and the LESPians.)
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