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Playing hooky at work to go watch baseball and drink beer with my friends was the right choice, but my tummy still hurts from stadium food and I'm mad about it.

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THE GOLDEN CRANE RIDES FOR TARMON GAI'DON.

WILL HE RIDE ALONE?

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Listening to Gideon the Ninth finally while on a road trip and I'll be honest I'm shocked and a little disappointed I haven't seen any Warder!Gideon and Aes Sedai!Harrowhark AUs.

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it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

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the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east

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This that heat they had in the barracks. No AC. No cold water. Just hot air and misery.

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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

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I'm tired, boss.

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help

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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Writing fanfiction will make you think you're smart as hell til you go to post it and it's like, I gotta name this thing? Serve up a cunty lil summary? Fuck me dude

(and then you bork it up by clicking "chose not use archive warnings" instead of "no warning apply" anyways 🫠🫠🫠)

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LFG BESTIE FULL SEND

oh my god.

do... do I want to make music again?

I haven't played my bass seriously since moving to Seattle; looking for jobs, being a parent, and losing a musical network will do that. but also... I want to write riffs? I want to program drums? I want to force chord substitutions just to be audacious and dramatic regardless of how it'll ruin the song?

jfc, is this what being happy feels like?

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Hey. Hey new stuff. New long fic. Hey

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Wicked Hearts

by Ghostbitsforkicks

It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

“Very well,” she said, “Marry me, Camilla.”

A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

“Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly, “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

- or -

Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

Words: 10875, Chapters: 1/7, Language: English

Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Palamedes Sextus, Camilla Hect, Dulcinea Septimus

Relationships: Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Gideon Nav & Harrowhark Nonagesimus

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Praise Kink, Multiple Orgasms, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Useless Lesbians, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, no beta we die like cavs, Face-Sitting, Mutual Pining, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Plot, Accidental Voyeurism, Masturbation, Begging, Strap-Ons, Strapping

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Ribs

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How it feels working a 9 to 5 and having too many WIPs of varying forms and genres alongside unrealistic expectations for myself as a writer yayyy xox

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