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Gender runes extend ancient symbols & suddenly the whole taxonomy ting seem an absurd poetics of desire & practice which is probably just as it shd be
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“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket
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Me like The Smiths
Their music, it never miss
Morrissey sing with passion true
Johnny Marr play guitar like new
Their songs, they tell real tales
Of love and life, of joys and fails
Me feel me heartstrings, they tug and pull
Me feet, they tap, me head, it full
Me like how Morrissey sing
Me like how Marr guitar ring
Together, they make magic sound
Me never tire, me always astound
Their music, it not just noise
It make me think, it give me poise
Me feel me soul, it come alive
The Smiths, they make me thrive
So, me say to all who hear
Give The Smiths a listen, me make it clear
Their music, it stand the test of time
Me caveman approve, it truly sublime.
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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.
IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”
We would do the same to politicians.
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Video of Tama
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Vroooomm rooooowllllll
Im a airplaneeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway can someone tell me how to get forklift certified?
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No wait that’s too many arms…
new animal just dropped
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theyre going to put a fucking band on me
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I think you are not good
Makes your socks uncomfortably damp
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Hun you don’t hate Car seat Headrest you just like yourself.
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I have completed one item on my bucket list of pissing in a tuba. Thank god for hipster restaurant or else I might’ve gotten kicked out of a band room
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Why the fuck did I just see the Oscar Mayer Winner going 70 past me?! I live in bumbfuck nowhere!
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How is Parsnip going to have the best name but look like a depressed love child of a turnip and a carrot.
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