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good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

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My blog is funny but I’ve killed before and I’ll kill again

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moon’s haunted.

:V What

moon’s haunted

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Double coils twisty tails?  Don’t mind if Dan does!  He, of course, attempts to rub Prince’s drool off onto Princes’ shirt.  

“I’m gonna gotta see that trick for sure.”  He approves of new and exiting ways to boil people alive, maybe he’ll share a couple of his own, they could make an outing of it into one of the dead-end timelines Dan frequents.  But not until he has smushcoiled Prince for everything he’s worth, first.  Maybe he’s not the best at feelings-words, but he can do this much.

“Yeah, somea these fucks have gone quieter, but most of ‘em are still here.  Plas is still a dumbass, bro’s keeping busy.  Birb’s got all kinds of shit going, whole entire boyfriends worth of shit.  Char’s beaten the ‘tacos eaten in one night’ record, but I’ve got plans to steal the title back from them.”

the droolvenge is probably earned, while he doesn’t try to fight (and can’t, being all twister tangled up down to the tail) he does thip at it.

“ oof that does sound busy. ” except maybe the tacos, but honestly that could be its own event. maybe he would drop in on that one. as much as he naturally loved spending time with his brother, there was no doubt danny couldn’t even pretend to touch a quarter of his appetite for a fair contest. he couldn’t even unhinge his jaw. 

“ what about you? anything neat? ”

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Oohf! They almost forgot how much Prince liked to coil like this! It was nice, actually, felt like old times.

“Oh, gosh, where do I even start?” They sighed, really trying to remember how much Prince had missed. Well, probably should start with the more recent stuff right?

“Oh! I have a job now! I work at a nursery taking care of alien babies! Wait, I should probably start with how I spend a bunch of time on a spaceship now, like a big big alien one! Because that’s where my boyfriends live. I have boyfriends now!”

he may not have had dan’s power for smorsh but he sure was going to coilsqueeze with the best!! especially when there was a lot to make up for.

“ brooo ... aliens babies? like real space aliens? that’s so cool! ” his nose scrunched up a moment as he tried to picture birb holding a small green martian. okay, they probably didn’t look like that. he couldn’t help feeling a little jealous, though; man, had he really been missing out on cool spaceships in his absence of all things? 

“ are your boyfriends aliens too? can i meet them sometime? ”

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moon’s haunted.

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bigger birb just means more to wrap coils around for a friendly full body squish. it’s the peak goal of having no bones, really.  “ start catchin’. how’s the disco? ”

bodily tackles across the room. into a strategic cushion pile. -ghostlyhalf

“ACK!” Birb was braced for it, but still let themselves be tackled into the pile of cushions, laughing the whole way there. They’ve gotten bigger since Prince last saw them! “I missed you so much!!! We have so much to catch up on!”

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betterthanclocks​:

Dan bleleles back at being chomped, thipping Prince thoroughly.  “Good to see you, too.”  He gnaws a bit at Prince, shifting only slightly to allow Prince to maybe breathe a little easier, while still smishing him.  Not that either of them need to breathe, but why the hell not.  “Whatcha been up to?”

more room just means more space for coiling. he likes to think he has grown exceptionally, terrifyingly longer since being here last. a few whole inches at least. he is further sure to drool a little on purpose like the goblin he is when he stops chewing.

“ killin’ things for money, breakin’ people for not money, usual stuff. i learned how to melt somebody’s skin off no handed. ” that was pretty cool. ” me n’ danny are tryin’ to be more separate. lets him be a person, since i’ve kind of got forever, and ... y’know. he’s gotta be able to break a ghost in half without me sometimes. ” it was lonely, too, but that definitely wasn’t worth mentioning under the weight of such heavy smushing. “ gang still all here? ”

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@betterthanclocks  /  oh. this was a heavier smoosh than remembered. but it had been a minute. or maybe a few, time sort of did its own thing anymore. softly chomps. “ shurprishe. ”

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finally since i have some on my twitter this music video continues to show up at 3am in my thoughts a full year and a half later as a sole driving inspiration and i didnt ask for my life to have been come for so hard but here we are

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( anyway in less spontaneous news i largely haunt other blogs but am, regrettably, still everyones problem. i have had Big Nostalgia lately & might put a TMA oc version of prince on my multi @cryptkept - i mean hes practically oc anyway at this point - the jury is still [wobbly hand] but i am glad to see yall keepin on )

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