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i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

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i kinda always hate the "just make stuff for yourself!" sentiment around art bc that sounds dumb and lame. like i get it really means "make art without trying to impress everyone or to everyone's demands" but even then, art is meant to be shared! i think it's a perfectly normal lament to have when you create something and it doesn't resonate with others, or it gets the wrong kind of response, or doesn't get a response at all

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A recent commission

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Your name is VRISKA LAFUFU.

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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so i made a 100-question personality quiz that isekais you into a pokémon. it's like mystery dungeon but with a lot more options

basically it generates a stat spread for you, as well as a (possibly dual) type, and matches you with the pokémon closest to those results! 496 possible results! i'm a tatsugiri

questions were taken almost verbatim from Pokémon X and Y, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, and Pokémon Reborn (made by the incredible @amethystblack , go and show reborn some love! best Pokémon game barring none). the only parts of this quiz i can take credit for are putting it into spreadsheet form and the math behind matching quiztakers to pokémon.

have fun!!

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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

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me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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Folks

Today is a good day

Hatsune Miku can finally vote

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sabrina carpenter has turned into a racehorse and will be participating in the texas derby

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you could pick the first template you see on canva (free account) and write two things on it and your 55 year old coworker will treat you like you are jesus christ reborn

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