FEEL THE BLADE DRAW THE BLOOD FROM THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.
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I'll be hosting my own kinktober, where the only thing allowed is two characters asking each other for consent to watch paint dry
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last night i had a dream where michael clifford from 5sos was on tiktok talking about his own brand of testosterone which he was was advertising to transmascs. he said it stopped him going bald.
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i hate when you open a new tab and all the articles are like YOU ARE LOSING YOUR RIGHTS AS WE SPEAK!!!!! heres a list of actors from cheers who died
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Awsten knight and Michael clifford as two fur seal pups!
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alright, who taught awsten the word chav


sir 😭
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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!
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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

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Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.

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i love infecting my dad with my music taste. hes currently considering borrowing one of my yungblud cds. i give it a month before hes singing along to zombie with me
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Castiel will look you dead in the eyes and say the funniest shit you've ever heard in the most serious tone. I love him. We need to protect him
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wrong times even weirder given the fact it wasnt there six months ago. recently put up shit. i hope every bird shits on it
why the fuck did i just see a sign that said "trump 2020: keep america great"
first off, its not 2020?! second
THE FUCK IS IT DOING OVER HERE?!?? IM IN ENGLAND, NOT AMERICA, GET THAT FUCKER OUTTA HERE
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why the fuck did i just see a sign that said "trump 2020: keep america great"
first off, its not 2020?! second
THE FUCK IS IT DOING OVER HERE?!?? IM IN ENGLAND, NOT AMERICA, GET THAT FUCKER OUTTA HERE
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I really enjoy how every photo of waterparks makes them look like they’re in a polyamorous relationship
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“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”
*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

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