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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
#i’m allergic to citrus and it drives me crazy when it just says like#‘natural fruit flavourings’ or ‘fruit juices’ wHICH ONESSAA#is it cool for me to drink or is my face going to be red and dry and itchy for a week
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British people be straight up lying about "the countryside." They'll be like "Yes, I live SO far from civilization, it's a nightmare to be so isolated." and I look up their town and they're like a ten minute drive from a train station that goes directly to London. If you saw the wilderness I've occupied you'd shit little English bricks
#as someone that has lived in idaho and in england#yea#my parents live in the middle of nowhere by english standards (twenty mins from a train station)#but we lived in the middle of nowhere in idaho (like half an hour to the nearest burger king)
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never thought i would be talking about my hometown on the internet but


the spud
Your hometown has “culture,” but does it have a 13 foot, bright orange, bug-eyed t-rex with weirdly human teeth
#technically that’s not my hometown i’m actually from jackson wy but#we moved there when i was one and it’s in close enough proximity that i consider that whole valley my hometown god bless
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
#me when i see a magpie#they’re stunning creatures#also sheep#i am in awe every time#my parents live on a farm. there are lots of sheep everywhere#and still i gaze
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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual
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no you guys don’t understand how insane the skam experience was. if you weren’t in norway, you were literally waiting for one of the many norwegian angels to take the clips that dropped in real time on the skam site on a daily basis, and translate and upload them to a google drive so everyone else could watch them. i literally watched that show via google drive and it was all thanks to the regular fans who took the time to translate the clips so others could enjoy the show. a whole community was built via google drive. and then a whole universe was built with about eight different remakes of the show coming out of one little show that started in norway and was only meant to stay in norway.
#i remember watching it during class on my friends laptop in ninth grade#and then in twelfth grade i left maths to ‘use the bathroom’ bc a clip dropped and i could not waste any time#god
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It's like idk man, I still wash my paint brushes the way my art teacher taught me how a decade ago. I eat tortillas the same way as the ex I haven't seen in years. You can fly to the other side of the world and the shop will play the song your dad played in the car when you were a kid and it still sounds exactly the same. My hair grows funny in one spot because I got a scar on my scalp when I was six.
Sometimes I reach for light switches that aren't there, that have never been there, because I used to live someplace that had a light switch in that spot. And I think maybe life is about repeatedly reaching for light switches that aren't there. In a few years you'll be somewhere else, and you'll reach for the light switches you have now.
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
#i am moving back to america this summer unfortunately#BUT!#air con fuck yea#my grandparents have ceiling fans#ough
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"Pride is not a party"
Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby
Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.
If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.
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“caught in the crossfire” is crazy work when it’s your own reporter and it’s a video where you can just watch the cop aim directly at her and shoot her completely 100% on purpose with your own two eyes
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#BUY MY FRIENDS BOOK#watching all of this artwork just. appear suddenly. has been amazing#pls look#check it out#support my friend they’re so cool and they make mt heart happy#go do it
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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3
#RAIN!!!#BUMBLE BEES AND DARK CLOUDS AND LISTENING TO NEW MUSIC AND FINISHING ARTWORK AND CROCHET PROJECTS#MY BABY GIRL (she’s a dog) AND SEEING PARENTS BEING SILLY WITH THEIR BABIES AND SEEING PAW PRINTS ON PAVEMENT AFTER LIGHT RAIN#BUYING NEW YARN AND UPDATING MY POSTCARD COLLECTION AND WANDERING#I LOVE BEING ALIVE GOD DAMMIT
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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science
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