ghostwandering

[ghostwandering]

can I come over and look at you like this

[ghostwandering]

For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

[ghostwandering]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[ghostwandering]

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

[ghostwandering]

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

[ghostwandering]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[ghostwandering]

Art Nouveau gold and abalone pendant with an opal (via).

[ghostwandering]

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats

[ghostwandering]

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[ghostwandering]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[ghostwandering]

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

[ghostwandering]

might i ask why you believe asriel to be transfem?

are you kidding me. have you seen this motherfucker

[ghostwandering]

OK let's all do one of these everybody tell me a transfem headcanon you have I'll start. Laura Kinney.

[ghostwandering]

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

[ghostwandering]

house md log

[ghostwandering]

this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕