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[ghoullean]

i have the silliest little headcanon of wesker being horribly dyslexic but literally no one knows because he’s so well spoken and his field has some very complicated names floating around.

wesker also really enjoys literature so it’s quite literally idiotic to assume he has any issue with reading or spelling but if you properly look at his work, you’ll see very simplistic spelling errors. there instead of their. your instead of you’re. it takes wesker a fair while to muscle through a few pages of book and he refuses to read out loud half the time.

he can spell megaklothovirus horridgei but ask him to spell rhythm? it’s so over.

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felt like supernanny the way i hopped onto the scene and wrote a few headcanons. there is a krauser draught. i see the crisis. i’m on my way

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krauser nsfw alphabet !

to my krauser lovin' shawties out there & to the cutie pie in my asks that made me click my heels and punch the air in glee. love yew!

shameless plug also, i'm getting my arse in gear and finally writing a fucking wesker one shot. i haven't written anything of substance in ages... TRUST IT WILL BE UNLEASHED SOON. AS ALWAYS. MINORS BE GONE. GO.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

krauser might be a little bit too good at aftercare. it rightfully makes you question just how many times he's done it.

if he pulled your hair a little too much, he'll soothe your scalp with the heel of his palm and whisper, "got a little to rough. 'm sorry, alright? can't tell me y'didn't like it though."

krauser is a very big fan of sitting with you until you've recovered. he'll get you what you need but it's fairly basic. he wont bend over backwards for you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

krauser loves his hair and uses the fact he's a natural blonde as a pick-up line most of the time. by god, is everyone sick of fucking hearing it. though, he likes a good set of legs on his partner. big thighs. thigh gaps. he's not picky even though he very well could afford to be. take krauser to the beach? he's flustered and ready to go home within an hour.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he'll come in your mouth specifically so you can spit it right back into his. uses it like saliva. krauser grimaces at himself half the time when he thinks back on it but during the heat of the moment? he's savaging your mouth like an ape.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

truth be told, krauser's an open book. he doesn't hide anything when it comes to sex. he wants something gross? he'll ask and accept the answer but he does have an affliction for public stuff.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not enough words in the english dictionary to describe to you just how experienced krauser is. he's a beefy guy, people fell all over him in his youth. obviously life got in the way and he was mostly occupied with work but he kept the skills.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

any position, as long as you're up against a wall. he likes the feeling of his muscles pulling tight and burning. sometimes his grip falters and his arms shake viciously to the point where he almost drops you all together but he's stubborn.

"'s alright. can keep goin'-- don't stress 'bout it baby."

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

nothing like a little bit of laughter to draw krauser into the moment. sure, he can be so serious you'd want to give him an oscar but most of the time? he's chuckling a long with you whilst praising you to the high heavens.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

honestly krauser feels like he's too "old" to give a fuck about that stuff. he's all natural baby and he honestly doesn't care about his partner either.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

krauser believes sex is the most intimate act imaginable but hell if he doesn't try to separate himself from that. he'll praise you with the sweetest words then follow up with a quick smack. krauser doesn't like the emotional part of it so much. he'd rather not. keep it casual, yeah?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he was a marine. it was either his hand or his fellow comrades (not that he was entirely opposed to that idea). he's jerked off more times than he's blinked. war's stressful, alright?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

eye. contact. you will look at him one way or another. krauser doesn't care if you're shy or if you've got a fucking lazy eye-- he'll grab your face with his rough calloused hand and glare right at you whilst sticking a thumb in your mouth. no escape. sorry!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere in public. the adrenaline of potentially getting caught makes him all frenzied and desperate. he'll be as loud as he likes and laugh as you try frantically to keep him quiet.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

a good old fashioned heated argument. you're yelling at him, pacing up and down the kitchen with your hips swaying? krauser has never been more hard in his life. he's yelling at you and pointing fingers and throwing meaningless accusations at you just to see you get all riled up then he's all over you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he doesn't do choking. he'll put a hand to your throat and give it the lightest of squeezes but krauser doesn't want to see you go all blue. turns him off. makes him feel somewhat bad. he can't enjoy himself whilst you're fighting consciousness. doesn't feel right.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

krauser takes. he'll promise you head afterwards but he always "forgets". it's not even that he doesn't enjoy it because he does. he really loves seeing you all worked up but he gets bored. krauser has a very active brain and he cant focus on one thing for too long.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he'll let you set the pace for the most part. krauser likes to savour it or he cums a little bit too quickly for his liking but you want it rough? hold on for dear life.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

YES YES YES. again, the adrenaline, especially if you're out somewhere. he usually prefers quickies to normal sex. he gets what he wants without the added drama of head or getting you ready beforehand. win win!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

risks to you aren't risks to him. he's a marine, he's done crazy shit to the point where much doesn't really faze him anymore. he'll experiment also. sex gets boring to him if he does the same thing over and over. he likes variety.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

krauser works himself up to the point where he can't physically last very long. that doesn't stop him from going a few rounds. he'll finish quick the first time and then get himself ready for a few more. he likes to fuck. he's not all that set on cumming alot of the time/

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

krauser doesn't use them on himself. says hes too proud but he'll use them on you if you'd like but he gets a little bit funny about it.

"what? 'm not good enough or somethin'?"

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

krauser's far too damn impatient to tease himself let alone anyone else. when he's drunk though? he'll flirt with a little bit of teasing now and then but it wont last more than five minutes usually.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he'll grunt, that's about it and they're usually fairly quiet. he'll punch out the occasional "fuck" and "'m gonna--" but he relies on you to fill the silence most of the time if he's not outright talking to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

krauser likes to get a little physical during sex. he'll smack you hard enough that you'll have a big red splotch on your face for a few days but he's not a fan of bruises. doesn't like seeing your face all messed up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

skin? girl i don't know what to write for this ever. you know what he fucking looks like. it's up to interpretation, he's not real.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! krauser would take you any hour of the day without question. he could be stone-cold asleep but you wake him and politely ask? he'll spring up like he's never heard the word sleep.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he'll keep going until you fall asleep. he never does. once you say you've had enough, he'll nod and lay on his back but lord he's not sleeping for a little while. not until his hard on goes away.

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krauser checking you out in public with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. he knows you know he’s watching you. his gaze hardens each time your eyes flicker to him. he won’t say hello or offer you a smile but he’ll walk right over to you, placing a rough hand on your shoulder and say, “‘scuse me, doll. let me get past ya.”

LOSING MY MIND AT THE THOUGHTNOF THIS PLEASE HELP ME

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wesker nsfw alphabet!

you know i had to do it to ‘em. haven’t actually referenced that in years. tumblr turns me old school.

as always, minors go away! go outside and play or whatever it is you do.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

good lord this mfka doesn’t do aftercare well. he tries, truly, he does try but it comes out so unbelievably practiced that it doesn’t do a great job of convincing you that he actually cares.

he’ll punch out a quick, “are you.. fine?” in a weirdly stiff tone and awkwardly shift his body to meet yours.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

wesker is the biggest fan of his own jaw. he’ll routinely boast about how his father passed down some strong jawline genetics. he also appreciates a good jawline on his partner. it’s oddly specific of him, but he’ll watch you keenly as you eat. the way the muscle of your jaw tightens as it moves makes his head spin.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

wesker likes messy. allows him to break away from his monotonous routine of cleanliness that he must adhere to when in his lab. he won’t go out of his way to cum on you but he’ll gladly take up the offer if you ask.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he’s got a biiiiiig thing for high heels. not feet, no. he’d tell you himself he isn’t that depraved but there’s something about a high heel that really does something for him. they insist upon someone walking precisely, with controlled movements. they beckon the wearer to walk rather than run. it’s more of a control thing.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

wesker wasn’t exactly a lady magnet back in college. he was more of a “get back, brutish woman, i’m busy!” and stuck his head into a textbook but as his career developed and he grew more content with his station in life, wesker explored intimacy further.

he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve. he’s experienced but that came much later in life than you’d expect.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

wesker likes his partners on top. he likes having easy access to your waist and hips whilst also being able to look at you properly. doggy feels better but he doesn’t get the chance to take a good look at you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he leans towards being more serious but there are times he’ll beat out a little puff of laughter when something doesn’t go as planned then he’ll snap right back into it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he hasn’t got full bush action going on. he keeps himself neat, tidy. he expects it from you and he’s not a complete hypocrite. sometimes he’ll leave it but he’ll apologise quickly in advance.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

wesker doesn’t believe in sex being romantic. sex is sex. making love is different. there are moments, though, when he’ll cup your cheek with his hand or brush his fingertips against your cheekbone and tell you that you look beautiful like this. that’s really the only meaningful moment you’ll get.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he straight up just doesn’t jerk his shit. he’s never been in such a riled up state that he’s had to do it. he’s got his partner, he’d rather that than his hand. wesker despises getting cum on his hands too so that’s a definite no.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

jesus mary and joseph, wesker LOVES pulling hair and having his hair pulled. it irks him to his absolute core when you muss up his perfectly neat hair so much so that it just ends up turning him on. you pull his hair? you bet he’ll grab a fistful and yank your head back in return. it’s a two way street.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

wesker’s bedroom and his bathroom. anywhere else is off limits. you tried to convince him to fuck you in the kitchen but he went off on a three minute rant about how unhygienic it’d be. that the food would be instantly contaminated. you never asked again after that.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

nothing gets him going, per se. you just have to ask him and he’ll instantly get a hard on but he appreciates when you admire his ownership of you. if you praise him for being good to you or you thank him for doing things for you, that’ll certainly get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

wesker would rather skydive without a parachute than have anything to do with gagging someone. nothing about it appeals to him. the sound of them wretching makes him squirm. he also dislikes bondage. he thinks of it as time consuming and we all know how much time wesker has to spare.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he’s a BIG giver. wesker likes hearing you whine for him and he knows just how much you blubber from his tongue alone. he’s partial to receiving but he’d rather wait for the main event. it’s the anticipation that makes it worthwhile.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

good luck getting this man to slow down. i mean, it’s immediate brutal jackhammering from the go. wesker knows it borders on painful at times but that’s all apart of the bliss. there are very rare occasions he’ll have a sloppy, staggered pace but that’s only when he’s drunk enough whiskey to sedate a horse.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

absolutely not. if you have somewhere to be in 10 minutes then you best believe he’s scoffing at you and demanding you get in the damn car. he despises not having routine or structure. quickies only give leeway for problems to slip through the cracks without wesker even realising it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

wesker’s experimented a little too much in his life-time. he knows exactly what he does and doesn’t like. he won’t stray from his preferences just because you’d like him to. he’s stubborn and that certainly doesn’t change when he’s horny.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he’ll last as long as his partner does. he physically can’t make it there until you cum. something about the way you shiver and writhe beneath him than actually gets him over the edge.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he certainly won’t reach for them, that’s for sure. he owns a few but that’s solely because his partner wanted them. wesker doesn’t feel threatened by them but he’d rather not. if you’re down, he’s down. just say the word shawty!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

it’s wesker. you’re getting teased until he can’t take it. it’s a deep rooted urge mostly. why give it to you when he can make you work for it? wesker believes in a good work ethic!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

loudest whiner going. breathy, insatiable whines. the kind that really knock around in your ears for a moment. you don’t anticipate them from him. there’s a brief grunt when he’s really getting into it but he’s a bigggggg whiner.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he’s a big fan of having jazz in the background whilst he has sex. helps him focus better and distracts from the noise he makes. wesker’s a touch embarrassed at the sounds he makes sometimes. jazz eases that discomfort a touch.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

muscle. muscle. muscle. big tits. muscle. muscle.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

average. sometimes he’ll pounce on you if he’s in the right mood but you’ll typically have to make the first move. thing is with wesker, he doesn’t care for sex usually. it isn’t something he thinks about often because he’s too busy occupying himself with his work.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’ll roll over on his side, eyes closed with his mouth falling agape but god forbid you say anything about it. it’d immediately be met with “?? dear, i’m not sleeping. i have work to catch up on. let’s not be.. ridiculous.” before he falls right back under again.

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wesker whines btw. he’s a hearty, choked out kind of whiner too. like, struggles to form coherent thought and can only breathlessly whisper out “be good for me,” whilst his face is blanched a bright red and eyes darting everywhere but your face.

thinking. i should do that more often 🙏

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wesker having a fixation on grabbing his s/o by the waist at every earliest convenience. needs you to move out the way? grabbing you by the waist and sliding on by. wants you to check something out? tugging you by the waist. in bed? you fucking guessed it sherlock holmes, he’s grabbing that damn WAIST!!!!!!

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krauser hcs !

fully nsfw. none of these are swf at all. i have never had an appropriate thought about krauser. does anyone even care about him anymore idk i do

MINORS GO AWAY. BE GONE. THESE ARE NOT FOR YOU.

- in all honesty, foreplay isn’t krauser’s thing. he rushes it. he wants you to enjoy it, sure, but he grows very impatient after a few minutes. your gasps of pleasure do a great job of spurring him on but he much prefers it when you’re crying.

- talks you through it in the most uncomfortable way possible. he aims to unsettle you— wants you on edge. nothing makes him hotter than seeing your face twinge with fear. he gets right close to your ear, his breath burning hot against the shell of it. he’ll whisper every word like a secret, drawing out every syllable.

“i’ll bend you up real nice, baby. won’t be a thing in the world you can concentrate on but me.”

- krauser loves tasting himself. he’ll finish on your tongue and beg you to spit his cum back in his mouth. he won’t swallow it but he’ll yank you into a bruising kiss, using his cum as a substitute for his own saliva. you notice krauser’s eyes light up every-time you swallow his seed.

- krauser mostly takes you from behind. gives him plenty of mobility to jackhammer into you just how he likes it. he loves a good old-fashioned chokehold, adores watching your face screw up in pleasure but he’ll never turn down the opportunity to lift you up against a wall and have his way with you.

- weirdly, he never humiliates, only praises. he’ll call you the sweetest names with the harshest of tones. he loves to call you his little bunny, especially when you’re bouncing on his cock.

“you’re a real good little bunny f’me, ain’t ya? takin’ my cock like a champ.”

- krauser might be brutal but he makes sure to check in with you. especially during more punishing sessions. he’ll grab your chin in his grasp, analysing your fucked out and tired expression with a strange intensity. he won’t out-right ask you anything but he’ll slow down a touch, give you a look.

- he loves sweat, enjoys watching the way your skin glistens beneath him. there’s nothing that turns him on more than seeing you bright red and sweaty. the two of you practically sliding off each-other. it makes for a messy experience but god, if he doesn’t mind that.

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dating wesker hc’s

cus’ i want him so bad its not funny.

minors go away. these aren’t for you!

swf !

- he is a very particular man and he doesn’t mess around when it comes to poor posture. you’re an extension of him, after all. he’ll press a hand up against the base of your spine and trail the other up to your chest, straightening your back out. it doesn’t physically matter where you are. he’s formed a habit and he doesn’t intend to break out of it anytime soon.

“sit properly. that’s it.”

- he’s not overly keen on grand displays of intimacy. hugs are rare, holding his hand seems almost impossible some days yet he has his own ways of displaying affection. a little jut of his chin when he’s pleased with something. a quick brush of his fingers against yours when you look anxious. sometimes his hand will come to grapple at your wrist and tug you alongside him. they’re fleeting but they mean something in their own way.

- wesker doesn’t take to you doing things for yourself very kindly. he simply won’t allow it. wesker makes a point of opening doors for you, begrudgingly giving you his jacket when it’s cold, buying you fresh flowers every few days (it feels pointless to him. it’s a custom he’s leaned into.) and helps you stay up-right against him when you’ve had just a touch too much to drink.

“ah, ah, no. stay put. i’m opening the door for you.”

- wesker has no patience when it comes to petty arguments. he’ll shut it down quickly, often times by simply walking out of the room and never speaking of it again. on the odd occasion that wesker riles himself up, he’ll do his absolute best to remain composed. he’ll give you tight, sharp responses. no room for agreement or disagreement. arguments never really seem to stick with wesker. he has better things to do than dwell on a lovers quarrel.

nsfw !

- wesker is the victim of a major size kink. he loves seeing you down there, below his chin. maybe its the blatant imbalance of power but he throbs at the thought of it alone. physically having you in-front of him and looking up at you all doe-eyed really sends him over the edge.

- as much as he seems like he’d be harsh with his words in bed, he’s surprisingly very mindful. he’ll coo at you, spouting out nicknames in the heat of his pleasure. the cooing often times borders on mockery. a sly smirk tugs at his lips, glaring down at you beneath him.

“look at you. that’s it, dear. take what you need. mm, that’s it.”

- wesker is abnormally vocal. he moans because he wants you to hear him. they’re boyish, drawn-out moans. the kind that just keep spilling from his mouth, puffing out bated breaths alongside them as he beats his cock into you.

- wesker adores the feeling of your hair bundled into his fist. he loves the way you whine out when he tugs just a little bit too hard. he’ll give you a gentle slap if you’ll let him and dear god, does he love doing that.

- spit. weskers a clean man but he insists on spit. whether he spits on you or you spit on him. he loves the feeling of his cock being spit on and equally loves seeing your face glisten as he spreads the saliva across the cute little expanse of your face.

- wesker’s non-negotiable kink is fucking in-front of a mirror. he loves watching you watch yourself crumble as he fucks you into oblivion. something so satisfying about watching the shame wash over you than wesker can’t deny makes him fuck you even harder.

“look at yourself. mm, no. don’t get all shy now. look at yourself while I fuck you.”