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the two great questions of our time. why would anyone watch the 90s tv show friends and why would anyone get pregnant. ?

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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

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"why do you make everything about politics?"

every time i go outside, people take it as a political statement. they've made my very existence an opinion to be debated, how could it not be at the front of my mind?

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Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

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“puppy want attention?”

puppy wants his body to not hurt 24/7 but that is the second best option

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i'm out on the north atlantic sniping titanics with .50 calibre rounds made of pure iceberg. i'm a ghost on the waves

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(crushing up a handful of cigarettes into the taco meat) i always do this. fantastic umami taste

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i could survive my own autopsy

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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I envy pets, the only thing they have to worry about is going to the bathroom in the right place. I do that everyday and yet I am still plagued by the horrors

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho