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It's pride Month, you know what that means

What? You want me to like... commit gay crimes in the feywild?

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Gideon!! You're an engineer, we all know that, so I'm assuming you draw blueprints. Any chance you draw stuff outside of that? (I.e., your friends, random plants, etc)

Well.. Y'know usually I don't really like to talk 'bout it but I do occasionally draw. I wouldn't say I'm the best at it but sometimes the mind wanders when I've got blueprint plans in hand. I do take notes in my small lil' journal so theres quite a few drawings in there too.

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How do you feel about the fact your daughter is talking?

Ain't it neat? She's just been babblin' 'bout strawberries and Kremy 'n me anyways! It's pretty darlin'... Makes me excited to when she actually gains her own voice. Lil' lady is growing real fast...

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Do you need a towel, Mr Coal?? You know, because of... That red thing on your face

Ughh... you mean the tomato? Yes, a towel would be real nice right now, thank you!

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A weird letter got its way to Gideon's hands

As soon as Gideon looked at the letter, somehow, a rotten tomato was launched directly at his face... Don't ask how He did it, it was some Witchlight fuckery probably.(¿??

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She’s grabbing on you? Oh no, I hope she isn’t grabbing your hair or anything! They don’t look it, but babies tend to have an IRON GRIP on something if they get their tiny little mitts on it. Trust me, it’s not fun when a baby has an iron grip on a chunk of your hair (in my experience, you need an additional person to pry her hands apart if that’s the case)

Yeah she occasionally gets her lil grippin' claws on me. She can gra-

OW-- F-

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Mr. Gideon! Mr. Gideon! May I tell you a joke please? I promise it'll make you laugh! ~

A joke? Well..

As long as you ain't a clown! and as long as its actually funny!

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does this mean we will get gideon tech support soon !!! wow :O

I guess I really have turned into the resident tech support! Did you know Gricko threw his damn stone into a lake? How the hell do you even do that??

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So gid how fatherhood treat you?

Actually, real good!

I expected this whole parentin' business to be a lot more stressful. I mean. It is stressful but theres a lot of good parts 'bout it too! Plus, Lily is just the damn sweetest baby my eyes have ever laid on! Lil' miss loves chewin' on my fingers, though. I love her but I need those for my engineerin' work!

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"Look who got his sendin' stone workin' again!" You didn't fix shit, mister! You sat your pretty ass down and watched me read that damn fey engineerin' book to hell and back.

It's June, you know what that means

... Huh? What, you want me to run, like, gay cons or somethin'? Set up a gay carnival once we're back on the mortal plane??

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I give you the baby box:

Here's all that comes in it! I don't know if you'll find a use for the pads, but there are a lot of other important stuff!

Ps. The box itself doubles as a baby bed!

Well, shucks! Thank you! She has been just wrapped up in a blanket since we don't have any baby clothes so..

Look how cozy this lil' lady is!

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I think it’s obvious she takes after Kremy and has a taste for the finer things in life.

I suppose she does! She's been grabbin' onto me while I hold her. Usually I wouldn't be too fond of the glittery.. doesn't mix well with the fire but both Lily and Kremy are pretty fond of it.

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Oh no Gideon watch out-! (sparkly curse whams into Gideon. Shine bright like a diamond Gid. So girly pop)

C'mon man! Yer gonna fey curse me NOW? I got a cryin' baby to-

Oh! She likes it!

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How do you feel about becoming a father? Are you guys struggling at all?

Y'know I ain't hatin' the idea. She's a cute lil baby all wrapped up in our blanket.

But, she woke up a bit ago and the girl has been screamin'! She's got some real pipes on 'er but I don't know the first thing 'bout takin' care of a cryin' baby! Me and Kremy have been tryin' to soothe her but nothin's workin'!

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I think you're good Gideon, I mean, she seems to have traits of you and Kremy, so I think she's yours now.

Congrats!

I guess yer right.. Her lil face scales and the tail looks just like Kremy's! It's really sorta endearin'... But how the hell did a flower just make a baby that looks like a perfect lil' combination of me 'n Kremy? Fuckin' feywild shit!

How the hell are we supposed t' take care of a kiddo in the feywild? She's just a baby.. Man, if we were back home and with all that money this would be a lot better circumstances. Heh heh...

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I guess we all figured out the answer to the age-old question of where babies come from. A flower.

I can't believe my pa lied to me...

I'm just kiddin' heh heh.. Imagine! You think this is how babies are born in the feywild? Like the flower was some sorta egg...

...DID I STEAL A BABY?

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GIDEON

WHAT KIND OF FLOWER DID YOU JUST PICK?!

A BABY FLOWER I GUESS?