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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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With the Steven Universe revival coming up I want to urge all of the fans of SU to join the gym and start getting yolked so that the fandom stops being the constant target of anti-progressivism based harassment. I want people to reference SU like "yeah it is super cringe that they all have dyed hair and play the ukulele but I couldn't say that to their face. Look how fucking massive they are."

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Um, excuse me?

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enough.

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the more i read about the changes to Lilo & Stitch, the more

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This is what a queer club is full of

innocent puppies 🤝 evil cats