Describing myself is like teaching a toddler trigonometry. I'm into alot of things. Retro gaming, Guitar, Programming, Your mom, Drawing, Cars, and UI Design. My Pronouns are þe/þou Jokes aside: I'm glad you stopped by! Icon done by @anhanmee on Twitter! Banner done by BreezyTheBat!
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Are you fucking stalking me? What the fuck XD
Edit: why fold them properly if you're gonna wear them anyway?
Ask @stormbreaker-290 about my coffee cups
T ir e d...
I'm way too adhd to think about that
And storm yells at me for the same shit!
She fucking randomly dmed me on discord with this list of similarities and it's fucking uncanny XD
@malwaresilly @static-x3
So I hc that Titan can be a little messy sometimes??? Like.
He never folds his pants.
He'll put a bowl on the counter and leave it there because he got distracted by something else.
If he's done for the day he doesn't put his boots to the side, he just kicks them off and perishes in the bed.
He also never makes his bed.
So I heard Static in my head getting on his ass about it.
Static: COULD YOU. PLEASE. PUT YOUR BOOTS. IN THE FUCKING CLOSET??
Titan: Sorry .... I mean to ask this as kindly as possible.... Do you have OCD?
Static: I HAVE PTSBWIG!!
Titan: What's that?!
Static: PUT THAT SHIT BACK WHERE IT GOOOOOOOOES??????!!!!
Malware: LMAOOOOOOOO
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@stormbreaker-290 PROOF
@stormbreaker-290 :3
#WAIT WGAT#YOOOOOOOOO#CONGRATS STORMY!!!!!!!!!#yahoooo!!!!!!#it was about time#I thought you had more ngl#damn you're underrated :[#but anyways#YIPPEE!!!!#<- I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!
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YOU'RE COOL, BUBS! WAKE UP IT'S NOT FAKE, YOU'RE FUCKING COOL, BUBS! YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE IF YOU WEREN'T COOL!
@stormbreaker-290 :3
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@stormbreaker-290 :3
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It's funny until I unknowingly get actually mad XD
i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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Hold the fuck up
Static is dating the autism equivalent of a fucking Shaquille O' Neil polycule but buys oversized shirts for what I can only imagine is comfort and attention. But MY FUCKING FIANCE, the one who BOUGHT THEM THAT KETTLE out of spite against microwave tea, and who is taller than me; leaves me shirts on purpose AND THEY'RE SMALLER DESPITE US BOTH HAVING THE BUILD OF YOUR AVERAGE MINI GOLFER
HOW THE FUCK????
Static WILL rock the morning-after-oversized-tee look despite this. because they're a whore/silly/aff
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I WILL MAKE THEM ALL WEEP BY SNAPPING SPAGHETTI 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
I gutted my sushi:3

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I HAVE JAPANESE ANCESTORS, I HAVE THE RIGHT XD
I gutted my sushi:3

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How is Arizona habitable?
Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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I think sleeping next to Harvey is doing something to you
Ghgh
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Genuinely. Recently: I went on vacation with this fuck, and some of the other beloved goons I've known for nearly a decade.
I learned that I could easily live with these guys. The week I spent with myamano and our other friends was genuinely the best thing to have happened to me in a long time.
I never thought I'd be able to say "this trip changed my life", but considering I'm now engaged: I don't really have a choice, do I?
I had a blast meeting up with you, I'd love to build that cul-de-sac idea somewhere. Because you guys being so far away is a true shame.
But that's just it. We're all Nine Miles From Home.
kidnapping my mutuals and putting us all on Bestie Boulevard

(though if it were up to me these houses would not be so... ugly)
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Nobody in this house is gonna know what the fuck I'm on about,,,
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Agony
Drive. To @gigabyte1027 . I am doing.
The Trup.
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