dave. 34. LA. famed winner of the wendys turbo boost challenge™ eight years running and two years walking
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I forget if my dms are open, but go wild if you're interested
so I'm probably retiring this bad boy in 2024, for incredibly funny and embarrassing reasons (if you know, you know), but I'm actually kinda chill with giving my discord out if that's still a thing
#ooc tbd#again for real this time. i also don't have the login info for this account anymore so I'm kinda fucked
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so I'm probably retiring this bad boy in 2024, for incredibly funny and embarrassing reasons (if you know, you know), but I'm actually kinda chill with giving my discord out if that's still a thing
#ooc tbd#can't really describe the year I've had but it's time to shed childish things... i guess...
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forgot to update my bio after my birthday, im even older than i thought
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Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.
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All along we’ve sacrificed ourselves for each other. There must be an end to it. The law said a killing was done. The law said a killing was paid for. Why must they go on, and on, and on?
UNDER CAPRICORN (1949) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
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i’m so over 2013 and it hasn’t even started yet
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you gotta just thug out this uti man theres no way we're missing the final wiggles concert
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not gonna lie ive been dick deep in employment junction for so long i forgot how to be funny for free
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