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MASINT #367 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET)
1. Nuclear Labyrinth of Scorpions 2. Cybertruck Peanuts
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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Bird sounds.
Buy my new book.
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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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distressing things to say to your friends
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Rip Geralt of Rivia you would have loved wearing a knee brace and taking ibuprofen
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Critter of the week ! 🧡 I went all regional on you and painted our cute Mediterranean gecko, Tarentola Mauritanica. She's probably on her way to make a nice cicada ratatouille to celebrate Bastille Day or something 🍅🫑🍆🧅 Shop Instagram
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knittin' kitten
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