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Keith: hey what’s a phrase Hastings and Metapod have in common?

Kate: *clearly unamused* what

Keith: “I’m hard”

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*Kellyn filming*

Kellyn: fish fish fish fish mcbites

Kate: fish fish fish fish mcbites, mcbites

Rhythmi: fish fish fish fish mcbites.

Keith, in a magikarp suit: FISHY FISHAAAY

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SAME

!! Who’s you favorite Shadow Children. character, if you have one, and why?

my favorite character was always trey! I don’t really know why I was just in love with him as a kid and his book is my favorite. now re-reading them he’s like my awkward, nerdy son <3

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CALLING ALL POKÉMON RANGER FANS! I made a discord!

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I HAVE THIS STICKER ON MY COMPUTER

Things im salty about:

Not enough pokemon ranger fanart, not enough shadows of almia fanart, not enough kellyn fanart, not enough croagunk in pokemon ranger

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I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER FOR THE SMOKE THIEVES 2 SALLY

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Frankenstein?

One of the best literature works out there- but pop culture fucked it up.

Frankenstein is the scientist, not the creature. The creature has no name. The creature isn’t blockheaded. He’s formed from a normal human head. He doesn’t have a crew cut. He has long locks of black hair. He isn’t a sickly green. He’s yellowish cause he’s made of rotten flesh and of different human bodies. No bolts either. And yes, he is literate.

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Luke: okay so can you maybe not try to kill anymore third children?

Krakenauer: no.

Luke: well fiddle my sticks, shuck my corn, hack my wheat, get up nice and early to feed the animals, lactate the mammals, and butter them biscuits.

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Luke: *staring distantly at Jen*

Nina: dude you’re like a moth attracted to the light we can all see you gaping.

Luke: *turns to reveal a moth head*

Jen: *turns to reveal a lightbulb head*

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Okay can you not imagine this

Mr. Talbot: *has been working and rescuing tirelessly throughout the series*

Hendricks: hey wanna hear a joke

Mr. Talbot: *sighs* fine. What.

Hendricks: eight hours of sleep.

Mr. Talbot: I don’t get it...?

Hendricks: the hell you don’t.

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HELL YEAH

I have two orders of business:

1. Happy 20th anniversary to the Shadow Children sequence! Haddix celebrated it on her Instagram

2. @electronickittendetective LOOK AT THESE COMMENTS IN HADDIX’S POST

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Yessss my favorite boy

oh no he’s winking at me <(．＿．)>

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Luke: Now Aldous, you know you can’t legalize the illegality of third children. It’s immoral

Aldous: Well shoot there goes my Saturday plans

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Inuyasha

MY GOSH IS THIS A STORY. It’s late and I just wanna tell it, lol. I went on a family vacation to Aruba when I was seven. I had my own extension of the hotel room, and I had woken up at three a.m. and couldn’t sleep. I turned on the tv and watched “Inuyasha” for the first time while cracking open some Reese’s puffs. I was so mesmerized and confused by the white haired red garbed wolf boy- I never got him out of my head! I saw the title, but I was seven and was like “lol idk Chinese” (I know it isn’t chinese tis yolk) and forgot about it. For years I wanted to see him again- until I finally found it! I was crying; actual tears. I watched all the episodes, all the movies, and everyday I can look at the little Miroku figurine by my bed and smile. It’s so underrated. I’d been looking for such a distinct character for eight years before I found him. Please watch it if you haven’t yet.

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Shadow Children Character’s Nicknames

Luke: country buttermilk (*strums banjo*)

Jen: malicious bishus

Nina: despiser of jackals

Trey: cowardly lion

Hendricks: hot wheels

Matthias: mind too old for his physical form

Percy: stabby mcstabberson

Alia: Princess Alia!

Smits: Kaching

Garner bros: wheat-hackin’ & pig sackin’ (get it cause they had a farm)

Mr. Talbot: authority dad

Mrs. Talbot: Betty boop with a degree

Aldous: the kraken (duh)

Samuel: all knowing sensei

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When they find out Jason is a snitch

Luke: Travis (Trey), what are you doing?

Trey: I’m trying to make an articulate yet silent plan to kill Jason.

Luke: nO

Trey: we can call him to the room and-

Luke: nO

Trey: we can surround him in the garden then-

Luke: Noooooo

Trey: or we can find a monster truck and demolition derby his a#%

Luke: N O

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Nina: *thinking* have you ever thought about how weird it’d be if we had hands on our feet and feet for hands?

Trey: .... have you ever heard something you didn’t need to?